sights set on havenrpg

[bumpsback]

Woah, hey, hold up. My base rule is first dinner, then a movie, then stranding me in an abandoned, potentially haunted old town in the middle of nowhere.

Anything else is too fast, sweetheart. A guy's gotta know where to draw the line.

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[fuckmehard]

[ A BIG MAN

must have a big dick, right?







but wait................. ]

[fuckmehard]

What the fuck is wrong with your head? It's like you got circumcised.

[bumpsback]

[um excuse me rude.]

Is this your idea of foreplay, lady? Not to be ironic, but it kinda sucks.

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[fuckmehard]

[ panty 101: be rude or get naked and no one's naked ( yet ) ]

I can make it up to you later. ♥

[fuckmehard]

But I've got to know: You're not related to twins that have a boner for the rules, are yooouuuu?

[bumpsback]

Sorry, I'm already committed. [happily, mind you.]

Never heard of them. Can't say they sound like the partying type.

[fuckmehard]

Ah well, I would have fucked you. [ panty stahp ] I like a demon that doesn't just go up to me and say "Hey, it's that fucking Angel bitch, let's kill her!"

[growstrangelydim]

Don't kick up too much a fuss now; they start takin' it slow, they'll slow on out to absolutely nothing. Runnin' on fumes and then you sputter out and they forget you.

Which seems good and dandy and all, but they just have to do a quick little canon review and you're back in front. If it ain't an abandoned, potentially haunted town in the middle of nowhere now, it'll be it in a month or two.

[sixty_percent]

Wow Red, you got....popular.