Completely random voice testing...with a side of considering

[staycalmandobey]

No, oh no, stop, please. I want my mummy.. [Vex rolls his eyes]

Is that what you want? For me to whimper and pretend I can do shit about this? It won't matter. You forget, I know what it feels like to have your power, to control people, to make them be my little puppets. So, I've got your number girlie. You're not gonna stop, not for nothing. So do your worst, play dirty and have some fun with the puppet master. If you do anything worse than I've done myself, I'll be impressed.

And all of you watching? Like the show? Good. Now, either leave a tip or fuck off. No peep show is free you sickos.

Comments

[morethanasidekick]

Oh puh-lease. Don't even pretend for a second like you aren't thrilled with the idea of being sent to Nookie Island. People are literally dying to get into your pants.

[staycalmandobey]

I can understand why you might need an island for that, puny little human girl, but that's pretty much every day for me. I mean would you look at me?

[morethanasidekick]

[Kenzi makes a show of choking on something and holds out her hand as if to apologize.]

Sorry - I think I... got a little vom.

For the record, bondage boy. This didn't need a sex island to get laid. This also, doesn't need to pay for it... unlike some people I know. [cough] Dominatrix [cough]

[staycalmandobey]

That wasn't getting a whole lot, from what I remember. One relationship compared to Bo's...dozen? Low score loses the game.

Hey [shrug] I wouldn't have to pay if every girl in town wasn't wearing leather bond boots, but didn't know how use them properly. It's hard to find someone with an iron first.

[morethanasidekick]

Hey! You try getting some when you're getting chi-blocked by a Succubus with a mad case of the munchies.

Oh. [Making a show of putting her feet up on the table.]

I knows [Oh yes. Buckles and straps and all things Kenzi.] how to use 'em. B-T-W. Not an offer. Unless you want me to hold a knife to your junk again.

[staycalmandobey]

And she has that whole beautiful model thing going. A bit pedestrian for my likes, even if she can rock leather well enough.

[He grabs his groin and shifts himself visibly.] Thanks for the stiffy, love. Least I got mental material to make it worth it.

[morethanasidekick]

Uh... Ex-Squeeze me? I am right here ya know. What the hell am I, chopped liver?

[And Kenzi actually looks like she might be retching.]

Down boy! [...] Literally. The only thing you need to be imagining is me serving you filet mign-nuts.

[staycalmandobey]

What the hell do you want? If I compliment you, you act like you're going spew and if I insult you act like hurt. Make up your bloody mind.

[He smirked and let out a soft hiss.] And she's violence. It's only getting worse now.

[morethanasidekick]

Compliments, are both expected and welcome. Mental pictures that involve your junk and me? Not so much.

[And now her hands go to her ears.] Stop! Stop it. I am not material for your kleenex and lotion based fantasies.

[staycalmandobey]

If I'm complimenting you than I'm thinking about your nethers. If you think a man is doing it for another reason then you're kidding yourself.

[Now, he's just having fun with her.] You already have been love. I've got a trashcan that I call Kenzi because it gets all those special kleenex. It's full.

[servethelight]

From what I've heard of that place, it sounds right up your alley.

[staycalmandobey]

Maybe you should follow. You might learn a thing or two or ten. Most of which you won't want to learn...at first.

[servethelight]

You know I think I'll be okay. Thanks for the offer though, really.

[staycalmandobey]

I have a feeling you don't really mean that. My feelings might be hurt, if I gave a shit.

[servethelight]

Well, never let it be said you're not observant.

[staycalmandobey]

I paid attention. Was I good boy doctor? Do I get a gold star?

[servethelight]

And a cookie.

[staycalmandobey]

Perfect, but no raisins. Nothing that looks like fruit should be involved in the cooking making process. It's just wrong.

[suckmykiss]

Seriously?

[If she looks unimpressed, it's... because she's really not.]

No. Just, no.

[staycalmandobey]

Oh, don't be a cliche. The good girl hates the bad boy. You know we'd bang sooner or later. It's only a matter of time. No one really likes to discuss that whole longevity issue with you, but that's a long time for us...not to get close, especially with you being a succubus.

[suckmykiss]

You need to muzzle yourself. [She points at him.] The crazy who writes for me might find that "lawl-tastic" but oh hell no, I do have some taste. You can just stop and--[She makes a face and looks like she might lose her lunch.]

[staycalmandobey]

You do realize that when you point at me[He makes an over dramatic point at her] it doesn't actually do anything. That's my gig. You've gotta touch because you're long distance powers need work. So, when I do it, it's scary. When you do it, it just looks sort of stupid.

[suckmykiss]

Here's the thing, douchebag, I don't ever want to touch you.. Unless it's me kicking your ass. [She thinks for a moment and then nods.] Which if you do come to porn island, will probably happen.

[staycalmandobey]

Because you know we'd be shagging the first few months in and you'd hate yourself for it, then you'd take it out on poor old Vexy. You know no matter how black eyes you give me, the orgasms will still have been real.