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[a_budget_issue]

Well... thanks for not droppin' me after all, I guess. And don't even look at me like that, I know you were considering it, cause it would've been easier. The fact that ya were thinking about it at all's got you on my Bad List. I don't care if ya put me on your name tag at work, that doesn't make up for not havin' me in stories!

You -- you promised. Guess you're not much better than the rest of 'em.

Well ya know what, fine, whatever, now ya just gotta figure out how I'm gonna have my great comeback! I don't suppose ya could let me have my remote this time around, could ya?

Comments

[thimblesforkisses]

Oh, Oswald. Do not be so despondent.

[a_budget_issue]

It's kinda hard not ta be after a few decades of this. Not that you'd know what that's like.

[thimblesforkisses]

[ Because Wendy's merchandise is just flying off the shelves compared to Tink's? ]

Whether or not I know the same sentiment is not my concern. Really, Oswald, you are adored by many children, young and old. The Lady Mun's own dear friend saw your toy in a store one day, and both she and my mun came to the conclusion that the friend should own the toy of your likeness.

[a_budget_issue]

[That only makes it worse, Wendy can stay loved enough to stay in the parks have a heart WITHOUT needing merchandise.]

She bought my plush? [Well this seems to have cheered him up.] Did your mun get one too? My mun says they're two for fifteen dollars, that's not a bad price to pay at all for such a good-looking toon as me! It didn't happen to be my mun's store you were in, was it? She likes convincing people to get me, it's one of her favorite things to do.

[thimblesforkisses]

She did! You sit upon her bed at her home every day and night and guard her dreams from 'mares.

Oh, Lady Mun did not. You see, your only available toy was small and she feared that if she purchased a likeness of you as well, you would be lost in the clutter of her bedroom. She would like a larger toy. One that may sit upon her bed with Adam, Dory, and Stitch.

Perhaps they met? Does your Lady Mun work within our name-store in a city called Bellevue?

[a_budget_issue]

Hmmn, yeah, I guess ya wouldn't want to get one if it'd just get lost, seems kinda pointless even if it is me.

And nah, she's on the other side of the country.

[spider_kisser]

Hey, I know you! You're the original Mickey Mouse! A...lucky rabbit, was it?

[a_budget_issue]

Y'know, you'd make a lot more friends if ya didn't go around comparing people to rodents.

[spider_kisser]

Hey, Mickey Mouse isn't just a rodent! He's a cartoon icon. You oughta be proud that you were the basis for his creation.

[a_budget_issue]

I suppose I should be happy that the stupid little Mouse showed up and stole everything good I had going for me, and then once I got used to life without all that, he showed up and ruined it all again. You're right, I should be down on my knees thanking the guy, how silly of me.

[spider_kisser]

*exasperated sound* He didn't "STEAL" anything from you. You lost it all because you were taken away from the guy who made you, so he made Mickey in order to start over. Mickey's kinda like your brother, isn't he?

And why do you blame him for ruining your life again? What did he do?

[hahahailtotheking]

Oswald...

[How could he tell him that sometimes, muns just don't have the time, that drops happen when metaphorical 'drops' was pretty much the story of Oswald's life?

No. If anything, hearing it from Mickey would just make things worse.]

Do ya think the remote would still work in that city?

[a_budget_issue]

Yeah, why wouldn't it? I mean technically I've had it this whole time, been usin' it to set off fireworks on special occasions. I meant if I could have it for other stuff, the electricity and all that. Couldn't hurt ta have an extra mode of self-defense, yanno? I mean, I don't think it'd work as far as reprogramming some'a the robots who live there. Don't think they'd be compatible with it.

[hahahailtotheking]

Well... who built it? Because if it could reprogram machines in the Wasteland it could probably reprogram the robots over there, as long as ya studied 'em enough.

[a_budget_issue]

Well duh, if I was able ta study the robots there I could figure out how to program the remote to work on 'em. But some'a those robots are huge, I'm talkin' giant-building-huge here, and I dunno which ones are evil. Not gonna take my chances trying to see how they're wired.

[hahahailtotheking]

Oh, would any of 'em by any chance be called 'Autobots' or 'Decepticons'?

[a_budget_issue]

Something like that, I think. I don't really know 'em that well. Why, have ya met them?

SORRY FOR LATE REPLY swear I'm not neglecting you bro...

[hahahailtotheking]

Gosh, I was head-mate with one of 'em once! Optimus Prime, their leader- nicest guy ya could ever meet!