Muse is less than amused about private ideas

[thelittlestbub]

You're an asshole. I speak fluent asshole, and you're speaking it. Fluently.

How the hell am I your favorite? This is the way you treat your favorites?

[Yes.]

You're a sick, sick jackass.

I cannot believe you're doing this. What did I do to deserve this?

And do not say that it's because I'm your favorite.

[Well it is.]

Hate and loathing, Munnie. Hate and loathing.

Comments

[trainedbythebat]

Irony happens in the weirdest way possible, doesn't it?

(Hope Jubilee remembers his face -or at least his chin- if not his teasing grin!)

[thelittlestbub]

[She remembers.]

... Ya know, she keeps claiming I'm the "favorite". I'd like to see some favoritism that doesn't involve me getting my ass handed to me.

And not by guys who run around in costumes thinking they're cute.

[So there!]

[trainedbythebat]

In my defense, I was brought to you, and you gushed over how much you loved my fashion sense. Thirty times.

(He comes in peace!)

And I barely even touched you; all I did was tie you up.

[thelittlestbub]

I was fifteen. Dumb came with the territory. I got better.

[Mostly.]

And kissed me.

[trainedbythebat]

I got better, too. Lots of things have happened since then, and not all of it good.

(Pretty much.)

You didn't object.

[thelittlestbub]

Yeah, preachin' to the choir there.

[Crucified. Sucks.]

Well, no. You were like the only, like ever, to dare. Mostly because you don't know Logan.

[trainedbythebat]

Guess we're both lucky we turned out okay, considering.

(What happened to the good old days?)

If he's anything like Bruce, I'm safer not meeting him.

[thelittlestbub]

I got kicked out of the only home I've had since I was thirteen, because I started 'getting reckless', or something.

[Hear the air quotes? They're there.]

Eh, he's an asshole, but a bit overprotective about some things. Mainly because he knows what an asshole he is.

[featheredxman]

Oh come on Jubilee, they can't be that bad can they?

[thelittlestbub]

Waaaaaaaaaaaarreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

[WHINE.]

Warren, she's being mean. Make her stoooooooooooop.

[featheredxman]

[he looks at her mun] Don't make her upset, she's no fun when she gets to the pouting stage.

[To Jubes] think that helped?

[thelittlestbub]

... Now she's snickering. I give up. I just... ARGH!

She's making me join SHIELD. AGAIN! Because the other five times wasn't enough. Then, apparently, I'm supposed to be some sort of pariah from the rest of the X-Men. Because Scott's a jerk. Not that that is news.

I really wish she'd go back to poking Creed with sticks.

[featheredxman]

Don't feel that bad mine's doing the same. [Yeah he's glaring at his mun, but really not as dangerous with the original feathers]

Scott's always been kind of a jerk, even before the whole student explosion okay. But don't be too hard on him, he had his reasons. [Though he's frowning about the Shield bit.]

You know just throwing him at Logan works well too. [Though here have an offered hug okay?]

[thelittlestbub]

[YAY! WARREN HUGS!]

Scott's always a jerk. We want him to be a jerk. It's how we know he cares.

And sometimes he cares a lot.

[featheredxman]

[Of course she gets them! She's in the family.]

Yeah, I've heard he's gotten worse though, and marrying Frost? [That's something he'll never get over, and don't mention Paige to Warren his Mun's worked hard to keep him from finding out about THAT mess]

[idkworldruler]

So if you understand the language of asshole, then wouldn't that make you an asshole?

[thelittlestbub]

No. It's like learning French or German or something.

[idkworldruler]

But normally only an asshole can understand an asshole. [Logic, he has it...kind of.]

[thelittlestbub]

So, by that logic, only the French can understand the French? ... Okay, I'll give you that one.

But, it's like learning another language, that's all. You can do it from books, but getting in there and talking to people who speak it is best.

[idkworldruler]

Or you could avoid all of that and go to Applebees and speak to fellow assholes.

[thelittlestbub]

Ew. No. I'd rather eat at that crap place. No thanks.

[idkworldruler]

How about Chillies or Olive Garden then?

[candlecovesailor]

It's not totally a mun thing. The Skin-Taker always says I'm his favorite, and he... well, it's in the name.

[thelittlestbub]

Skin... taker? Ew.

[candlecovesailor]

He wears a hat made of skin. From various people. For some reason he really took a shine to me. Makes me glad my mun picked me up.