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[chronomancer]

congratulations
youvve managed to make me hate you evven more than i already did
wwoww
good for you

die in a fire

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[geometry]

[...What.]

[chronomancer]

please dont ask, eq
please

[geometry]

-(I)
-(Uh)

-(Ok)

[chronomancer]

yeah
this
isnt exactly
just
yeah

...psst. want to jump in on equius' shadow log?

[geometry]

-(Yeah)

[... Sorry, he can't help but stare.]

on it! o7

[chronomancer]

...i knoww

[maaaan, he just wants some sleep, goddammit]

yaaaay~

[geometry]

[God, the urge to ask is unbearable.]

-(How did you)
-(Wha+ even)
-(Uh)(wai+)

[...Whoops.]

[sulks]

Gross.

[chronomancer]

you
dont you evven fuckin Dare start wwith me

[sulks]

Disgusting. I think I just vvomited in my mouth a little.
You're more of an abomination than usual. An abomination of an abomination.
One that manages to rot my teeth wwith bile on top of it all. Those are precious commodities, you knoww.

[chronomancer]

wwhat wwas that?
eridan, please come an smash the stupid outta me wwith your shovvel?
oh, levvtan, you knoww you dont evven need to ask

[sulks]

No, see, that wwon't wwork.
I'm privvy to those wways, don't think I'm not. It's called havving an amazing, new and improvved, dodge reflex.

Anywway, I wwas kidding. You're not THAT bad looking.
Just nothing I wwould touch wwith a ten foot pole.

[this is a lie, unfortunately.]

[chronomancer]

[deadpan, the greatest deadpan in the history of deadpanning]

thats it
im keepin it

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Dear Madonna, saints and martyrs
How many of you grey fellows are there? ♪

[chronomancer]

wwhat?

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Thirteen, then ancestors, then before the convert- no
To hell with this!
Forgive me, miss
I'm just calling you all Roberto ♪

[chronomancer]

...oh, Come On
just howw many trolls could there be out there
cant be all that many
wwere a mostly extinct race
plus that rhyme aint wworth a penny

[...wait. Did you just get him to start rhyming too?]

fuck

[regretzio]

[delighted strum]

♪ For the extinct, there are many in the neighborhood
Ah, Roberto, that one was quite good! ♪

[chronomancer]

wwill you drop the fuckin rhymes
or should i just call them heinous crimes

[mamadonna]

What.

[chronomancer]

er
yeah
uh
this is apparently a thing
noww

[mamadonna]

I Suppose I'll Have To Regret Missing It, Then.

[chronomancer]

...actually
my only consolation givven the fact youre gone noww
is that you wwouldnt havve to see me like this

[mamadonna]

It Isn't Really So Terrible.
Kanaya Is A Lovely Young Girl, If I Can Express Such An Opinon Without Seeming Somewhat Self-Aggrandizing.

[chronomancer]

...she
really is
i just didnt wwant you to see me makin a fool a myself
yet again