homeless forever prob; canon is borderlands

[dissecting]

It's always flattering to know that my medical expertise might be necessary in some dump of a wasteland. Too many of those professional docs with their fancy degrees don't go the extra mile when it comes to getting the job done. Everybody knows deep down in their hearts that going going to extremes more or less is the only way to excel in the medical field.

I mean, I've seen it for myself. Last crazy bastard who waltzed in here--alright so the waltzing was a bit limp with his kneecaps broken and all--but he definitely found it in his heart to let me know my methods were well practiced. Being in my hand and all that. His heart I mean. Accidentally dropped it in the incinerator on my way to the crapper, but what good doctor doesn't slip up every once in awhile?

Dammit. Think I pumped that last patient full of too much acid. Got some blood in my eye and it's real irritated. Some kinda green pus is oozing out of my left duct.

If you ever find a new pisshaven to drop me in, give me a heads up. Gotta find a sturdy case for my hacksaw. She's a delicate gal.