Because somebody hasn't shut up since the new episode aired.

[jimfromit]

Do pick up your jaw off the ground you silly thing ... that look is so undignified.

Besides it was only a tiny little imaginary kiss. The product of a silly little fangirl created for her sad little friends and that washed up policeman ... ah of course. Like minds and all that.

But it did look fun didn't it? A glimpse into what could have been if he hadn't gone and spoiled it all.

[Sighing.]

Ah well. 

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[cleanshavendr]

Can no one stay dead around here?

[Sherlock Not being dead he's just about dealing with but Irene and now Moriarty too? Now he wants to be dead]

[jimfromit]

Oh haven't you heard? Being dead is sooo 2012 Johnny.

[He's missed you man.]

[cleanshavendr]

[Surprisingly he hasn't missed you quite so much.]

Right. Well I wish someone had told me that sooner. Then I would have just...stayed away from this place altogether.

[jimfromit]

[Spoilsport.]

Don't kid yourself love ... you've a bit of a thing for trouble.

That's why you followed him onto that train car after all.

[cleanshavendr]

A thing for...

[Take a couple of deep breaths, John. I know you want to punch him just like you've already punched Sherlock quite a few times but try and control yourself.]

I went onto that train car with him because people were going to die if we didn't. Not that that's a concept I'd expect you to understand.

[jimfromit]

Heroism? Nah not for me.

All that rushing around trying to prove something to the world ... it's so one dimensional and dull.

[cleanshavendr]

No shit.

[The phrase 'no shit, sherlock' is apt here but...no.]

Yeah. Right. Well, you wouldn't be the person you are if you thought any other way, would you? One dimensional, maybe but that's the way I like it.

[jimfromit]

Now that just makes me sad.

Almost as sad when I think of your choice of facial hair.

[cleanshavendr]

Really? I didn't think you cared.

[Yes, that was sarcasm. And his face immediately changes to frustration as the mustache is mentioned yet again. Not that it matters what Moriarty thinks.]

Did no one like it? Honestly, if I'd been told that, I wouldn't have kept it for so long.

[jimfromit]

Come now .. I refuse to believe nobody used the words "aging porn star" in conversation with you during the entire time you had it.

[herrin]

No. Apparently not.

[in_my_mind_palace]

Investing in delusions?

[ sheriarty thou.]

Death has done a number on your intelligence.

[jimfromit]

Oh don't deny it made you a little tingly as well.

You'd be insulting both of us.

[in_my_mind_palace]

If by tingly you mean verging on repulsed; then yes I would be insulting us both to deny it.

[jimfromit]

... Be still my breaking heart.

[Just this face ... forever.]

[in_my_mind_palace]

[He smirks, with a slight chuckle.]

I thought you and I were without those. It's hard to break something neither of us has.

[jimfromit]

Maybe death has mellowed me somewhat? You never know stranger things have happened.

Johnny's facial hair for example.

[in_my_mind_palace]

You wouldn't allow it.

[And Sherlock would be disappointed if happened.]

It ages him. [Slight amusement. John you look like an old man.] I'm surprised it took my word to rid of it.

[jimfromit]

Good boy.

[And this Sherlock is why he enjoys these conversations with you.]

Well we all know how much he depends on you. Every pet needs a master to guide it after all.

[in_my_mind_palace]

Yes I suppose you're right.

[John depends on Sherlock as much as Sherlock depends on John, but the pet part however;]

I've never been much with pets. The last I had ended up dead on the roof top of St. Bart's. It's shame, really. I meant to give him a new home behind bars.

I hear those blokes get three meals a day and a bed. Cement isn't all that comfortable, I'd imagine.

[icemancometh]

What a... pleasant person your mundane must be.

[jimfromit]

You have no idea.

Still we all have our burdens to bare. You have your brother and I have to live in the headspace of this ridiculous human being.

How do we cope my dear Mycroft? How do we cope?

[lovessociopaths]

[Molly is just...going to stare at you and not say anything. Which is of course pretty rude but it's not like she expected to see you around here any time soon. Or at all she'd hoped. Oh well, people can't get everything they want, can they?

As for the imaginary kiss part. It seems that's one thing that Jim and Molly have in common.]

[jimfromit]

Cat got your tongue dear?

[lovessociopaths]

(Don't freak out, Molly. It's fine. Everything's fine...She clears her throat a little, shaking her head.)

No, I...I'm just...surprised to see you around that's all.

[jimfromit]

Why? Did you miss me?

[ Keep telling yourself that Molly.]

[lovessociopaths]

No...not quite. In fact, I've been trying to forget about you.

[She's just glad she hasn't spotted Tom around here yet. Yes, they've had the ex boyfriend/girlfriend talks but she hasn't exactly told him everything there was to know about her 'ex' Jim.]

[herrin]

I had always wondered.

[jimfromit]

Well you always were a curious little kitten weren't you love?

[herrin]

Oh, yes. And you know what they say - curiosity killed the cat.

[jimfromit]

Hmmm I think that's because it's owner got careless.

[herrin]

I wouldn't say that.

[jimfromit]

And what would you say?

[herrin]

I came much closer than you.