oh god. plurk inspired a very weird AU

[theyounglord]

My my my!
Good heavens my dear, i must say!
Bravo on deciding to manipulate the little voice you had for me into something so sinister!
Are you as convinced as i think you are in believing that i really am some more terrifying bloke than the series is conveying me to be?
You appear to be quite perturbed.
And with good reason!
Why having the voice of a lord english in training as you say might be rather unsettling wouldnt you agree?
Especially since you claim that i just manifested in the past few minutes within your mind.
But i have news for you darling.
Why do you have to be so surprised?
Ive been here all along.

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[tinfoil_angel]

I know I really shouldn't speak with you but knowing what you are I have to question a little. Putting our respective morals aside for a moment we're not too different.

[theyounglord]

Not too different you say?
Then enlighten me!
How the blazes are we similar?

[tinfoil_angel]

Well for example, using information my mundane has, I know we have a similar inability to die. I imagine there might be some loopholes that could kill me too but otherwise dying just makes me stronger.

Also if your name means anything about your nationality, we have a home country in common.

[theyounglord]

Inability to die?
Yes i shall have to agree with that fact!
Cant say i feel necessarily comfortable telling a bloke i dont know whether or not the second is true!

And thirdly i do not come from england although many seem to hear my voice as being from the nation.
You may be correct but you may be...
Oh
So
Very
Wrong.

[tinfoil_angel]

But there is a bit of irony in our meeting and our talking so friendly like this.

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

s0
n0w y0ure an ann0ying little human t00
w0nderful

[theyounglord]

No no no no no darling!
Im not the great lord himself.
Frankly im quite flattered that youve mistaken me for him.
Rather im more like his human protegee you see.

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

n0
y0ure n0t him
but with h0w things are g0ing
y0u might as well be t0 me
because i think i hate y0u right n0w just as much as i hate him
s0 theres that

[theyounglord]

Oh dear please dont feel any hatred toward me!
I mean you absolutely no ill intent whatsoever!
In fact i see you more as a well trained adversary to be admired and adored.
You have no reason to hate me!

[thesignless]

Shoosh.

[theyounglord]

Beg your pardon?
Why the devil would you find it necessary to shoosh me?
Am i raging?
Or bloodthirsty?
No i think not.
Your passive attempts at bringing me down are falling upon deaf ears.

[thesignless]

You are implying that you are, at least in part, connected to a demon that wishes to destroy all of reality.
I think pre-emptive calming would do you some fucking good.

[theyounglord]

You have that correct about me sir.
You cant really help what youre born into you know.
Im quite sure you understand that.
Quite a different man even among your species arent you?
I do think it might be in your best interests to realize that im calm.
Incredibly so.

[parasiteye]

Oh come on. Don't even try actin' like you're tough with a stupid accent like that. It didn't work before and it won't now.

[theyounglord]

Ahaha oh you seem to have the wrong me.
I wont put up with your playful teasing of my method of speaking.
As a matter of fact i think that i might have to actually do something about you.

[parasiteye]

Uh-huh. I'm shaking.

[theyounglord]

Your sarcasm and snark will get you absolutely nowhere this time you see.

did someone say weird aus

[sylphilante]

Does Jade Know What Youve Been Up To

Awww yeah~

[theyounglord]

Im afraid jade is very much out of the picture.

[sylphilante]

I See
No Wonder Youve Taken Such A Dreadful Turn
And What Of Your Friends

[theyounglord]

A turn you say?
I regret to inform you but any so called friends i may have had well...
They cease to be.

[docfoul]

Ah, what a twist.

oh! i played with you before on my canon Jake account!

[theyounglord]

Lovely.
You.

Oh man, I hope you don't mind me bugging you again 8D;

[docfoul]

Now, that is no way to greet a relative.

Oh my god nooo! I had so much fun with you!

[theyounglord]

Why would i want to greet an estranged uncle in any more polite of a fashion than thus.