dear_mun | Oct. 11th, 2012

Oct. 11th, 2012

I'm not trying to get on your bad side.

[ of course he's going to start his complaint that way! ]

( cut for spoilery talk, kinda. )

wheresthepie

Finally. After all this time, you're letting me out. I was waiting for you to actually let me out instead of keeping me cooped up in your skull with all these others, like Cas and Gabriel. Really? Them? Cas I don't mind, but Gabe? We've almost killed each other!

And tumblr. Really. Unimpressed, babe. So unimpressed. Though, I am impressed with how fast you're learning Latin and Enochian, and about the sons of bitches out there that we deal with. It's helpful. You're ready for December 21st, that's for damn sure.

Now that I'm here, you need to stick me somewhere right? That's how this shit works? As long as it's either a place where I don't have things I have to gank, or if it is, that I'm allowed to gank them.
Thanks, sweetheart.

Yours truly,

Dean.

Current Music: Wanted Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi

ashes_ascended

Yeah, thanks for the shiny new smut icons and all, but as for apping me to this fresh new pile of steaming humiliation?

I was kidding about Alec, you know. He never needed me to protect him, not at any age. He can take care of himself and I've got my hands full in two other 'verses, training my slave in one - full time job - and getting fucked over by my twisted therapist in the other - thanks for nothing. Isn't that enough sick shit for you? Huh? Isn't it? Hey, fucktard! Are you even listening?

....Shit...

kamenriderkabuto

It's been a while, hasn't it? Almost a year.

But then, I expected you'd be back.

No matter how dark the night, the sun always rises and the day begins anew. People are inevitably drawn to the light. The Warmth.

You, too, were once again drawn by radiance of the sun.

So lets go.

dinkyduddydums

Oi! Who're you?!

[Dudley's mind is just struggling to understand the situation that he's in right now. All he knows for sure is that it's not normal. The sort of situation his parents would blame Harry for. But Harry isn't here.]

Harry put you up to this, didn't he?! Are you one of them? One of his folk? ...Y-you can't do this to me! You send me back home right now, or I'll...! [... Uh.] I-I mean it! You don't want to mess with me!

withholding

It's... It's in the past now. It can't be helped. No matter how much either of us wish--

metarex

Alright, I get it mun. Sometimes it takes a while til you find yourself with a really great muse. A brilliant hero. A guy like me.

I can forgive the time it took you.

Let's not waste anymore time, though. Even if you're not going to put me in a game, I'm itchin' to try these meme things.

Just make sure you get yourself a few more icons while you're at it. My face may be beautiful, but two kinds of smirk aren't going to do much in expressing the wide variety of my emotions!

found_humanity

Your enthusiasm is certainly admirable. However, much as I appreciate this sudden inspiration, I question your judgment. You have others you are neglecting in your pursuit of knowing me. I recommend a balance of old and new.

Do not be so hasty. I am not going anywhere, nor am I in any high demand.

You have started a new "playthrough" to coincide with your "canon". I understand why you are dreading the eventual conclusion. Please choose carefully when the time comes. I only hope you will not let my functionality cloud your decision.

osgiliath

It has been a while since we spoke last, my lady. I know not what you have planned for me, and yet I cannot deny that my heart is gladdened to be given this chance to speak once again.

selfmadeprincess

Hello, Mun. Thank you for choosing to let me out, although I'm certain no-one in this community has ever even heard of my canon before. But sometimes obscure pleasantries are the best ones, right? And it should give me an edge in finding a place to reside as a princess.

Maybe the other Muses here will give some good pointers! I'd welcome that gladly!

~~All right, all of you commoner peons, let's see what you have to offer. Hmmhmmhmmhmmm...~~

bedeviledspider

So. You miss me, huh?

That's sweet, but I've got things to do — Spiders to keep from getting squashed. You know how it goes. I can't get dragged back to some stupid City.

cheesemaster

Dear girl, allow me to get one thing straight with you alright?

I don't give out messages, especially if I have been more then cooperative in YOUR and your little friends' plans to bring me on "the other side" of the scale so to speak. I still find it laughable that you think you have an ability to change me. Me. I'm well over my years and quite fine set in my ways thank you very much.

Don't use me as some type of outlet for your guilt, if you actually knew me, you would know that I would turn it against you eventually.

Really...you children today...

decadency

Even that ninth grade history text book you stole from your Catholic high school told you that the crusades ended badly.

I'm not doing it. Dean is unable.

So, uh. I rebel.

reaperchop

So you went through all that trouble to put together this account for me for no reason other than to have some fun from time-to-time?

Well, I can't argue with that! It's good to get out and stretch my legs so to speak!

And stop fretting over the name you entered in my profile. I've been around the block long enough to have earned a variety of names! Really, you'd be surprised how many ways different people address me. As long as they're familiar with who I am and it's not too rude, I don't mind~!

Current Mood: cheerful

polyturtle

...You want me to write about my life. You want me to serialize my potential memoirs so the people in the Capitol and eventually Panem can read about my "exploits" and "adventures".

...

Including against the EPF. And the Triceratons and the Federation.

...

So, uh, yeah. Care to run how I'm supposed to pull off making an honest account of my life without getting into huge trouble by me?

ungodlike

Ok, so, uh, don't you think this just one too many levels of metafiction going on here? The writer writing the writer who just, y'know, happens to be a prophet? Is any of this striking you as kind of ridiculous?

Not that I don't appreciate your plans to have me end up "BFFs" with Castiel, and yes, I'm aware how sad my lack of a social life is that that doesn't actually sound too bad, but... Jesus, what is it about me? Is my life just that much fun to screw around with? Because I promise you, it really, really isn't. And I'm tired of being subject to the whim of whatever divine entity or bored 20-something who wants to jerk me around like a puppet.

Look, look, fine. Just. If we're gonna do this, can you at least make it as painless as possible?

-- Chuck

durlan

...I am as insulted as you are, Mundane. No. Wait. More than insulted. My marriage and love for Gim are not part of an act! The Science Police can go sprock themselves for all I care!

beau_sest_leve

You should give it a chance, Mun. You might like it. [So very doubtful about that, Belle.] I'll admit he looks nothing like my Beast, but that doesn't mean -

[A small sigh.] I suppose you have a point there. But perhaps his beastly nature is on the inside? [Like Gaston!] It's possible?

Try to be open-minded. The preview might be targeting a certain audience. You know they tend to do that on that network anyway.

I'll even watch it with you, how's that?

verygassy

This needs to happen and you know it. So.

Make it happen!

hero_of_smiles

Aw mun, you gotta send me there! I mean, okay, you did drop me from that one game but I can see why you did. I'm going to miss the friends I made, but, I'm sure they'll be okay without me!

In any case, this is the kind of game you usually like to do, right? Travel between worlds and stuff while fighting evil? Okay, I know it's not REAAAALLY like that, but still! It's going to be great.

You're fixing all the mistakes you made and getting help with fixing stuff on my profile. You'll be fine, just have confidence, okay?

More importantly, I'm going to get to meet heroes and stuff right? Come on, tell me! Okay, fine, don't. But still, I'm sure this will be great.

silverandgold

Taking me here so early in the season, hm?

Perhaps that isn't the wisest idea.

attheclocktower

[Instead of her usual coat, Xion is wearing a rather interesting outfit. Plus a hat.]

It's not funny, mun.

[At least she doesn't have strings?]

perfectcompanion

You may have some fantasies of control over my behaviour, but if you think that you will send me to one of those other worlds without him you are sorely mistaken. I turned away from Him for Elua- your petty mortal antics matter nothing in my eyes. If you dare to separate us, you will feel my displeasure as keenly as the edge of my blade.

I know that will not stop you in whatever foolish course you insist upon devising, but I thought it just to warn you.

papa_promised

First things first, we need to find Henry. We should probably figure out how we're going to deal with two realities. We should get the other kids together, and figure out if we're all with the right parents. Or how we're going to deal with two sets of parents before the grown-ups try to figure it out for us.

Do you think Papa's here? I haven't seen him yet. And he didn't get back in time for tea and he never breaks promises to me.

wonderdom

[ Someone's about to burst. ] It's about freaking time!

Get out there and find us a game already! What do you expect me to do? Sit and twiddle my thumbs all day? Dream on, it's not happening. There's no way I'm letting you drag your feet again.

[ She'll never stop talking. ]

itsalive

[There is a tall pale boy wearing a lab coat, outrageous goggles with a dog at his side. This dog is hiding, just a little bit but if you look you can see stitches spread across his snout.

Just a little bit.]

...Hi I guess.

I know you originally brought Sparky over, so..I'm glad you decided to bring me too. I mean it would be pretty...weird for it to just be my dog and not me but I guessed you might have you reasons.

[Out trots a dog, covered in stitches and made up of parts who wags his tail.]

Can you find us some more of these neat little pictures though?

[Sparky barks, and jumps up and down two times before settling at Victor's feet. More pictures would be a good thing.]

justshutupraz

The fact you were complaining about things being too 'grimdark' a week ago doesn't save you from this being kind of overdone, I hope you know. I should be calling you out on how hypocritical this is, but I'm kind of sidetracked by the fact you decided I should be in this dumb event.

Just what I needed more 'trauma' in my life. Thanks by the way- I so need to kill people this week. Especially people I actually care about, just adds to the fun for you, doesn't it?

Ugh, don't even smile at me like that, I am not in the mood for this.

Go outside or something, mun. Seriously.

- Lili

immortalia

... what is this 'shipping' you talk about, mundane?

Do you mean you are going to send me somewhere else besides the tower, then? Have I not been performing to my standards there?

This is all very curious and I wish to learn more.

Another query, if you do not mind: Who is this KOS-MOS and why are you having me dress up as her for this event, even as a duplicate? Is she someone I should know more about?

great_king_of_evil

I had decided to ignore you Mundane, but after your latest choice I just cannot allow your stupidity to persist.

I have not survived hundreds of years sealed in the Dark World and then Flooded Hyrule only to be given the costumes of that old man you call 'Santa Claus' for this stupid 'Halloween' event. I have much more important matters to attend to than just play your stupid games. Such as taking over this tower and most importantly reuniting the Triforce at last.

[ ... ]

I am supposed to give presents and happiness to people? Seriously? Are you that much of a fool to believe I will do that? You will never cease to disappoint me.

la_daae

Mademoiselle Mundane,

I...I do understand that there are other people that you have in your headspace, but I am one of the ones residing in one of these...games, as you call them. Perhaps it is rude to ask, but perhaps you could pay a bit more mind to me? I do miss speaking with Raoul and the rest of the friends I have made.

unyieldingebony

I don't care what "national day" it is in your country. In mine, it's just another Thursday and there is no reason for me to do anything about that particular-- situation with which you have overly concerned yourself.

Just leave it be.

jogas

This is degrading. You go off and make an account, wasting a perfect name only to bring me out for memes and such.

Why don't you go out and do something else before Norway decides to show up.

sorcerous

Would you fear me?

The tesseract asunder, the very real, the ether swelling with power. When I return, the Scepter will be in my hand, and I will tear that kingdom to pieces, rend it and grind it between my teeth, let the thorns sweep that damnable village --

...well, I may spare the boy, as he is just a pup.

...and the girl, I have told her I will teach her, and she is a dark little thing.

And I suppose I have done enough to the little Stark princess.

Sif? -- You go too far. I will not be cowed by you. I will spare none of them, and it is thanks to your insolence. What else can I do, when I have come from the dark? It is within me, now. It sticks as tar does, and it is cold as the void between the stars. I cannot live in the light, and thus the light must be destroyed.

I have an army. I will it, and they have it done.

thousandmanslayer

There better be strong opponents there. I'm sick of crushing insects.

And hurry up... I'm restless as is.

[ Canon is Samurai Deeper Kyo and he's taken from pretty early on. ]

idkmybffjessie

[flat stare]

No.

Did it ever occur to you I liked being left the hell alone? It's bad enough you pulled me straight out of a warzone and dropped me into the middle of ancient goddamn London for a bloody fortnight. And no one from my corner of space to talk to but that Prothean, either. Not that he's much of a talker even when he isn't trying to have a look at my goddamn memories.

And now you want to drop me in some kind of goddamn psychiatric ward? With no weapons to speak of? Don't you dare tell me it'll be fun. You're not the one who's going to be trying to build an assault rifle out of glitter and goddamn chocolate cake mix.

[and that takes him back, because there was this one mission--

no. not this time, not when he's building up such a magnificent head of steam.

he snorts.]

I swear it's enough to actually drive a man mad.

boundtodeath

Oh. You remember me? Not too busy with your Norse fellows? I expected this when the Lackey boy showed up, but really? And he isn't even the real Lackey. Honestly. I much prefer when you ignore me for Daphne, at least she is a true Greek like myself.

scatenato

My goodness, aren't you antsy.

You're just hankering for some sort of event to play me in, aren't you? No need. I have plenty of things to occupy myself, as you're well aware.

I'm not unduly bothered by 'gathering dust', as it were. If an opportunity presents itself, it will in due time.

I have ample patience, after all.

ohara_native

Oh? This is where you've moved me to?

We haven't spoken in some time, Miss Mundane. I confess I missed your antics, in particular when you had placed me among others. Of course the ever growing number within the confines of this headspace of yours is entertaining.

It would be presumptuous of me to assume you wished to send me on an adventure again, would it not? After all, there is so very much you have missed and if you tried to catch up now you might never be seen again. Will you stop eating and sleeping and waste away to nothing for this grand goal, I wonder?

Maa, it's quite all right. I enjoyed my adventures, and the history of collected cultures in your head is enough to tide me, for now...

staresat

( Spoilers under cut )

rockin_stone_dude

You know I am seeking a Dusk stone at the moment. So far, Granite Cave has produced no results. I will not give up my quest though because I strongly believe I will find one. I have a Fire Stone and Thunder Stone but require a Dusk Stone to complete my works. As for battling and games.....they can wait until I find it, can't they?

Current Mood: curious

eighteentoday

'Kay, mun, so... I know you're, like, totally worried about playing me, but you'll be fine. I mean, sure we're almost nothing alike, but I have so much faith in you. Like, so much faith I could start a seriously creepy cult centered around you!

Aw, come on, don't give me that look. Just sit back, have a lollipop and relax, mun, 'cause you're starting to bum me out, and I heard that being bummed out all the time can totally give you wrinkles. Gross!

crimogen

I don't care how amusing it is to you, but the Doctor is not allowed to set up his train sets across the bloody floor. I do have to walk on said floor, you realize.

If I knew that these were the sort of things that would happen, I would have never agreed to let him stay in my flat.

mirage_diver

See, you had nothing to worry about. I've calmed down, things seem interesting in this place. Yeah, it sucks that I won't be able to help save the world like this, but they all probably thought I was dead anyway.

I also appreciate the sparkly paid account, but you kinda screwed yourself there, didn't ya, mun? I mean, you kinda wanted to have a theme to the keywords at first, but I don't think you could really scrounge up a consistent theme with as many as I have now.

Either way, relax. You got your foot in, and that's the hard part.

knockoffatbest

So you happened to figure things out ahead of schedule. What do you want, a gold star? Try putting intellect into something useful before you get so big-headed.

Now, let's get two things out of the way -- although if you're taking me in, I shouldn't even have to tell you. Isn't that how this works? Just in case, let me clarify: I don't like wasting time. I like idle fantasies even less. Your choice in bringing me out here is beginning to feel like both.

If you come up with a plan, we'll talk. Until then, better things are demanding my attention.

goodpath

I don't think you really wanna do that, mun. Sending me there is dangerous.

Even if my mom'll be there. Joe, too. I just don't want anything bad to happen to them. Promise me that, okay? That Sara'll stay safe?

I don't wanna go, but if I have to, I want to make sure she's okay. No more bad things should happen to us.

warriorscribe

*"Yeah, horror isn't for everyone. Unfortunately I seem to be the only ES mun who doesn't mind it."

Enoch doesn't notice he's started to shiver.*

Good. Good. I wouldn't wish this on any of them! Stop bringing up...that... Those incidents. Isn't it enough I must make an example of them to keep the others from meeting the same fate?

Even if I...miss my friends. *A shake of his head and his fists clench. No, Enoch, there's no room for selfishness!*

dnachanged

( Cut for possible spoilers )

soyoudonthaveto

Really?

You're seriously doing this? Now?

Don't... don't get me wrong, I mean its always nice to have a fan whose willing to, well, lock you in the mental, imaginary equivalent of your basement...

Seriously though, don't you have some, oh, I don't know... FUCKING ESSAYS TO FINISH!?!

I mean good god man, even Dominic isn't as lazy with his Confessions!

Just... fine you have me official, out of your head and out in the world for whatever the hell you want to do with me. Just, just make sure Vyce or Omega don't try to hurt me. Got it?

Current Location: Chapman University

shepardsvakarian

So let me get this straight. You play our 'game' for awhile, love it, maybe even cry over it a little here and there, then what, cast it off for better, more important things?

And now you're back at it again, pouring hours into weapons mods, character stats... the whole shebang.

Must be nice to just pick and choose when you want to fire a gun, or conveniently cut and color your hair to the same likeness of Shepard. Not that that's a bad thing, mind you.

Either way, good to have you back. Just make sure you remember to give me the Black Widow for maximum headshot efficiency and we'll be all set.

correlates

While I admit your choice of location is not one I would choose myself, there are...benefits to such a place that I cannot deny, even at the price they would demand of me. The fact that Duke Barma will hopefully be there as well, is something of a relief in the sense of having a person I can trust, at least to some degree.

However, the fact remains, even if my appearance matches my age, I will not comply so easily with the rules of this so-called....

What do you mean I'm going to be ...

You will find me some clothing and fix /that/ before you send the application in, do you hear me!

I think we have issues.

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