Being sent to Adstringendum.

[countertenors]

Would you look at that, your application for that hell hole is almost finished.






So it looks like you weren't kidding. I know Rachel is there, and Blaine. But I'm not sure you were listening when Rachel said that place is dangerous and we could get hurt. To be frank, I don't think you're listening to me either.

Comments

[admissions]

I'm not sure if that's a step up or a step down from prison.

[countertenors]

I think it's a half step between being better, yet also being worse than the other place.

The prison isn't half bad when I got a glimpse of this place.

[throwsdown]

It'll be okay, misder. Be really careful and find lots of strong friends—and, and, um—don't run off alone; that's really bad to do. Monsters are real strong when you're alone.

[He knows the feeling. As the youngest, smallest, more squishy member of an alien-fighting group, he's definitely had moments where he was duking it out alone, hoping for his fellow fighters to show up. It was baaad.]

[countertenors]

[Not that Kurt really wants to go here.]

My mundane says the one place I need to avoid is the "wastes", I'm assuming this is where the monsters reside.

[throwsdown]

Wastes? That sounds scary, so I think so! You shouldn't go there if other people say it's bad.

[Wait—!]

I know people who have guns, so maybe you should find one, too...

[countertenors]

Guns?

[Oh my god what in the hell is this kid saying?]

I'm hardly the person to give a gun to.

[throwsdown]

How else can you fight the bad guys? Are you gonna learn how to throw them? Or punch them, maybe! Like a superhero does!

[LOOK DUDE, HITTING THINGS IN THE FACE SAVES LIVES

JUST ASK HIS DAD]

[countertenors]

Listen, kid. Violence isn't my thing.

[throwsdown]

Huuuh... But if you wanna live, sometimes you gotta fight. What if you run into monsters?? Or aliens!!

[notbothered]

[ Sebastian almost looks concerned about this.] Blaine and you?

There goes my fun. Be safe?

[countertenors]

Oh, you're actually concerned? I'll try to be safe.

[notbothered]

Don't die from shock Hummel.

We might not always agree but I don't exactly want you hurt.

[countertenors]

My heart is aflutter, Sebastian.


The last thing on my agenda is to get hurt.

[notbothered]

I'm sure it is.

[ He's just going to chuckle and tilt his head over at Kurt.]

And just when were getting so close..

Good. Hate to see Blaine's face if you did.

[countertenors]

Truly.

[Okay so maybe he doesn't. hate Sebastian anymore, he just dislikes him!]

He would be devastated.