On looking around for a place

[snarkyfemmebot]

How about no?

I was starting to like my vacation from your attempts at making me fit someplace. The fact you are even thinking of such due to what's currently happening in the show makes it even more of a stupid idea.

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[redshirting]

I could think of several places you could fit. Professionally speaking, of course.

[snarkyfemmebot]

I'm certain you can create an entire list of such. You focus on doing a thorough job is something to be admired.

[redshirting]

It passes the time.

Where is she considering?

[snarkyfemmebot]

Such dedication and thoroughness.

She's still trying to figure that out. It's a pretty limited fit for those like me...being all metal and taller then some houses.

[redshirting]

I can sympathize, though I... tend to fare better in regards to height.

[snarkyfemmebot]

Maybe there should be a union for aliens that can't pretend to be human.

[redshirting]

Or don't particularly want to be human.

[A beat.] I'd join.

[snarkyfemmebot]

I was happily managing to make myself believe such a thing never existed. I don't think I'd make it as an organic.

[A smirk] I'd say we should found such, but then we'd have to deal with the paperwork.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Hey, my mun acts on stupid ideas all the time.

's how I'm her favourite.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...that sounded better in my head.

[snarkyfemmebot]

You were the one that said it, not me Wheeljack.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Got any places laid out for ya?

[snarkyfemmebot]

[She sees your attempt to forget that you said something stupid.]

No, luckily she doesn't believe in impulsive acts in regards to this.

...

Then again, we don't exactly fit in a lot of places.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Ya got a point there.

Guess ol' Prime was right on us bein' too 'large for this world' or somethin'.

[snarkyfemmebot]

When I'm double the size of the dominant species on the planet, there just might be actual truth in such a statement.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

So what does that make me?

[Hahaha short joke.]

[snarkyfemmebot]

Vitals and weak points in easily reachable positions.

[Short jokes to the one with built in pointy weapons. Is that smart Jackie?]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Think about who you're talking to, then ask the question again.]

True. Heard you're a real essential piece of Team Prime.

[snarkyfemmebot]

[She should just give up that miniscule hope that you will be reasonable on anything that involves potential maiming or death.]

Don't know where you're getting your information from. I'm just another part of the team in all regards.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Well yeah, but each part's essential, right?

Irreplaceable.

That's what Bulk tells me, anyway.

[snarkyfemmebot]

[She does not want to talk about such topics. No, she will not because her cynicism on such will just lead to bad thoughts.]

That why you play lone ranger there Jackie?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Heh, 'fraid the Wrecker spot is already covered there, Cee.

And like I said, he's irreplaceable.

[snarkyfemmebot]

Wasn't aware there were assigned roles, or I'd put in a complaint to ask where we needed a newbie all of a sudden.


...You're preaching to the wrong bot on that there. He's always ready to watch your back.

[neverputincharge]

Heh, muns don't have great timing, that's for sure.

[snarkyfemmebot]

Would likely think Unicron was up and about again if they were ever reasonable.


Hey Bulk, you hangin in there?

[neverputincharge]

Considering where mine is pulling me from, I agree there.

I am, yeah. Mun's being impatient to get into the game though.

[snarkyfemmebot]

That's slagged on far too many levels Bulk.

Hopefully you're not going in solo wherever you're heading.

[neverputincharge]

Nah. Jackie's there, and Ratchet. Miko and Raf too. Buncha cons from our world though.

[snarkyfemmebot]

Typical, they're like those earth creatures that seem to pop up in numbers from dark places. Keep an extra eye on the kids for me?

[neverputincharge]

Yeah, why I wanna get in. Place needs more Autobots from our world. Even if I won't be able to do much at first.

Oh yeah...Cliff's there too. [Slightly awkward, since he knows that's probably still a sore topic for Arcee.] Plus 'bots from different 'universes'.

[snarkyfemmebot]

You'll get there Bulk, and then you and Wheeljack can go cause Ratchet enough fits to make him miss the rest of us.

...[We are not going to talk about that, nope. Just denial. It makes it easier to deal with because she won't get to see him.] That must cause some oddness in figuring out who's team leader.

[neverputincharge]

Heh, I'm sure between him and Miko, I'll get better quick.

[Nope, Bulk can take the hint.]

Not in there yet, but I can imagine it does.

[snarkyfemmebot]

Probably have an entire schedule created for you and everything.

[And this is why she likes you so much Bulkhead. You don't push her trigger buttons.]

...Ratchet is the highest ranked out of us there. [She's amused by what this means considering he has two wreckers to deal with.]

[neverputincharge]

If not, I'm sure Ratchet will.

[That's the only reason?]

Could be worse. Could be me.

[moltenman]

Too bad the muns don't listen well. It would save a lot of headaches if they did.

[snarkyfemmebot]

They'd likely fall over dead from being reasonable. Must be hardwired into them or something to cause us trouble.

One of these days I've got to watch my dvd set of Prime:

[moltenman]

Tell me about it. Especially if you happen to be one of your mun's 'favorites'.

I'm Mark by the way. Mark Allan.

Yes do so, we have space robot zombies and space drugs

[snarkyfemmebot]

The worst word to ever be used in regards to you in this place.

Name's Arcee.

[moltenman]

Nice to meet you, Arcee.

[snarkyfemmebot]

Likewise. Always good to see fellows in this battle against such stupidity.