being let out, and escaping from Tumblr

[wheresthepie]

Finally. After all this time, you're letting me out. I was waiting for you to actually let me out instead of keeping me cooped up in your skull with all these others, like Cas and Gabriel. Really? Them? Cas I don't mind, but Gabe? We've almost killed each other! 

And tumblr. Really. Unimpressed, babe. So unimpressed. Though, I am impressed with how fast you're learning Latin and Enochian, and about the sons of bitches out there that we deal with. It's helpful. You're ready for December 21st, that's for damn sure. 

Now that I'm here, you need to stick me somewhere right? That's how this shit works? As long as it's either a place where I don't have things I have to gank, or if it is, that I'm allowed to gank them. 
Thanks, sweetheart. 

Yours truly, 

Dean.

Comments

[theusualsuspect]

Seriously. That second part is important to make abundantly clear.

[wheresthepie]

The part about Tumblr? Yeah. I know.

[theusualsuspect]

What? I - yeah, actually, kind of, but no, I was talking about being able to gank the monsters.

[wheresthepie]

Oh. Yeah. Dude. This girl is tough. Seriously. She's getting her gun license, knows her way around a knife, and can beat someone up. She impresses me

[brujah_barkeep]

Enochian? Please tell me that's slang for somethin'.

[wheresthepie]

Angel language, sweetheart.

[brujah_barkeep]

Right. Angels.

And do I look like a fucking "sweetheart" to you?

[wheresthepie]

Don't believe in angels?

Babe, I call everyone by something. For guys, it's usually dude. Girls, it's either 'sweetheart', 'baby', 'babe', or sometimes 'honey'. You get used to it.

[brujah_barkeep]

Does that mean I get to come up with one for you, then?

[hung_garian]

Please, like I'm not the centre of your twisted little universe.

[wheresthepie]

Right. You're the centre of my universe, Gabe. And I'm the king of France.

[hung_garian]

I'd say congrats, but that job sounds like a pain in the neck.

[wheresthepie]

Oh, biggest pain in the neck ever. After you, of course.

[likely_evil]

Dude, tumbler? You really went there?

[wheresthepie]

Yeah. I did. Still there too. She's too attached to some of the people to just up and leave. But she'll get there, hopefull.

[likely_evil]

You do realize that's where all those crazy shippers are, right?

[wheresthepie]

....You have no idea. Mun's got me engaged to Cas over there. Cas. It scares me, Sam. It really does.

[faithy]

So I'm guessin' your mun is a junkie for that website too, huh?

[wheresthepie]

Yeah. She really is. Though, she's slowly leaving it, which is reassuring me on her sanity.

[faithy]

I doubt mine ever will. Chick's is way too addicted to it, man. It's wicked unhealthy.

What's your mun gonna do with her spare time now?

[wheresthepie]

Mine has gotten down to only playing me, and in one, she's letting me be with a girl. It's..astounding really. She still has her own account, but that's another story.

Well, maybe her homework? I don't friggen' know. Maybe she'll get laid. God knows she needs it.

[freetobe]

My mundane has a habit of making disturbing noises whenever she spends time on that website.

I don't understand it.

[wheresthepie]

Mine does too, don't worry, Cas.

Oh. And they think the two of us should be... together. Like... romantically. Like cupid putting marks on our hearts to be together.

[freetobe]

I am reasonably sure the Cupids have not interfered with our bond, Dean.

[wheresthepie]

Glad to hear that. I mean, I love ya, Cas.
But I like women.