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[to_theleft]

Oi! What the heck is taking you so long? You let me out to breathe for the first time in years, and now you're wasting time just 'looking for icons'?! Hurry up already! Some of us have better things to do than just sit around waiting, you know.

Geeze. If I'd known you were going to be this annoying, I'd have stayed asleep.

(If anything, you should be wasting time fixing my layout. Have you actually looked at that thing?)

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[sparklingby]

EVERYONE, STAND BACK. IT'S A DEMON, IT'S A SHARP-FANGED, MEAN-HEARTED DEMOOOOO -

[sparklingby]

...oh. Never mind. It's just a loud Hitachiin devil giving some poor person a great deal of trouble. How shameful, how shameful.

[to_theleft]

Boo, Tono. I wouldn't expect you to understand anyway. When was the last time you had to stay cooped up for so long with nothing to do?

[sparklingby]

Why, when Kuma-chan last wanted cuddly bonding time, of course.

[to_theleft]

You know he's a regular stuffed toy, right?

[totheright]

In her defense, we are the most good-looking twins on the planet. Your mun's probably having a hard time picking out the best icons from all the good ones.

[to_theleft]

That's no excuse! She does this every time, and in the end she just ends up using the same icon set over and over.

[totheright]

Oh. Well, that's lame. And boring.

Though at least you have a good range of expressions. My mun played me for a bit with, like, five icons. Unacceptable.

[to_theleft]

Five! What was she thinking?

[totheright]

That she could ~figure out what else she needed~ as she played me. Ridiculous, to be honest.

[to_theleft]

Well, it's not the worst technique. At least she was willing to expand.

[to_theleft]

KAORU!

Kyouya is telling me how horrible the place you're in is! I'll get the Cessna and come rescue you immediately! Don't let the locals eat you!

[steptotheleft]

[there's a shadowy looking young man looking on from on side... Or rather, there are two of them!]

... Hey, Leo, these guys have the same themed usernames as us...

[so spook]

[steptotheright]

[Two? No way, there's only-- no, wait, there's two.]

...Yeah, 'Leo... but can they groove like us, too...?

[very intrigue]

[to_theleft]

Gangsters!

[totheright]

Groovy gangsters! ((How shocking indeed.))

[to_theleft]

Do you think they know any party tricks?

[loli_shota]

Ne~! Your mun should help you find some cake. I want some cake. Can we have some cake?

[to_theleft]

I don't really think cake is going to help the situation, Hani-senpai.

[loli_shota]

[Hurt look.]


But cake always helps~

[to_theleft]

Then, how about you eat the cake, and I'll brainstorm solutions?

[loli_shota]

But I don't want to deprive Hika-chan of cake!

[to_theleft]

It's not really deprivation if I'm choosing it myself.

[loli_shota]

[Eyes widen]

Really?

I promise I'll leave you some icing..but I love the icing.

I promise I'll leave you some of the flowers...but I love those too.

[hostess]

Some people take icons very seriously.

[ She doesn't get it. :T ]

[to_theleft]

She's not taking it seriously at all! If anything, it's some sort of cruel punishment she's trying to deal out.

[to_theleft]

Even with all that time she wasted, she still hasn't even finished choosing them all.

[hostclubshadowking]

Just wait until you see what she has in store for you. You'll wish she just spent her time picking out icons.

[to_theleft]

She wants me to be a pirate. It's not the weirdest place she's ever looked at, so I think I'll be fine.

[hostclubshadowking]

Has she mentioned the "no running water" and "no staff" parts yet?

[to_theleft]

WHAT?! No deal, no deal! I want to quit!

[hostclubshadowking]

No products for skin or hair, no designer clothes, no cars, no access to our family's money.

[to_theleft]

Savages! How are we supposed to survive there?!? Are you a barbarian now, Kyouya-sempai?!

Are they all cannibals, too?! How does their economy work?! Is it survival of the strongest and everyone has to battle to death?!

[hostclubshadowking]

We're... [oh, god, this is painful for Kyouya to say] basically reduced to commoner status. Earning money through whatever means are available.

We will be starting a host and hostess club soon. To cater to the natives. They're the ones with money and time on their hands. Might as well use the skills we already have, but...

It's an adjustment.

[to_theleft]

[to_theleft]

You mean--

[to_theleft]

Actually work for a living?

[hostclubshadowking]

Mmhm.

[Yeah. He's not... happy about that. At all.]

[to_theleft]

How... horrible of them.

But--at least we can get a maid, right? Right? Or a five-star chef? Even if we have to share one, I can put up with that.

[hostclubshadowking]

Let's put it this way: I've been doing the cooking because no one else can either.

[to_theleft]

You can cook?

[hostclubshadowking]

No.

It's edible, but it's not good.

[to_theleft]

I bet it looks good and tastes like disappointment; just like how Tono makes everyone feel.

[hostclubshadowking]

Very cool.

There's no central heating.

[to_theleft]

My mun misfired and broke this entire thread.

[hostclubshadowking]

Mine's at fault just as much. Over-eager creature.

[to_theleft]

They're all idiots. Can't even comment properly on a website - I don't even know what mine thinks she's doing any more.

Well, no matter how horrible the place is, at least it'll be entertaining - right?

[hostclubshadowking]

"Entertaining" is one word for it. It's certainly never dull.

And at least you won't be alone.

[to_theleft]

Yeah... I can't even imagine how Kaoru put up with it for so long.