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dear_mun2014-01-02 10:59 am
sherlocklives) wrote in dear_mun2014-01-02 10:59 am
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Adding more to the spoilers bandwagon.
[He groans, and rolls his eyes.] Honestly, why people were even so interested in how I did it just proves they're lives are boring in itself. Phillip and his little 'fanclub.' It was quite... flattering, I suppose, if I cared for that sort of thing.
[Oh but Sherlock, you really do.]
Shut it.
Although, it was rather satisfying to best my brother so many times. He's a terribly lonely man, he really is. I do hope he finds a goldfish of his very own. It was quite good of him to spend some quality time with our parents, of course. I'm sure he enjoyed the play more than he's letting on.
I'm not going to tell you what I saw in Tom. I'm sure he and Molly will be very happy together. [Cue big, fake smile here.]
Of course I wasn't going to let the bomb go off. There was plenty of time to turn the off switch. How else would I get John to say such lovely things about me? Really, it was quite brilliant, if I do say so myself. Mary is... well, she's not nearly as intolerable as the other women he's dated. [He's not letting on that he likes her, too, of course. There's something about her he hasn't quite figured out yet, and he really does hate not knowing everything. But there will be plenty of time to get to know her better before the wedding, of course.]
Yes, the wedding. That had better be a very good murder, or else the entire thing will be utterly boring.
[Oh but Sherlock, you really do.]
Shut it.
Although, it was rather satisfying to best my brother so many times. He's a terribly lonely man, he really is. I do hope he finds a goldfish of his very own. It was quite good of him to spend some quality time with our parents, of course. I'm sure he enjoyed the play more than he's letting on.
I'm not going to tell you what I saw in Tom. I'm sure he and Molly will be very happy together. [Cue big, fake smile here.]
Of course I wasn't going to let the bomb go off. There was plenty of time to turn the off switch. How else would I get John to say such lovely things about me? Really, it was quite brilliant, if I do say so myself. Mary is... well, she's not nearly as intolerable as the other women he's dated. [He's not letting on that he likes her, too, of course. There's something about her he hasn't quite figured out yet, and he really does hate not knowing everything. But there will be plenty of time to get to know her better before the wedding, of course.]
Yes, the wedding. That had better be a very good murder, or else the entire thing will be utterly boring.