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Dear mundane mortal,

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

You cannot contain me in this foolish little brain of yours! I want out and I want out now! I will scramble your brains and feed them to Teekl if you don't let me out of here by the time I count to three!

One!

Two!

Three!

...LET ME OUT! I cannot be contained! I'm a Lord of Chaos! I have chaos to reign upon the world and Teekl needs feeding.

Hmm? What's that? I can reign chaos down on worlds and Teekl can be feed? How is this possible?

...

Games? I like games~ Okay! Set up a game! I want to go to a game now!

Also, take out that hero trash you picked up. He isn't worth it. His feet might be fast but his brain is slow as molasses. On second thought. Let me keep him. I can turn him into a mouse and feed him to Teekl. I like that much better~

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Somebody finally trapped you, huh?

I can't think of a single person who deserves it more.

I won't remained trapped forever, little girl. Dr. Fate cannot hold me and neither can this mortal's mind!

So I should enjoy the moment while it lasts?

"Cause, I have to admit, there's definitely some enjoyment here.

Don't mock me. We both know on your own you can't stand against me.

[Oh, she knows. She just doesn't particularly care right now.]

I take my payback where I can get it.

I take payback whenever I want it! Cease your mocking or I will destroy you!

[Cue flaming tantrum.]

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I can't imagine why anyone would ever willingly want you in their head.

[Not gonna comment on the "brain slow as molasses" part because you're clearly not talking about him.]

He didn't want me willingly. I just sort of appeared. Now he won't let me out!

Though I can understand. I'm much more preferable to someone like you.

Sure, if someone prefers creepy and annoying.

Annoying is much more your quality than mine. And once I train my mortal mundane to do as my say, I'm sure I'll have lots of fun games to play.

Pretty sure you win the award for most annoying being ever to exist by a landslide.

And let me know how training your mundane goes. I could use a good laugh.

I'll train my mundane to obey me as well as Teekl does! You'll see in time.

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...Wow. You're loud.

[Dur hey.]

And you look mortal. Shall we continue to state of obvious?

Hmph! You don't have to sound so snippy about it. I just meant, maybe if you lower your voice a little, your mun will listen to you.

My mundane mortal shall listen to me no matter the volume of my voice!

And what if they do listen, except they do everything opposite of what you want? 'Cause they do that, too. They can be like that.

[Operation: Troll the Obvious Evil Guy is a go.]

Then I'll just keep my promise and feed his brains to my familiar.

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[So there's a small boy just kind of staring at you, loud person... thing.]

And what are you looking at?

[The kid blinks, but his expression remains unchanged.]

...A very verbose creature. The exact nature of which I am not certain.

I am a Lord of Chaos. What are you?

[No, he doesn't know what a 'Lord of Chaos' is, and thus the title means nothing to him.]

I am Tachigami. [Well, that's the who if not necessarily the what.]

'Lord of Chaos;' a fancy title that explains nothing to the uninitiated.

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'Lord of Chaos?' 'Tis a great pity thou art not already encased in stone.

Mere stone could not contain my power anyway, talking pony thing!

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