canon is Grand Theft Auto

[cartime]

I know you haven't played anything in almost a year, but don't drag me into it. I got fucking dragged into enough. AND I got two crazy old white dudes to babysit. AND Lamar. AND my dog.

Just. Look, man. I'm GLAD things are boring. Robbing banks turned out good. We barely got out of it, but it was good. Damn good. But I ain't ready to to go to whatever crazy fuckin' places you got in mind.

And the username? Ha-ha. I slow down time when I drive, like that Max Payne guy with bullets. Bullet time. Car time. Yeah. I get it.

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[knaving]

D'you really think it's a good idea to talkin' about robbery in public, mate?

[cartime]

Normally, no. But this is supposed to be some kind of interdimensional mindfuck, right? From what I can tell, I'm not in Kansas anymore.

That and apparently talking about bank robbing "make the post interesting".

[knaving]

That's about the jist of it.

Oh, of course. The need to be interesting is important above all else, isn't it?

[cartime]

[Frank snorts a short laugh and shakes his head.] Yeah. Interesting.

[knaving]

That's the buzzword.

Have you got any interesting plans for all the loot you made off with?

[cartime]

I made a couple of investments, yeah. Figure that's smart.

[knaving]

Smart enough that it makes a man wonder what a bloke like you is doin' in the world of thievery.

[cartime]

Yeah, well. Long story short, shit happened.

[knaving]

Wrong time, wrong place?

[cartime]

More like I got more than I volunteered for.

[knaving]

We all know that feelin', I reckon.

[cartime]

I reckon it too. My story turned out okay, though. So I got that.

[knaving]

Our stories ain't over til we die, mate.

[cartime]

I mean THAT story.

[knaving]

Not interested in a sequel then?

[cartime]

[He laughs.] Lemme relax for a while. Then I'll get back to you.

[knaving]

You may not have a chance for that. Sometimes things start writin' themselves before you're ready to take your role.

[cartime]

Look. I had enough of that already. It already happened to me and I need a fuckin' break.

[knaving]

Just tellin' you how things are, pal. Been in your situation plenty of times myself, y'know. Enough times to know things never go how you think they will.

[cartime]

I'm just saying I already know. You don't gotta tell me. Trust me, my whole fuckin' life's been like that.

[arach_nerd]

It shocks and amazes me how many people need to retake kindergarten lessons.

[cartime]

Who, the 'old white dudes'?

[arach_nerd]

You. Bank robbing kind of falls under the "don't take things that don't belong to you" lesson you should've learned by that point.

[cartime]

Oh. [PFFF franklin laughs lightly] This lecture. From a guy in a - what, that a latex suit?

Look, man. If you wanna go see some real kindergarten shit, you oughta give a speech to the drug dealers and gang-bangers in my old neighborhood.

[notahippie]

Sounds like you pulled off something pretty big lately, hm?

[cartime]

Something pretty like that, yeah. Happened after a long line of shit I didn't think I was gonna get dragged into when I started.

[notahippie]

Aren't those the best kinds of shenanigans?

[cartime]

[ehhhHH] If you say so, miss--uh?