On his latest use of his alias

[hart_or_hand]

Seriously, mun? I fail to see what is so amusing about using that alias. It's not like the guy's around to complain. He's dead. I'm not even trying to con anyone this time. Not that some people don't deserve it.

Comments

[dublinbrogue]

I gotta wonder, you keep stealin' my identity don't you think the loan sharks will come for you sooner or later?

[hart_or_hand]

No. That's why I never take out loans.

[dublinbrogue]

You might not, but I was in more debt then you can imagine boy. Don't you think them fella's would notice me name poppin' back up?

[hart_or_hand]

Considering where I did it, I'm not too worried. I doubt they'd want to risk that dimension. Besides, it's not like they can do anything permanent there.

[lookhowiturnedout]

[Hi Lindsey. Have a 17 year old girl wearing great big sunglasses with a pink streak in her hair and a lollipop.

Have also, if not watching your mental defenses, some worrying information.]

My munny-bunny has one of you. You're cute and dangerous. Pretty lethal combination.

[hart_or_hand]

I like to think so. Is there a purpose to that observation?

[lookhowiturnedout]

[She speaks, playing up her southern accent] She faced a worrying dilemma because of a desire to have me interact with someone of your particular nature and the fact that for the moment - I am calling the shots.

It gives new meaning to that oh so wonderful term that most churches frown upon.

Not that I would know anything about that.

[Did she just make a masturbation joke. Did she. You are left to wonder.]

As it is, I had high hopes of meeting someone similar to my munny-bunny's current favorite. I just wanted to introduce myself.

[hart_or_hand]

[Have a raised eyebrow.]

Is that so? Well, then I suppose you'd need to tell me you're name if you want to introduce yourself.

[lookhowiturnedout]

Ridley.

[She extends a hand. If he shakes it he might notice an electrical spark. Mortals can't touch sirens. Unless he shakes it with his left hand in which case.]

Ridley Duchannes. It's a pleasure.

[childof]

[Just a sad sigh]

When are you going to be proud of being who you are instead of trying to be someone else?

[hart_or_hand]

Who said I'm not, babe? But I'm not giving those assholes any kind of a straight answer. They're as bad as the Senior Partners.

[childof]

So it serves a particular purpose? [She'll just step close to him.] I mean you've got some kind of plan right?

[hart_or_hand]

We're back to the planning stage again. This new Project Head is doing things a little differently. Which might actually make fighting him easier. Now if we can only find out enough about who he works for to do something about them....

[childof]

Lindsey please be careful. [Nope, you're not getting away. Here comes a hug.] I can't lose you.

[hart_or_hand]

I'll be as careful as I can. You know I will. [He gives her a light kiss on the lips.] Just don't you end up there.

[childof]

Don't tempt her. [the smallest groan. She just leans against his chest.] Seriously, she'd do it just to spite you and I. This is the same woman who adopted mom and dad and ...dad.

[Her grip tightens] I am so sorry my family is so fucked up.

[hart_or_hand]

Don't apologize for what you didn't choose, babe. Your parents aren't your fault.

[childof]

[She'll just look up at him.] When you're done there? You'll come home?

I understand if you'd forget me...

[hart_or_hand]

I'll try. If they ever let me. I want to come home.

[childof]

To our goats.

[hart_or_hand]

And our twins.

[childof]

Our twin goats. [she'll just lean into him before pulling him down to kiss him deeply] Come home soon.

[hart_or_hand]

You know I'll try.

[powersthatsee]

Really? Again? You're using his name again?

What, you've never heard the names Tom, Dick, or Harry?

I mean, okay, maybe less with the Harry, considering that was his ex-wife, but regardless.

[hart_or_hand]

It was convenient. Especially since the questionnaire asked about quests and dying. Besides, I didn't use his exact name.

[here_take_this]

Why would you be giving someone a wrong name? [Yes not!dad Lindsey you're going to get pouted at by a brat kid.]

Or is it to freaky tar lady?

[hart_or_hand]

No, it's to COMPASS's secretary.

And the tar lady is now a human passenger. Instead, we have the amazing waterman to deal with. Not that he's any better.

[here_take_this]

[yeah wrong icon but only hug she has]

I'm sorry Lindsey.

[hart_or_hand]

You don't need to be sorry, Sherry. I'm just glad you're safe.

[here_take_this]

[She nods]

Though wish you, Morgana, Parker, Eliot and Marion were too. Damien too

[hart_or_hand]

We'll be fine, Sherry. And the Damian here will be okay. He's just... dealing with other-him things. [Yeah, that's an awkward way of putting it but he can't think of a better way to say it.] Besides, he'll have help.

[here_take_this]

[She nodded.] Just wish you guys could get away from there.

[hart_or_hand]

I'd rather destroy COMPASS first.

[here_take_this]

But doesn't mean I can't want you safe Lindsey. [Yes she's fighting giving him a hug right now.]

[hart_or_hand]

Ah, come here, kid. [He holds his arms open for her.]

[here_take_this]

[Sherry'll gladly give the hug now!] You'll take care of Marion, and Morgana right?

[hart_or_hand]

As much as I can.

[here_take_this]

okay. I'll hold you to that you know!

[hart_or_hand]

Good! I'll count on that.

[liugan]

Perhaps choosing an alias not already known would have been a wiser decision.

[hart_or_hand]

I would if I actually cared if they knew it was me. They already know it's me. My mun just finds it abnormally amusing.

[liugan]

Then why bother with the alias at all? Little benefit is found in amusing the masses so. Or in this case, the individual.

[hart_or_hand]

Because why not? At least it won't give them any accurate data to work with.

[liugan]

A false identity for pure enjoyment in the frustration of others.

I like it.

[hart_or_hand]

Glad you approve. They deserve it.

[liugan]

Oh, I've no doubt. Nasty people, of the highest caliber.

[hart_or_hand]

On par with the people that own the law firm I used to work for. I wouldn't be surprised if they're mutual clients.

[liugan]

Perhaps you need to select your employers more wisely.

[hart_or_hand]

Oh, I do now. When I have one.