inappropriate jealousy.

[damaged]

Why don't I ever get to behead anything?

Don't you like me anymore.

Comments

[flyingg]

Hope for redemption?

[damaged]

[Seriously, Dick. Dick, seriously. Jason's face is just like do you have brain damage, I don't even know what to say.]

[flyingg]

*SORRY, KIDDO, big brother wibbling at you is a go.*

[agrat]

Oh, hey. Will the other you be too weirded out if I ask him to cut off some fingers next, because I can use those. For a good, spell-oriented cause.

[damaged]

Yeah. He's pretty soft that way.

[agrat]

Are you?

[damaged]

It's a little weird. But I'm not judging. Don't know much about magic. Not using the fingers.

[hoodbin]

Wouldn't that get a little messy?

[damaged]

Sure. It's something to do, though.

[hoodbin]

That crime... must be really bad.

[damaged]

It's kind of a kill or be killed thing.

[askaboutmyttk]

Really? Really? You couldn't just, I don't know, wish for a cappuccino or something?

Wait, scratch that. Caffeine's probably not a great idea for you.

[damaged]

Yeah, why don't I sit around wishing for a cappuccino. Instead of going out and buying one.

[askaboutmyttk]

Well, I don't really get why you're sitting around wishing to behead someone, so pardon me if I'm not clear on the process here. If you've been offered three wishes, I can think of a lot more fun and less bloody options.

[damaged]

It was a joke.

I mean, I wouldn't say no, provided the person was sufficiently shitty. It's annoying that he gets to do all these things and I don't. We're the same person, he's just gotten all soft and sentimental.

[robin_under_the_hood]

Am I really like this? Geez, I need a life huh?

[damaged]

You're right. I should go perpetuate my mentor issues on a traumatized, impressionable young girl. That would be a much more constructive use of my time.

[robin_under_the_hood]

How about no?

[Okay, he's scaring himself...that's not cool.]

[damaged]

Then I guess we're right back to wanting to do something non-shitty with my time. Not necessarily beheading. That'd be okay, though.

[holyblankbatman]

Beheading? Really?

Come on Jason. You're better then that.

[robinred]

Maybe your mun finally got tired of cleaning up after you.

[damaged]

Nope.

[If Tim enjoys being stared at, he is in for a treat.]

[robinred]

[ He's not some animal, Jay. He won't just be stared down.

That said, Jason is just naturally unnerving to be around. ] Whatever the cause, thank your mun for me.

[damaged]

[Staring down might not be the intent, here. It's hard to know with this version, this strange, uncommunicative, murderlaser-eyed Jason, who hasn't yet come to the conclusion that his "replacement" is "worthy," by whatever weird standards he holds.]

Somebody still got beheaded. It just wasn't me who did it.

[t_t_k]

Wish for ninjas. Much better than beheading.