dear_mun | Jan. 2nd, 2014

Jan. 2nd, 2014

Oi! What the heck is taking you so long? You let me out to breathe for the first time in years, and now you're wasting time just 'looking for icons'?! Hurry up already! Some of us have better things to do than just sit around waiting, you know.

Geeze. If I'd known you were going to be this annoying, I'd have stayed asleep.

(If anything, you should be wasting time fixing my layout. Have you actually looked at that thing?)

Current Mood: aggravated

pinksambasaurus

Wow ...

Don't you think you are leaving this a little bit too late?

reckless_wingman

About time you finally decided to take me out for a spin. Sure, I'm always up for a little fun, but another homeless muse is the last thing you need.

You can't say I didn't tell you this is a bad idea. Just try not to crash and burn here, all right?

iliveforthisshit

Mun,

Seems fitting doesn't it? Look, we both know this probably won't last. So not getting hopes up, sure you are making all those icons. Guess we will see. Long as you let me do my thing. At least do the meme thing with me. Let me meet some people, have a bit of fun.

vary

How troubling! How troublesome!

Is that what you dragged me out to say...? But it's really, honestly true, you know. No matter which way you look at the matter, going through with a bad idea's bound to turn against you—right, ri-ight? Especially when the idea starts drawing attention to something your leader wouldn't want noticed...!

Don't you hear stories about that kind of thing? All the little perils and pitfalls of disloyalty? Just think about it—you could be scolded! Hit sharply over the ear! Baked into a birthday cake!

Eh?

Ah, that's right—in here, we're supposed to be talking about you. Aren't we?

My mistake, my mistake. Sorry about tha-at! ☆

cheerful

Are we going somewhere? Yay, yay! I'll do my best wherever we go! So where are we going? There's going to be tasty food, right?

[ ... ]

...Ehhhhh? I don't want to go anymore.

cookinglikeamotherfucker

( some kind of sad personal-ish purple under there )

no_dogs_allowed

Dear mundane,

I'm not going to demand or request anything this letter. I see no point in it. I am simply announcing my presence. You have done a fine job keeping dogs out of the head space so I have no complaints. Though stretching my legs would be a nice change. Should you see anything that could interest me, do let me know.

Until then, I believe I will simply sit here and wait. Perhaps contemplate future business ventures. After all, there are many markets I have yet to gain a foothold in. One must not simply lay about and rest on their laurels now, must one? I wonder if anyone would care for a bit of sport.

Signed,

Katz.

thevoidsdarkhorse

( Courier and terrible grammar be here )

dicey

We should get warnings when people are going to leave the city. It's really not fair that we don't. I know, I know, you have no control over this stuff and you wouldn't really care to change things if you did; we have already esta8lished that I'm too "fictional" for you to give that much of a shit a8out! So I'm not even going to 8other to ask you to fix it. Whatever. I'm just saying.

There are things I'd say and do if I knew something like that was coming up, that's all. Like "You understand me 8etter than anyone else does" and "I'm not going to forget that you were the one who came and got me when I was hiding away in that a8andoned 8uilding", and other stuff that's too sappy to say under normal circumstances. May8e even the "l-word", who knows. If you say that to someone who's leaving you'll have the satisfaction of getting it out there, and they won't have too long to grum8le and call you a fool. Win-win.

Or lose-lose, because of the leaving thing.

I'm not going to let anyone else move into his house.

ex_elude798

[In which someone is obviously displeased with his management]

We need to go over this echo-thing.

Stop giving me ridiculous cosplay. It serves no purpose.

Stop showing me people dying. What the hell does that do for me?

And can you not get me beaten half to death? I don't know what the hell I even did to get out of that, and I don't like it.

Giant robots were fine, actually. I wouldn't mind more of that, even if nobody remembers the same things I do. If they're memories at all. Still not sure I'm on board with that.

silverfoxy

( Spoilers. All of them. )

likesdinosaurs

( Spoilers! )

tantiny

Why is everyone so baffled by how he survived? There are a number of ways off the top of a high building and most them don't actually involve death. I've done it a couple of times.

It's not that hard to figure out.

sherlocklives

( Spoilers spoilers spoilers. )

manofpassion

You know, Mun. I'm not only a man of passion, but I'm also a man of action. And no offense, but there doesn't seem to be much action going on in this head of yours.

So maybe it's time you fixed this little problem and let me have some fun, eh? I bet there's plenty of ladies out there just waiting to have tea with me!

13hours

.. Seriously, this again? Look, I know you love baby-stealing goblin kings and all, but I? Don't. Not so much. I am not Sarah 2.0, anyway.

[ huff. ] Shut up, it's complicated.

stupidfucking_rope

Don't even try t'make out like this is on me - you're the one who went and fucked off. D'you have any idea how borin' it's been? I've been goin' fuckin' crazy up here, Jesus...

sheriffcarl

No Walkers?

[A moment of quiet contemplation passes as Carl critically considers some question previously posed. Surviving anywhere that doesn't sport a healthy population of flesh eating, undead corpses hardly seems like survival at all. However, that stipulation doesn't come without its own cons to weigh against that one single pro.

He adjusts his hat and lets out a soft grunt.]

Dad might not be around, though. Or the others.

[The young boy — more a man by now, if we're being honest — understands that much. And yet, a moment later, he nods with certainty.]

But...I can do that. I can handle myself. You don't have to worry about me.

obeytherod

[Malik first:]

What makes you think I want to be in a horror "game"? I don't want to lose any of the people I've grown to like in The Campus any more than you do, you know. And the last thing I need is more interruptions coming between me and the Pharaoh.

You're just begging for excuses to bring my other half out. As if he hasn't caused enough trouble. Feh...you're both sadists.

[And then the Yami:]

Huhuhaha...if it means I get to come out more often, who am I to complain? I have no needs, only wants. Horror just means darkness and despair raining down upon those around me...it's almost too good to be true! Come on, I just want to see them squirm a little! Don't tease me~

[Just specify who you want to speak with~]

fieryvictor

If you weren't that sure about doing this then why did you spend the last thirty minutes hunting for icons?

[It is time for a facepalm.]

You were too easily enabled by your friend in the owl costume.

cartime

I know you haven't played anything in almost a year, but don't drag me into it. I got fucking dragged into enough. AND I got two crazy old white dudes to babysit. AND Lamar. AND my dog.

Just. Look, man. I'm GLAD things are boring. Robbing banks turned out good. We barely got out of it, but it was good. Damn good. But I ain't ready to to go to whatever crazy fuckin' places you got in mind.

And the username? Ha-ha. I slow down time when I drive, like that Max Payne guy with bullets. Bullet time. Car time. Yeah. I get it.

canadianpsycho

Or I could just put my fist in your gut and DRINK WHAT'S IN YOUR STOMACH WITH A STRAW AND A TIIIIII-NY PINK UMBRELLA.

jipangu

...It has been a long while since we've seen him outside of "that place", perhaps. But, isn't he most likely sleeping somewhere again, as usual... -- America-san, too. Even Turkey-san, among others -- Perhaps it is slightly more quiet without the latter two around, but England-san and Switzerland-san have returned, so it isn't that... [ "bad"? (He does like quiet.) ]

"That place" aside, I am uncertain if you should be hoping more of my acquaintances will arrive to "this place" when you consider the... current predicament you've helped to set up, for the both of us.

[ "Predicament?" ]

My apologies. Perhaps, you should focus on clearing your current tasks before beginning much else. Inspiration is good, but for it to be unmanaged, and for you to have few clear ideas...

[ While I agree with that, surely you don't also mean the predicament you've gotten yourself into--? ]

-- I am quite uncertain as to what you are implying, so I will choose to read the atmosphere and refrain from speaking.

borderlineagent

Really, mun? Was the name necessary?

How many times do I have to tell everyone, I'm not edging onto the other side. Sometimes rules just...have to be bent.

[Keep telling yourself that, Peter.]

Why are you even bothering with this? I'm busy, you're busy--you don't need anyone else in your head and frankly I'm not sure I want to be there.

[Harsh, Mr. White Collar. Harsh.]

Well, do you even have a plan? Or is this some game? You would have been better off with Neal or Mozzie in that case.

hiddenpup

...

[Just going to poke his head out and look around.]

W-where am I...?

[Being a five year old kid, Ame was more than confused by everything that was suddenly happening. He didn't really know what to think of it. He didn't really like it though.]

I... I-I don't want to be here. Can I go home to mommy, please?

boxcuttings

So you've finally let me out, huh? To your friends' eyes, that is! Not like keeping everyone in the dark would do you any good-- being hidden away is a lot more stuffy than you'd think!

[ a light chuckle, mocking with an 'i told you so' attitude. pretty aggravating, but that's the point. ]

Buuuut, don't take it like I'm complaining! [ snrk ] How about you get things done this time around? That is, if you're capable of it.

justcrywolf

Cute. You don't actually know what you're posting about, do you.

FYI: your nail polish looks like shit. Not an expert - but I don't think it's supposed to be that flaky.

Now, leave me the fuck alone.

2cool4guardian

Someone got her computer back, mmh? Delayed Merry Christmas to you too. Believe it or not, I got you something. You like lists, don't you? Here is one I wrote for you. "Things my mun needs to stop doing" by Jack Frost.

-Looking for a Bunny to join us in Asgard and complete the Guardian set. The apartment is already crowded enough. And drop the "Jack why so tsun" thing.
-Planning Jamie and Alice's wedding in your head every time you read their threads. You know they are kids, right? Just checking.
-Insisting Sandy and North need an eggnog-off. Human bodies in game, missy, it won't be as funny as it would be at home.
-AUing me for the sake of shipping. I don't have my powers in the game, do you really need to take them away everywhere else too? No, we aren't talking about the one where I do keep them. That's the worst of all of them.
-Asking me to try to imitate my other voices because you, and I'm quoting here, fell in love with them. I already am cute, no need to get Finnish or French for that.
-Answering "at least it's not winter" to everyone around you that complains about the heat. That's just wrong.

...huh? If I'm done yet? Nope, but try and fall asleep on me and I'll ask Sandy to deliver the rest of the list to you in dreams.

tessanne

I think now is a good time for a break. Will hasn't been around since before Christmas, and I'm just not the same without him. And I know you're getting sick and tired of me kvetching. I probably would be too.

Plus, with Andrew going through all the stuff he's going through, I probably should spend some time with him. Help him through it, and work on our relationship, too. That's the kind of stuff you do privately.

Don't worry, I'll be back. I wouldn't leave you or any of my friends. But I think it's probably best for everybody if I just check out for a little bit. Then you can go do other things, and I can be all schmaltzy on my own time. It'll all work out, I promise!

Current Mood: hopeful

a_bigger_stick

One word. Failure. Here's another word - disaster.

You are neither cunning enough nor clever enough to deal with the likes of me. You can't even take care of yourself. Measles? Who gets measles? You should have taken necessary precautionary methods. Again, Failure!

Mundane? Mun? Please. My tongue is far more advanced for such lowly terms. You need more sophistication, same with your laptop. Is that a quad-core? It IS a quad-core, what an utter shame. Everything in it needs an upgrade, just the same way that everything in your house needs an upgrade. Not even your doors are automatic. Is this the Stone Age or a far more prehistoric time?

le_sergent

I must say, monsieur, your nervousness worries me. You do not think your skills are adequate? Well! I am nearly inclined to agree.

I should hope that your accomplice, that woman who would claim the right to portray my wife, will be able to procure a better set of these...icons than you have thus far. I am grateful, at least, that you do not call me by that name which you had originally intended. "Not Borat," indeed! As if that were all that needed to be said! As if I have not had enough scorn and misery heaped upon me! But you were wiser than this. Very good, monsieur, very good!

[Thenardier stands straight and grasps the lapels of his uniform.]

This name far better befits a man of my character and position, would you not agree?

iliveforthisshit

Okay, already you are slacking. Memes to do, people to see. You know I can't just sit still.

Get a move on, or let me go do something fun.

doctorforeveralone

( spoilers! )

prideinthefall

I'm not one to use the term 'hate' lightly, but you I think now qualify.

[ Put the sword down Sephiroth. ]

no78921

Darling mun. How I wish you'd find me some more games to be into. Saints Row is nice. I do enjoy it. Team Fortress is my love, and then of course World of Warcraft. But please, I need to play more games than just this in your novel if you wish to consider me a "gamer." Please look through Steam some for me. Please.

gotastic

Hey, Miss Mun, please don't be sad!

Sure, I miss you too, but you're real busy and everything and I guess I can wait here in your head until you've got more time. Really, I can play with Big Trunks and Gohan, too. Don't rush to try to find me a game or anything. I'm learning to be more, um, patient. So yeah! It'll be a-okay. You'll see.

you_dont_work_alone

( Spoilers! Naturally. )

shining_beacon

I appreciate the gesture, but I'm going to be quite frank with you.

I don't think you're ready. There is very little known about me, my skills and tactics are very much shrouded in mystery, and even what you intend to have fill in the blanks as far as what I can do is theoretical at best.

To be honest, I prefer it that way. [A pause as his mun says something in response.] Very true. Knowledge can only take you so far, however, without knowledge it cannot take you that far to begin with. Knowledge is the stepping stone upon which talent is launched. One cannot thrive without the other.

Do not forget that, and do not forget that I have achieved my station for good reason.

mouth_breather

You're watching it again? I know you said you were feeling rusty, but you got four hours of sleep last night, and you're nodding.

Right there, I saw that.

[Don't think he didn't.]

Just the same, it's appreciated. Now that I've got my first officer back, you'd better believe I'm going to make myself known in that place. Maybe we can't get back to the Enterprise, but this is an unexplored planet.

I want to know what's beyond those barriers.

See if you can't get Bones and Dr. Marcus onboard, Uhuru and Scotty too. The more of my crew you can dig up for this, the better.

fearsdaughter

"We're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens" is not a proper explanation for anything.

...Though I do agree that the timeline is convoluted and terribly managed.

jimfromit

( Spoilers for The Empty Hearse )

I think we have issues.

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