the most tentative of voicetests

[missionbegins]

Oh yes, good work, Ms. Mun. I mean it. Are you proud of yourself, being my mouthpiece to this ridiculous website? You're like Miss Pauling, but less useful. After all, do you really expect me to be put in one of those dreadful games everyone goes on about? I don't have time for that, I've got work to do. And even if I did have the time (which I don't -- I've already used my annual vacation, and those damnable squirrels didn't even reach full rebellion against my arbitrarily installed squirrel leaders), I still wouldn't let you entertain the thought. So what, exactly, is the point of this exercise in failure?

You're such a disappointment.