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One would think he was alergic to lists...

Someone got her computer back, mmh? Delayed Merry Christmas to you too. Believe it or not, I got you something. You like lists, don't you? Here is one I wrote for you. "Things my mun needs to stop doing" by Jack Frost.

-Looking for a Bunny to join us in Asgard and complete the Guardian set. The apartment is already crowded enough. And drop the "Jack why so tsun" thing.
-Planning Jamie and Alice's wedding in your head every time you read their threads. You know they are kids, right? Just checking.
-Insisting Sandy and North need an eggnog-off. Human bodies in game, missy, it won't be as funny as it would be at home.
-AUing me for the sake of shipping. I don't have my powers in the game, do you really need to take them away everywhere else too? No, we aren't talking about the one where I do keep them. That's the worst of all of them.
-Asking me to try to imitate my other voices because you, and I'm quoting here, fell in love with them. I already am cute, no need to get Finnish or French for that.
-Answering "at least it's not winter" to everyone around you that complains about the heat. That's just wrong.

...huh? If I'm done yet? Nope, but try and fall asleep on me and I'll ask Sandy to deliver the rest of the list to you in dreams.

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Every time?

[Brb, facepalming.]

...you weren't supposed to see that.

[Plz Jack. He's still at the girls are okay as friends but not married stage.]

Then you shouldn't have put it on your list.

[Good. Now please stay in that stage forever.]

Or maybe you shouldn't have read it!

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Please! Human bodies no trouble! You know how many bottles I have drank in my time? Was human once as well and it will make no difference.

Is that your way of saying you also want us to make vodka? Just... pass out anywhere that isn't in front of Jamie?

Vodka? Please! Would not pass out. This? Made of steel! Much more than eggnog to take down. [Believing it till he crashes on the couch, this one.]

[Jack wants to scowl, he really does, but he's too amused now. So have a playful eyeroll instead.]

If you break the couch, you make a new one, big guy. Can I at least save Tooth from this or is it too late?

Ehh. Would not be too much challenge. [Dismissive tone is a-go. But would you really want this guy to redesign a new couch?] Hmm. I don't know Jack. You may be too busy with Jamie to save Tooth. Tell me -- Is Alice having white dress for wedding bells or new style?

[As long as he can sleep on it, he doesn't care too much about design. The comment on Alice's dress makes him throw his head back and groan.]

Pleeeeeease don't encourage her! Why can't you guys wait until they grow up before going there?

[You will when it's large, red and jingles every time you sit down. North is also WAY too amused at your reaction Jack, sorry.]

I am not one bringing it up Jack. Jamie and Alice seem quite shocked, yes? [A chuckle and a shrug.] Getting ready then! Those two are quite close. Older brother should play a part in decision-making. Mun is suggesting white and blue roses.

[And you know what, the mun is even starting to think North's enjoying himself too much. So North's getting shocked when something else is getting attached to his bragging.]

Wait. What is she--?!

WHAT?! I WILL NOT!!

Older brother isn't playing any part in this.

[They aren't the right age to marry yet. And when they reach that age, they won't see him anymore. Jack already knows how this works, alright.

But whatever else Jack has to add, it gets forgotten when he sees that picture. -be right back, laughing his ass off now.]

You will say that? Really? I take it back, we totally need a Bunny in game.

[You never know. They might end up turning into that sweet old couple who tells great stories to the children and acts really weird around the holidays. Rare but possible.]

I will not! She knows this! They are just eggs. We will find Bunny without dramatics.

[The only one being dramatic right now is North. Apparently, whatever lesson he learned while helping with Easter has already gone flying out the window ugh.]

[It doesn't matter because they won't see him, ok? Now drop it and let Jack enjoy his brooding about children growing up.

And yeah, that... only makes Jack laugh harder. Oops.]

Nooope, too late, I'm remembering this for the future. Please, you looove dramatics, Mister Oath And Music.

[Does North have to actually force Jack to sit down and give another dreaded "feelings" talk? He'll do it you know. Jamie and Alice still love you Jack.

But yes, North is not finding any part of this humorous. (Which is everyone's cue to keep laughing. Eh. North will get over it eventually). Dramatics are awesome when it's on his side damn it.]

Oath is different! I tell her millions of time - Of course, Christmas is better! Do you see people in Asgard lining up for candy and eggs?! No! Bunny will show face and we will settle things once and for all!

[Spoilers: Lies~. These two will never stop arguing about it. And geez, this guy is being adamant about this. What if it was a choice between Bunny showing up and not showing up North?]

[No, no, he's had enough bonding for a while. Don't mess with his believers, he already has enough issues with that.

And yes, Jack just keeps laughing. This is too good. Where is the popcorn?]

I don't see them lining up for candy and eggs because there Easter hasn't hit Asgard. But who knows, if he shows up, he may give you a run for your money. After all, people don't know about Christmas, but who doesn't like candy?

[You know Jack is way too amuse by the current situation if he's defending Bunny, yup.]

[Fine. You win for now. But only because North has a feeling this will come up later again.

Traitor. North firmly believes Jack you should be on father figure's side of the argument, not the rabbit's. And not laughing, definitely not laughing. North's side is obviously the winning side after all.]

Please! Even if Easter does show up, would not be as grand a celebration as Christmas! I offer candy as well - candy canes, treats in stockings. But is that all? Ha! Takes far longer for me to prepare with full range of gifts!

...You two are suddenly friendly.

[Is a grown man pouting? Yes. Yes North is. And North, you don't deal with "perishables" so of course you start working on the gifts early.]

[This is Alice.

This is Alice blushing so deeply her ears are red.]

[And this is Jack sighing like there's no tomorrow.]

Sorry, kiddo. Can you... forget about that part? Please?

I ah... forgetting is... perhaps the best....

[And now he feels bad. :(]

...you aren't upset, are you?

Why? You didn't think it, and your mun isn't the only one. [She makes an idle gesture at her own writer.]

That doesn't mean it doesn't bother you. [Is he a bad Big Bro?]

It doesn't. [She's blushing a little deeper now, if that's possible.]

Hey, at least you have cast members floating around. Trying to pick up a Toothless or my dad is like trying to draw blood from stone.

[Though he will join you in the AU grumbling, Jack.]

Oh please, my people are going away. We'll get a rush of yours when the new movie comes out, including too many of yourself. I doubt you'll ever match the Jackpocalypse, but the point still stands.

[He'd appreciate that. Just don't let the kids hear what the PSLs are about.]

You say that like it's a bad thing. [Eyerolling at the Jackpocalypse, eyerolling especially since his mun was part of it.] New movie, third season, the last book. You think there'd be more around, sure.

[His lips are sealed. The mun's taking a small break anyway.]

It's not like she hasn't had a new journal for older me since July.

I didn't mean it as a bad thing. Just... proving a point. [Eyeroll all you want, mister, you know he is right.] My mun saw your cousin alone in a game, does that count? And since when do they care about the books?

That account probably were her hormones reacting to your braids. [He chuckles.] Alright, alright, wanna know a secret? My mun has someone in mind from your canon, but she doesn't know where to start with his voice.

[Humph. Though he is surprised to hear about Snotlout. That's the second time he's heard of one.]

True. Half my fandom doesn't even know the books exist.

[That comment about his mun's hormones makes him roll his eyes again, but he blinks.]

Seriously? [A small smile.] Well you know we'll both help out.

My mun is going through them now if that makes you feel any better. But hey, see it this way, your books don't make your worst enemy look like an innocent baby to the fans. There's pros to this, I swear.

[Sometimes less attention IS good after all.]

Yup, she's been keeping it to herself because of doubts. She's getting summer vacations soon and she plans to marathon your series, so maybe that will help her decide, but I think the whole thing with the bone dragon already got her. Also she says thanks.

Ha! How many days did it take you to write all that down? I didn't think you had the focus for lists.

He's been working on that list for months. This is probably the first time he's written it down though.

HEY! Whose side are you in?

I'm not on anyone's side. This is like a snowball fight.

[Free-for-all.]

You're supposed to be in my team for snowball fights.

I don't need to focus when my mun is throwing all that at my face 24/7.

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If by "not funny" you mean "awesome and needs to happen now," then yes Jack I agree with you :D

I agree. Jack, on the other hand, isn't gonna take care of their puke

Isn't that what family is for though?

His oath doesn't cover the guarding of drunk father figures

Hey. You'd be protecting them FROM drunk father figures.

Can't we just avoid the whole DRUNK part of the father figure

That would be missing the fun. Aren't you all about fun Jack?! And I am not sorry for this XD

omg I'm dying

The tables have turned North~

Jack wants to tahnk you for the bottom of his very cold and dead heart

Save the thanks for when I actually force him to say it. You know you want to hear it too Jack,

Want to? He'll RECORD it.

It would be wonderful Jack~. Stuttering and pulling teeth the whole way.

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/threadjacking

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