Sometimes, we all need to vent. Even obscurely.

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

Just leave it. I don't want to get in the middle of it, you don't really want to get in the middle of it, and you'll just get pissed the hell off. [Not that he won't. But he just can't be dealing with his mun's whining about it.]

He's a hardass. He wasn't great, but he wasn't cruel. Well, not really. Said some things he really shouldn't have said, but wasn't That cruel. Not really. So, seriously. Save us both the headache, turn around, walk the other way, and don't shove me in the middle, goddamn it.

Yeah, I'm very damned aware this is obscure and most people won't know what the hell I'm on about. It was meant to be that way, dumbass.

Comments

[brujah_barkeep]

I really hope you're calling your mun a dumbass for that journal name, dude. Because...

...seriously?

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

[His his lips cruve up into a somewhat wryly amused smirk] We've already had that discussion.

[brujah_barkeep]

Maybe you could kick my mun, then? My journal name is total shit. My bar got sucked down to hell years ago, along with my good boots, my collection of shot glasses, and that one Red Hot Chili Peppers CD that was actually good.

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

It could have been worse. It's what I keep telling myself everytime I have to look at mine.

[brujah_barkeep]

What's worse?

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

How the hell do I know? I don't know you. But if you think real hard about it, you could probably come up with something. [He's... not very sympathetic when he's annoyed. and he's still got his mun trying to push him the way he's complaining about in the post and he cant help but think it was just a bar.']

[brujah_barkeep]

Of course I can. I got a pretty good imagination. Just tryin' to narrow down the possibilities.

Ya got a name or should I call you Ted?

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

Ted'll do for now. Do I get to make one up for you too?

[brujah_barkeep]

Sure.

Make it somethin' good, though. And if it's anything that ends in a Y-sound, I'll knock your teeth out.

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

Aw dammit, and there was me thinking along the mindy/cindy/sandy lines. [smirks.]

[brujah_barkeep]

Yeah, you kinda seem like the type to go for the Bunny/Tiffany/Snooki thing.

Do I look like a Bunny/Tiffany/Snooki to you?

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

What the hell is a Snooki anyway? it sounds like something that needs to be shot.

[he's getting off track]

Maybe a tiffany. [going to smirk again.]

[brujah_barkeep]

I hope you have good dental, dude.

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

Whatever. I don't give a damn what your name is to be honest. I actually started calling you 'Bob' in my head about five minutes ago. [Well, he didn't. But now he has.]

[brujah_barkeep]

Oh, sexy. Although "Bob and Ted" doesn't quite have the same bite as "Bill and Ted."

And believe me, I'm an expert on bite.