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[twoshortlives]

He's not "funny." He's embarrassing. It's even more embarrassing, to have to live on a planet where people take him seriously, and allow him to make a living disrespecting the dead.

- C.

Comments

[sircassidy]

[twoshortlives]

Was anyone having fun, in this situation?

[sircassidy]

Fuck you, I'm having so much fun. This is my favorite album.

[twoshortlives]

Cass, it's not even anything. It's a grown man making himself look like an even more insensitive idiot than he already was.

[sircassidy]

Chris, it's ghost dubstep starring Snake Pussies and that guy from Suddenly Susan. Why don't you like good things?

[twoshortlives]

I think you and Brian operate under the assumption that "bad" and "funny" are the same thing.

[sircassidy]

[twoshortlives]

You are awful. And also not terribly funny, which proves my point.

[sircassidy]

Would you even know if something was funny? What was the last thing you even laughed at? You're like a freaking Care Bears villain or something.

[gleans]

(A feeling Ace and I are pretty well acquainted with.)

[twoshortlives]

If you ever try to go on tour in Spain, we will stop you.

[sircassidy]

Or we'll just yell

[gloryisbullshit]

Don't be a bitch, I'm not that bad.

[twoshortlives]

I know it might be hard for you to believe, but I don't waste a lot of my time thinking about you.

[gloryisbullshit]

You don't have to lie, sweetie. I'm exceptional.

But I'll play with you: what are you bitching about?

[twoshortlives]

Lying requires effort, which is another thing I'm not willing to waste on you.

Zak Bagans.

[gloryisbullshit]

Don't tease. C'mon, for real.

[twoshortlives]

"Zak Bagans" is for real. It's not a name I made up to discourage you.

[gloryisbullshit]

You ain't got shit to waste on me, you got some kinda timewad to blow on Zak Fucking Bagans?

[twoshortlives]

Zak Bagans, believe it or not, is more of a disgrace to the planet than you are. So, yes.

[gloryisbullshit]

You make no sense. [He taps his temple.] You make no sense. [HE TAPS YOUR TEMPLE.]

[inker]

... Chris, did you just punch somebody?

[twoshortlives]

I...yeah. That was something I did.

[inker]

Uh. What?

[twoshortlives]

I don't know, Isaac. I'm a little upset, right now.