Voice Testing

[a_bigger_stick]

One word. Failure. Here's another word - disaster.

You are neither cunning enough nor clever enough to deal with the likes of me. You can't even take care of yourself. Measles? Who gets measles? You should have taken necessary precautionary methods. Again, Failure!

Mundane? Mun? Please. My tongue is far more advanced for such lowly terms. You need more sophistication, same with your laptop. Is that a quad-core? It IS a quad-core, what an utter shame. Everything in it needs an upgrade, just the same way that everything in your house needs an upgrade. Not even your doors are automatic. Is this the Stone Age or a far more prehistoric time?

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[tricksterofasgard]

And to think your mundane was considering to pick up my dull brother instead of you... But I think this might be just as entertaining.

[He sounds amused. Very amused.]

Maybe moreso even. I bid you welcome in this realm.

[a_bigger_stick]

Obviously, I'm a thousand times better.

[Yet, he's very wary.]

Of course you'd welcome me. Who wouldn't welcome me. But what's in it for you?

[tricksterofasgard]

You sure are easier to get rid of~

[Note the fairly happy tone to his voice. Really. If he wanted to, he could just outlive any human. But his brother will also live on for millenia to come. It's a pest, really.]

Entertainment. That is the only reason I am even here.

[a_bigger_stick]

[Gives a sarcastic chuckle before rolling his eyes.] And yet you failed to get rid of me. Is that an insult to you or a compliment to your brother?

[Demigods, such blatant cheaters.]

Entertainment? Is your world that boring that you have to visit me to be entertained? You flatter me greatly.

[tricksterofasgard]

Who said that I earnestly tried to get rid of you just yet? You mortals always fail to see the greater picture...

[Loki is the cheater among cheaters. Never forget about that~]

Also, you are, by far, not the only one here. The individuals here merely prove to be fairly entertaining.

[Aaand... He sometimes gets to see his mother. And even managed to have a conversation with his brother just recently...]

[a_bigger_stick]

Greater picture. Let's recap. You came in, waved your magic glow stick of destiny, launched your army and lost. Can you remind me what I'm missing here?

[Most cunning certainly.]

Rather, your place ultimately... SUCKS. No need to be humble about that.

[Poor Loki. Good thing Stark has no family.]

[britainshero]

With respect not every one can afford those sorts of things, Mr Stark. Besides, I'm sure even you've been ill at some point.

[a_bigger_stick]

Thus I do not know why I am paired with someone who does not understand the lifestyle.

And I'm sure you've heard of vaccines. Incidence decreased, optimal.

[britainshero]

Opposites attract, I suppose. My mun and yours would not be too disimilar in that regard.

Measles can be quite tricky things to always vaccinate though.

[a_bigger_stick]

Which I don't understand. The pairing is simply not feasible.

Quarantine and appropriate health care and measures. Its surprising that these things still exist considering the taxes taken from us. [Most especially him.]

[split_metal]

Mine's using her Nintendo 3DS to RP. Get used to mundane technology from the muns.

[a_bigger_stick]

That pathetic console. I applaud Japan for many things, but I'm afraid their tech is 100 steps behind from ours.

[Then he notices whom he's talking to.] Looking sharp!

[split_metal]

I know. It's agony, living in her headspace.

Likewise. Always good to see a fellow Stark. You know Mom's around here sometimes?

[a_bigger_stick]

I feel for you.

We make any place a better one. [Recap] Mother is here? OUR MOTHER?

[split_metal]

Yeah. Mom shows up whenever a new Tony pops up. Give a day, tops. She misses me. You. Us. Shit, this is a grammar nightmare.

[erfingi]

The mundanes do not care what we think of them "playing" us. They are the puppet masters and try as we might, we are the puppet. If you're unable to manipulate their fingers you will just have to live with the knowledge that you are a weak willed mortal with no say in even your most basic activities.

[he smirks]

As for the level of technology. I was under the impression that mortals never quite crawled out of the Stone Age. Do prove me wrong.

[a_bigger_stick]

Wait, so are you telling me that the great diva was actually tamed by a human?

[Sarcastic chuckle]

Haha, you see that's where your wrong. Come by the Stark tower and let me show.. oh wait you already saw it and tried and failed to level it.

[erfingi]

Tamed is not the correct term. [he grimaces] Leashed would be more appropriate.

I was not attempting to level it. If I was attempting to level your pathetic tower I would have.

[a_bigger_stick]

And that term just sounds kinky.

Is that a bitter tone I hear?

[erfingi]

Contrary to your belief, Stark, the universe does not revolve around sex.

Take the tone as you will, it's unlikely that my words on the matter will actually change your opinion.

[oddly_matched]

Tony! [Maria brightens up immediately, and looks him over with pride in her eyes.] Oh, look how handsome you turned out. It's so good to see you, sweetie.

[a_bigger_stick]

[The other him had already warned Tony about the possibility. He was ready for the encounter. And yet, the reality was different from the theoretical scenario he had set for himself.

Almost like a boy going through puberty, his voice chokes.] M-mother?

[oddly_matched]

Yeah. I know, it's a bit of a shock. Even I'm not sure how I got here... I guess it's just how this place works. But it doesn't matter - it's so good to see you again.

[You're getting hugged now. She still smells like her old coconut shampoo and cocoa butter lotion. The difference is that now, he's taller than her, so she doesn't have to reach that far to wrap her arms around him.]

Sorry, was down with measles.

[a_bigger_stick]

[Where is Jarvis when he needs a cross-examination done. He fears he might just be loosing it.] Curious thing, this place.

[And now there's the familiar hug that was lost to him for so long now. Her scent, her warmth, her looks - This was one of the rare moments when Tony Stark was absolutely speechless.] Mother?

Oh, wow. Are you okay? D:

[oddly_matched]

It's me, Tone. [She falls back to his old nickname easily, despite him being grown up now. It's just so nice to slip into the role she'd lived in before; his mother, his best friend, the woman who watched her son make a toaster out of things in his room when he was three because he was bored.

God, it was good to see him again.]

Are you okay? How've you been?