voice testing oh joy!

[actioneer]

I must say, I'm thrilled that you got on board with this. You should be as well, I am a bit of a sensation in the anthropological community. Of course I send them what I can back to the old boys in London, but what sort of hunter would I be to not keep a trophy or two for myself?

I expect I'll be keeping an Okapi skin for Neffy instead of sending the creature for taxidermy lest I want to find myself across her knee like a boy.

Now that doesn't sound quite so bad at all, actually.

Really woman, you should be doing much more with me than you presently are. I'll be damned if I'll wait around for the Doctor to have a jolly good adventure of my own.

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[hullo_sweetie]

Hullo there. Waiting around for the Doctor can take awhile, take it from me!

[actioneer]

I know that well enough, ma'am.

[hullo_sweetie]

He's mentioned you a time or two. I don't think you'll have to wait too long.

[She extends her hand towards him]

I'm Doctor River Song.

[actioneer]

Has he now? Then perhaps it really is Miss Amy Pond who is amiss, not knowing my name.

[He glances at her hand before smiling and taking her hand to kiss the top of it.]

A woman doctor? Well now I have seen everything.

[comeonthensexy]

You lot, you just can't stay put.

[actioneer]

Where's the fun in that, Doctor? Staying put if for wives and politicians, not my sort.

[comeonthensexy]

What kind of wives are you talking now?

[actioneer]

Not the sort you've been carting around with you, surely. Quite a firecracker, that Amy Pond.

[comeonthensexy]

Yes. She can't stay put either. But I guess the only ones who actually choose to come with me are the ones who can't stay put. It is a bit inconvenient sometimes, though - makes it difficult to keep track of you.

[actioneer]

I have no doubt that you enjoy the adventure of keeping track of us, Doctor, else you wouldn't bother.

[comeonthensexy]

Oh, yes, the adventure's definitely a plus, but I'd keep track of you even if it wasn't there, when I could.

[ Gosh, don't talk as if he doesn't care about you people. ]

[actioneer]

Perhaps, but I don't hold it against you even if you don't, old boy. You happen to have the universe at your fingertips, we must be a terrible bore in comparison.

[comeonthensexy]

Give me better credit than that! And yourselves while at it. The universe wouldn't be anything without all of the brilliant, stupid life in it.

[actioneer]

Well, I won't be disagreeing with that. And the universe would be a lesser place without you in it as well, chap.

[comeonthensexy]

[ Don't do that. ]

So I've been told.