Voice Testing... Had to get it out of my system, DAMNIT!

[soyoudonthaveto]

Really?

You're seriously doing this? Now?

Don't... don't get me wrong, I mean its always nice to have a fan whose willing to, well, lock you in the mental, imaginary equivalent of your basement...

Seriously though, don't you have some, oh, I don't know... FUCKING ESSAYS TO FINISH!?!

I mean good god man, even Dominic isn't as lazy with his Confessions!

Just... fine you have me official, out of your head and out in the world for whatever the hell you want to do with me. Just, just make sure Vyce or Omega don't try to hurt me. Got it?

Comments

This is beautiful, never let him go.

[hero_of_smiles]

I'm sure it's not all bad. I mean, who knows if you stick you may get to go on an adventure!

I won't.

[soyoudonthaveto]

Unless that "adventure" ends up giving me a way to bring back Ma-Ti, HELL NO. Last time, I tried doing something like that we all nearly died and I am not gonna let another Ma-Ti die because of my mistakes!

[Critic, did you forget To Boldly Fl-]
SHUT UP. Outside of me becoming god basically, that movie SUCKED!

[Critic, you'er in my head now. That means my thoughts can become your thoughts. That means your my mind-bitch. Or do you want me to sick Vyce and Omega on you.]
... yes sir.

[Yes, what?]
Yes... Pimp-Mun-Daddy-Sherman.

[Thank you]
Jackass.

[What was that?]
...Nothing.

[That's what I thought; besides, you're destined to basically become God eventually. So you won't have to deal with me forever... Probably.]
So gonna find a way to kill you.

[Love you too, bitch]

[ooc: HMD? And have you modded any RPs before?]

Uhh no I haven't modded a game before?

[hero_of_smiles]

What?

[He doesn't even know half of what this guy is talking about. Just going to watch this back and forth between mun and muse.]

U-ummm...well maybe he's alive in another adventure? So, maybe you didn't completely fail?

[best_intel]

Honestly this isn't much different from your previous existence anyway and at least you get to keep on existing with new content rather than fizzling out with it in the end.

I mean would you really want your last review to be that atrocity of a Scooby Doo film?

[soyoudonthaveto]

Yeah. It is nice to at least be away from all those shitty, shitty movies.
[Which, as you are technically God, you now are the reason they more or less got made.]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*several hours later*
-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!
(He breathes in and out deeply.)

Well, to answer your question Mr... What was your name again?
[ooc: HMD? You don't mind me playing with Critic do you?]

[best_intel]

My name is Hnæf.

[He can luckily ignore the Critic's quirky personality since he has it much worse back home anyway.]

So do you actually have any god-like powers? My mun didn't watch the movie so he doesn't know.

((OOC: Pretty good so far I think ^^ I certainly don't mind, the critic is definitely a fun fictional character no worse or better than most other characters from quirky fandoms xD))

[fingerbangingood]

Oh this should be good! Send him over to the tower, I'm sure we got lots of bad movies to rip on!

[soyoudonthaveto]

No. Fuck that! I am NOT getting sent to an RP just to review more crappy movies!
[Yeah. It'll be to get mind raped, tortured, told his sacrifice was pointless and THEN review more crappy movies!]

FUCK YOU!

[ooc: I actually am considering apping some characters there, but only have cursory knowledge. Any major shake-ups I should know about?]

[fingerbangingood]

[Ooc: none that I can think of aside from experiments at random, monsters, the villains, and oatmeal.]

Oh come on, can't be that bad. Heard they made a sequel to Garbage Pail Kids!

[Yusuke was loving this whole thing.]

[snowtoashes]

[Mun, why are you throwing me at- oh!]

I'm sure it won't be too bad. Though, why are they procrastinating...?

[Because knowledge stats academics are important, okay.]

ooc: ADD, Asperger's and on-campus wi-fi make a deadly combo

[soyoudonthaveto]

Depends on if this asshole ends up sending me anywhere.

ooc:...Valid point. The muse is just really big on studying. orz

[snowtoashes]

[Whoa, language. :( Then again, she always thought the videos were funny Yukiko, sweetie, you think a lot of things are funny.]

It can't be any worse than those Titanic movies, though, right-?

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

[...No, mun, don't let your snerking fit bleed over to him, dammit. Don't you dare.]

Funny, mine just dealt with an essay earlier in the year. Sloppily, but...

[soyoudonthaveto]

He's got two, as well as some other late crap to take care of; and he yet he thinks he has what it takes to go into screenwriting.

[ooc: I actually am majoring in Screenwriting at Chapman. Also, do you have any modding experience, or know how to create an RP?]

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

[[Nope, no modding experience here. Sorry. orz Good luck with that though!]]

Sounds like he has the same problem as mine...though on a lesser scale.

[whatastory]

O hai Critic!

...I apologize for threadjacking but I HAD TO LMFAO

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

...You're the guy from that...one terrible movie this person reviewed.

[...He blocked your name from his memory because your movie was that terrible. Oops.]

o hai 8DDD

[whatastory]

O hai, person! Ha ha ha ha.

Want to throw de futbal wiff me?

This might be awesome.

[soyoudonthaveto]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?

[ooc: I actually got a T-Shirt signed by Tommy in July!]

Re: This might be awesome.

[whatastory]

Iz a funny story, Critic, I went to dear_mun with two suitcases I didn't know I had...

[ OOC: omg that's awesome xD ]

[spider_kisser]

My mun tells me that you think of me as a "dumbass in distress". Though I was at least the least offensive one on your little list. Is this true?

[soyoudonthaveto]

...Well, this is awkward.

[Well, you did say she was nice so it could be worse.]

Look, it sounds like it was more the trilogy's fault than anything. And hell, my Mun even apparently had ideas for his own take on Spider-Man 4 that would've featured you at the very least keeping a shotgun on you or learning some basic self-defense.

[ooc: It's true. Also, do you have any modding or RP-making experience?]

[spider_kisser]

Yeah, I hear Sam Raimi and Kirsten Dunst often had...differences on how they wanted me to turn out, and unfortunately, Raimi held more power. So yeah, it was kind of the trilogy's fault.

[Especially ''2''. Good lord, you were such a ***** in ''2'']

....Choosing to ignore that, Mun. Anyways, I wish I could've used a shotgun or something in one of those movies. But hey, the cinderblock I threw at Venom was passable and convenient! Heh.

[ooc: No I do not. Why ask?]

[no_vampires_plz]

Um, aren't you supposed to be on a higher plane of existence or something?

(You have any experience with modding or RP making?)

[soyoudonthaveto]

(Critic was about to answer when realized you were a talking pony and reacts accordingly.)

(mouthed) What. The. Fuck.

(he barely regains his composure)

I-I'm g-guessing it has something to do with this multiversal clusterfuck-I don't know? This sort of shit's Linkara and Spoony's territory.