from "Saga"

[thestalk]

Admit it, the only reason why you want to do something with me is so you can freak the fuck out of people.

You don't know a thing about me, and from the looks of how shit went down you probably won't be getting to know me any time soon. So just set me aside and let me do my thing for a bit.

I mean, there are times I could use a partner when the going gets rough, but you're not what I'm looking for.

Comments

[strongestcoward]

...It's working.

[thestalk]

Hey I'm not the one here with only three eyes.

[strongestcoward]

I have more, you just can't see them and put on a shirt!

[thestalk]

I don't need a shirt.

[strongestcoward]

Everyone needs a shirt.

[kingunmaker]

[Oh. Heavens have mercy on a poor boy's heart when ~angels~ walk before him.

This man's smile? The very OPPOSITE of safe, clean and wholesome. His voice? Soft and soothing like a cloroform-soaked rag. The look in his eyes? Something between outright reverent and "oh boy what would I find out about you if I plucked your legs off one by one~?"

Sometimes, the meanest Horrors aren't the ones that look like giant space boars.]

But isn't that which is hidden and unknown often the most alluring?