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[dinkyduddydums]

Oi! Who're you?!

[Dudley's mind is just struggling to understand the situation that he's in right now. All he knows for sure is that it's not normal. The sort of situation his parents would blame Harry for. But Harry isn't here.]

Harry put you up to this, didn't he?! Are you one of them? One of his folk? ...Y-you can't do this to me! You send me back home right now, or I'll...! [... Uh.] I-I mean it! You don't want to mess with me!

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I'm not sorry either. xD

[one_winged_demon]

Heh now aren't you a fun kid? You fall apart like a house of cards pretty easily.

[dinkyduddydums]

[He flinches at that, but puts on a brave face anyway.]

Oh yeah? Well... Say that again and I'll beat you! [With that, he raises a threatening fist. He's a boxing champion now! Surely he can take this guy on.]

[one_winged_demon]

I like you kid.

[He's acting like Dudley wasn't even trying to be threatening.]

So I'll give you a little tip.

[Marctavious walks up to Dudley and puts his claws dangerously close to the boy's neck and flashes his fangs at him.]

You're going to be dealing with a lot of things that aren't human. Humans aren't the top of the food chain and there are things that would make a meal out of you.

Blunt Luna is Blunt

[delightfulloony]

[oh look it's a girl with funny glasses]

You don't need to be so scared, if they're going to hurt you you can't stop them.

[dinkyduddydums]

[... What even. This girl looks like the kind of person his mother would criticize mercilessly behind her back. That's not what's most distressing, though. It's her words.]

That's every reason to be scared!

[delightfulloony]

[tilts her head curiously, like a bird]

Why? Are you scared of things you can't control? Or things you don't understand?

It's okay, we forgive you.

[heartisabattleground]

[Here, have this spikey haired teenager in very strange looking clothes approach you. That makes everything better.]

They're you're mun and I'm pretty sure we can't do much to them. They aren't all bad though, you may even get sent on an adventure.

[dinkyduddydums]

[Why are there so many people with strange clothes here.]

An adventure? ...What kind of adventure? [He's unsure if he should be suspicious about this or not.]

[heartisabattleground]

[It's DW. Get used to it.]

You know, the kind where you fight evil, see different worlds. Those kinds of adventures!

[crux_ofmylife]

[Harry is a little too amused. Sorry, Dudley.]

They don't tend to listen to us, Dudley.

[dinkyduddydums]

[Finally! Something recognizable in this crazy, loopy world! And of course, it's Harry. It's always Harry who's around when these sort of things happen, so obviously it's Harry's fault.]

It's not funny! Send me back home right now, or I'm telling mum!

[crux_ofmylife]

I don't actually think I've seen her about here, so telling her might be a touch difficult. And don't you think that if I knew how to get home, I'd be back home, myself?

[galactaknight]

"...so the muns strike again." He sounds - almost resigned.

"I'm afraid you won't be able to get out of their grip so easily. If I knew a way how, I'd have escaped myself long ago."

[dinkyduddydums]

[What. What is he looking at? Are those real horns? It's leaving Dudley quite speechless. He can't seem to stop staring.]

... Err.

[galactaknight]

Galacta watches the other for a moment in return, then starts slightly as he seems to realize something. "- ah, I haven't introduced myself yet, have I? My apologies."

A small, polite bow. "I am Galacta Knight. And you, sir...?"

Those horns are very much real. As are the wings, though those, at least, are unobtrusively folded on his back.

[astounding]

[Would you look at that.]

Trust me, Mister Dursley, your mundane isn't a wizard or a witch.

[dinkyduddydums]

Wh- How'd you know my name?! [He's pretty sure he's never seen this guy before.]

[astounding]

[No shabby overcoat memories?]

I taught Harry one year; I'm a friend of his parents.

[embodimentofmercy]

Hey, now. Makin' a fuss ain't gonna make all this go away. I've never seen it happen before.

[dinkyduddydums]

[Strange. Making a fuss usually works just fine for him.]

So, what else am I supposed to do?

[theirnamesake]

You know, Dudley, it ain't so bad here. There are lots'a people here to meet and not all of 'em are magical and stuff.

[dinkyduddydums]

[Oh, another person who knows his name. And it's the kind of kid he'd usually beat up for laughs.]

Who're you?

[skirtcladgunner]

That's not going to work, you know~ [Tori's arms are crossed, and she's grinning.] I don't know what you mean by "his folk," but I'll bet you anything that muns are completely different!

from an AU where Harry was raised as Dick Grayson.

[dickandharry]

That's...pretty much an empty threat there, pal.

Don't be this is awesome

[casanovakitty]

[Hey Big D? What's that you hear snickering, laughing?]

Oh I can certainly tell. Pray tell what terrible fate will meat a poor sorry bastard who happens to run into you,or rather in this case an omnipotent puppeteer?