I've really shot myself through the foot with this one.

[youngest_critic]

An OC based on an alternate universe mentioned in two episodes of Atop the Fourth Wall which, in and of itself, is a small part of the Channel Awesome universe.

I think I'll reserve my usual snark for a time where I wouldn't be pointing it the incredibly freaking obvious. I know you're bored, but working on Jaeris' app would be much more beneficial than fiddling with my icons. I'm dead. Remember that? I chose that. I don't know what you have against that kind of simple wish. At least get something other than Pokemon games if I'm going to be here. I need something to review. Something like what I used to back when my hair was dark... Amnesia Justine, maybe? The Stanley Parable? Even just a Slender game would be nice.

I don't want to be alone with my thoughts. My memories. That prison...

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[soyoudonthaveto]

(Oh great, now someone was dragging kids in outside the ones who he didn't care too much about.)

You ok?

[youngest_critic]

...mostly. I just need something to focus on. Something to play. I don't like sitting on my ass, you know? It's worthless.

[sailorlaughter]

Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Welcome to dear_mun!
Here we play and we eat cakes and we have lots of fun!

[CONFETTI FWEEEEEEEEE]

[youngest_critic]

[That... is a lot of confetti. She takes a few steps back, staring.] You're a pony. What is even the hell.

[sailorlaughter]

Ooh, ooh, I know this one! That's like Tartarus for humans, right?

[youngest_critic]

Yeah.

So, uh, you're awfully... pink.

[sailorlaughter]

Yep! That's why they call me Pinkie Pie! Well, that and my family's name is Pie, but I'm also really really good at making pie! Isn't that funny?

What's your name?

[youngest_critic]

My name is Rolling Girl. It used to be something else, though. I think. I don't remember it, though.

You make pies?

[sailorlaughter]

Yep, and cakes and cupcakes and cookies and scones and trifles and truffles and - I like your name! Does that mean you're really good at skating? Or rolling around in the grass, that's fun too!

[youngest_critic]

You're making me hungry.

Actually, I made fun of things for a living. See, Rolling Girl was this song, about a girl who keeps trying even when things get bad... it's a Japanese song, it might not make a lot of sense.

[sailorlaughter]

You wanna cupcake? [CUPCAKES EVERYWHERE]

...my munny says that's like Neighpon. That's where the kirin live! And where I got my recipe for pocky sticks...

[youngest_critic]

Cupcakes! [And there was much rejoicing!]

[sailorlaughter]

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

[CUPCAKE PARTY]