[Homeless] Voice testing! Probably to end up on Bakerstreet

[motherlysupport]

Now, hi there... Mundane is it? Mundane, dear I think we might have us a little disagreement on our hands here- see, I have a family to look after and they aren't exactly bright... I'm afraid they just won't be able to cope without me.

So if you could just scoot off on your way and let me get back to my sons, I'll just be leavin' you.

No? Well you look right here, little missy! I will not have any of this abductin' nonsense going on in my life! I will happily inform you that I am not a force to reckon with.

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[boltstrike]

Your sons are probably more capable than you're giving them credit for.

[motherlysupport]

Honey, have you seen them?

[boltstrike]

Well, no.

[truffulacide]

...You could give them a chance to try.

[motherlysupport]

Oncie? Is this where you came to after you [you, not 'we'] ruined our hope of a nice future?

You know, I don't think you really have an input on what your better brothers do an' don't do...

[truffulacide]

[and we're off to a good start already.]

Guilty as charged. [flatly, tunelessly.]

They're my family, too. I-I just meant that you should have a little more faith in them, if you love them so much.

[theboywhointerrupted]

Yeah, the muns have this thing about taking you away from important stuff.

[motherlysupport]

[Oh look a little boy. Just staring down at you.]

And they took an adorable little boy like you away from your Momma? Somethin's wrong with this place when kidnappin's not below them.

[theboywhointerrupted]

Uh, well, I'm not really little...

[Except he sort of feels it when stood next to this unusually tall woman. Darn his lack of a growth spurt the moment he hit something vaguely resembling puberty.]

But yeah, it's not great. I can deal with it, though.

[He is a MAN, after all. Nearly.]

Are your kids really little? I bet they're missing you.

[whichwayyoulean]

[Uh oh. All aboard the bitter train]

I've been able to cope pretty okay. You know, after dealing with the crushing abandonment and all.

[Mutter mutter] And I just installed lasers into a robotic arm, but that's no big deal. Still not 'bright'.

[motherlysupport]

[... There are two of you now? Just what she needs, more disappointing sons.]

Crushing abandonment? [Her voice is still so sweet] Oncie if you don't remember, you're the one who failed us horribly; I was so heartbroken...

[What was that about a robotic arm? She's raised a brow; she's not exactly interested, but she's got her eye on you, boy.]

[whichwayyoulean]

[They multiply when exposed to the internet]

I didn't- [Well, he did. He knows he did] Okay. I know I messed up. But... but I could have fixed it if you gave me a chance.

What? I did! I really helped her out with it.

[heartisabattleground]

It's not so bad. Sometimes it can even be fun! But usually when they let us go we go back to where we left from.

[motherlysupport]

Mm-hmm; I highly doubt that.

[heartisabattleground]

You just gotta give it a chance, that's all.

[thneed]

[ Not bright? That's not insulting at all. Nope. Nope.
If he's even included under 'family'... ]

I'm not sure the mun will listen, Ma.

[motherlysupport]

[Oh, dear, he isn't. She has two sons now, okay?]

You all just keep multiplyin' like rabbits, don'tchu?

[Just ignoring that part about her possibly failing. It never happened. There are bigger things to think about like why there are a million of her son this boy.]

[grandfathersnail]

Oh gosh, please don't start nagging. [he cups his hands around his mouth.] Run as fast as you can, mun! Your ears depend on it!

[motherlysupport]

[Linefacing alllll the way.

... wait, is that..?]

Looks like someone grew a spine in his old age. And lost some hair.

[mispronunciates]

Youuuuuuu probably might not want to talk to them like that. You'll make it worse.

[motherlysupport]

Well I'd like to see this little Missy do anythin' to get at me. She's too busy with those other hostages to even touch me.

Which is exactly why I would like to go home! [She's glaring at the sky. Nottttt going to wooooork Momma.]

[tinfoil_angel]

They're better off without you, you shrew of a woman.

[motherlysupport]

I beg your pardon?!

[keeps_count]

Goodness, m'lady, have you always had such a lack in confidence in your children?

[motherlysupport]

[Oh hello there hot stuff. Don't mind her voice being a little sweeter than usual and a slight inching towards Legolas.]

If you met them, I'm sure you'd lack confidence too.

What's your name then, sugarplum? Come tell Momma...

[Run. Oh dear god run.]