guess who is planning her christmas list early

[precopy]

This is an, uh...bad idea. You know what--this ain't even--oh, who am I kidding! This is a great idea! I'm giddy! Jumpin' up and down all around in this fancy shmancy head of yours! Whoo! You've got my blood pumping and I haven't even shot anyone yet!

This calls for a celebration! Let's go pre-order my Darling Wade's upcoming video game and then go get some ice cream! And maybe play some of D-whatever-C game. I like that Harley-Lady's style! She and me should get together for drinks sometime. You can even come! You can hold our guns and be in awe of our delightful wit.

C'mon! You just know you'll have a good time. And you can play darts with the other bar gals. That'd be fun, huh?!

Comments

[voluminous_one]

If only one of these games would tell of the magnificent accomplishments of the Warriors Three.

[precopy]

HEY! You scene-stealing pointy-hatted lot already had the spotlight! Now out darn blot!

[voluminous_one]

Pointy-hatted?

[Because Volstagg steals all the scenes and spotlights.]

[precopy]

And take your green midget, too! The one who talks to birds.

[voluminous_one]

My lady, I believe you have either consumed far too much ale, or not enough.

[precopy]

Yea, well, us normies over here don't get much face-time thanks to your midget's running around and being all sickeningly adorable and crap.

[voluminous_one]

Perhaps you need to travel a similar path then.

[precopy]

What? Me? You gotta be joking. That'd be like...making you lose one-hundred pounds!

[voluminous_one]

That would be sad news indeed, for it would mean less of Voluminous One to love.

[olympic_lion]

I daresay it would be a grand occasion for you all! Especially if said bar included the glories of karaoke.

[precopy]

You can come along, too, Hercules. You're always welcome!

[olympic_lion]

And how could I pass up such an offer? Milady Copycat, I trust you're ready for an evening worthy of legend.

[arach_nerd]

..."Darling Wade" There's a phrase I'd never thought I'd hear. Right up there with the Cubs winning the Pennant as a sin of the apocalypse.

[precopy]

Long time no see, webhead.

[arach_nerd]

I'd say the same, but my mun hasn't read any X-Force stuff. Something about being allergic to Liefeld.