Considering apping him to a game.

[kirk]

Trust me, it'll be fine.

You love me, everyone else loves me... What's the worst that could happen?

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[the_gardens_apple]

[A soft chuckle.]

I understand that is an unfortunate thing to ask.

[kirk]

[The charmingest of smiles. Hello, pretty lady.]

I'm sure if you wish me luck things will turn out all right.

[the_gardens_apple]

Oh, my realm isn't luck... I leave that to my sisters, but if you've a wish for a blessing...

[Have a kiss on the cheek, Kirk.]

I wish you the best. And a kinder mun than most.

[kirk]

[He's a little surprised, and also touched. Things don't usually go this well]

That's- very kind of you, thanks.

I'm Jim, by the way.

[the_gardens_apple]

[She's always rushing human conventions...]

You are quite welcome.

My name is Misa Almassy.

[slay]

Your ego reaches critical mass and kills everyone involved in the inevitable explosion?

[kirk]

Given the potential company in this Scorched place, that's a risk I think I'm willing to take.

[slay]

I'm not giving you another tour, you know. I gave the last you a tour, and that seems like the best way to sign your one-way ticket out of Anatole.

[kirk]

Well maybe I should give you the tour this time?

[No, Jim. Tour is not a euphemism for anything.]

[slay]

Be kinda hard, considering I'm the one who's spent three months here and you haven't. [ but she's amused at least. ]

[brujah_barkeep]

You die a horrifyingly terrible and excruciating death?

[kirk]

Yeah, but other than that, it's all fine.

[brujah_barkeep]

Other than that. And hey, if you're into that shit, I ain't judging.

[kirk]

Death's not really not my to-do list at the moment, but I'm touched that you're so supportive. It means a lot to me.

[brujah_barkeep]

Death isn't all that bad.

It's the coming back that's a bitch.

[materialgirl]

I dunno, it's usually right after the hero says that sort of thing that a beautiful lady waltzes into his life~ ♥

[kirk]

Lucky for that beautiful lady, I'm a surprisingly good dancer.

[materialgirl]

Are you, now? You sure you can keep up with her?

[kirk]

I guess we'll have to wait and see.

[aviophobia]

That's not really a question you wanna ask.

[kirk]

You're right.

After all, that's what I've got you for.

[aviophobia]

To ask questions like 'what's the worst that can happen?'

No, I say 'we're gonna die.'

[kirk]

And then I tell you 'That's bullshit, Bones. Now sit back and watch how goddamn amazing I am.'

[Don't you try to deny it either]

[aviophobia]

You know what I like best about you, kid?

Your humility.

Just love the pun in that icon of yours.

[teenagebadboy]

In this place? A lot.