yourslaveNow, I'm not saying it's not necessarily accurate, but there are certain conditions that this username demands, and the last time I checked, you weren't fulfilling any of them, mundane. Fear me, love me, and do as I say. Unfortunately for you, near the opposite seems to be happening. You expect me to do what you say. Is everything I've done for you already truly not enough? Humans are ungrateful creatures, aren't they?
But now, Mundane, how shall I ever be able to be myself if reined in like this? My goblins are waiting, and there's a child that's nearly mine to be getting back to. So let me go - you wouldn't want a new goblin in the world without its king there to guide it, would you?