dear_mun | Sep. 21st, 2013

Sep. 21st, 2013

You missed the deadline by a great deal. You let down people.

[Shakes his head]

Go to bed. You have things to do.

Hey, so, captain obvious.

Busting me out before the holidays, right? Getting some pre-pumpkin and cinnamon airtime in before the elves move into your brain for the season?

Uh-huh. Yeah, sure, I see how it is.

You know, you really need to rethink the sudden uptake of the ten billion voices up here, and maybe ship me off to---I dunno, somewhere colder. Colder than here at least. Near the equator is sort of pushing it, but you knew that.

ikilledthemoonjohn

KILL HIM!

KIIIIIIIIIIILL HIM, I SAY!

chancefurlong

Well this is just great. Who did you think would recognize me anyway? At least someone around here has things right with a tag. Still, no wingcat, and then I have to deal with a bunch of mad cats. Scratch that, they probably think I'm the crazy one.

At least I've got the TurboKat.
And no Commander Feral in sight.

neurals

I - I don't -

Please, I'm miserable like this. Why this version of me anyway?

Just.

[ She shuts her eyes tightly. ]

Why do you even care?

reramakiri

It's not exactly my fault your human technology fails on you, and instead of complaining about losing parts of the application, get down to working on rewriting it, if you're so serious about this.

supremebureaucraticadmin

Good morning Mun!

I am Joo Dee. But you already knew that didn't you?

It is an honor to serve you, as former Supreme Bureaucratic Administrator of Ba Sing Se I boast an extensive record of providing loyal and dependable service for as long as I can remember.

I am sure there are plenty of games that can find a way to make use of my services.

If there's anything at all I can do for you, please do not hesitate to ask.

sing_cottonbird

[Congrats, you lucky [or should one say, unfortunate?] person. Your head feels warmer than usual, but it's not a hat.

There's now a blue and white Swablu as your make-shift head covering, and I do say, it looks like he's there to stay... well, at least for a short nap anyway.]

...S-Swaaaa~

[Hope you don't mind the sweet sounds of cottonbird snoring; it sounds a lot like short bursts of whistling to normal people and creatures, but surely some others could easily understand his chirps.]

...Want to play~ ...but where to go~?

elementofpeanutbutter

Well of course, what is there to regret?

Perhaps the only regrettable thing is that you are too cheap to afford "The Great and Powerful Trixie" the icon space she so richly deserves.

And I don't see why you are so insistent on Trixie being stuck in this awkward shape. Where is Trixie's beautiful horn? Why is her most perfect muzzle so small now?

You have much to live up to mun, if you wish to curry favor with Trixie!

You can start by providing me with more of these Peanut Butter Crackers.

sturmbahnfuhrer

My, is this it then? I knew you and I would never be parted for too long, boy. We are simply too familiar with each other, you and I, for me to really go away! You have had quite the habit of sending me to horror games, especially ones that take place in the "past", haven't you? Do you think you could hope to break me in some way? Make me feel some form of unease at the repetition of time periods I've already seen go by?

I hope you've learned better than that by now!

Come. Let us march forward into our new battlefield as far as our feet might take us! Let us not hesitate, but go willingly to our new killing grounds! Whether it be a city or a desolate plain, a town or a hotel, the field does not matter! Whether it be against new foes, or old - and my, it would appear quite a few of the old shall be there! - let us never waver in our march. In the desolate beat our boots will make upon shattered and blood-drenched cobblestone.

Come on, boy. Let us go once more into the blood drenched night.

evilhandissues

The fact that you're looking forward to making me live through all of the things that you have planned speaks volumes for some kind of deep seeded personal problem that you have.

The fact that you're so excited about it says something else too. Something that does not bear repeating in polite company.

I'm willing to overlook all of that however. If you give me the one thing I want.

Come on, you can't drag me out of hell without giving me a shot at that Eurotrash piece of shit. [His smile is wide and just a little unhinged] Especially after what I had to do to get it.

...They promised.

skitterbait

[ Tom looks... amused. More amused than he should, probably. This just all seems so silly, after fighting for the survival of humanity for as long as he has. ]

I have to say, you could've picked a better time.

[ But the complaint is half-hearted. Give him a few minutes and he'll probably hate this 'headspace' mess as much as the next guy, but for now, he's stuck firmly between 'amused' and 'intrigued'.]

warriorsmind

You are playing a dangerous game 'Mun'. I am not to be taken lightly, you believe you can control me? I will destroy you. Don't you dare think about putting me in those 'memes.' You have been warned.

Current Mood: aggravated

flirtyengineer

Hey, mun.

So listen.

I know I've been a little bit gripe-y of recent. Which is I guess natural when you're brought out of retirement after 10 years. But I wanted you to know that despite that, despite how worried I am that this is all going to come crashing down on my head any second...

I'm happier than I've ever been. Things are actually better for me here than they were before. Work is going well, playoff baseball is happening, I might even be in love.

So thanks. Thanks for giving me another shot. I've got to admit that you were right, this was actually a good idea.

Current Mood: content

redsonic

"A little grouchy"? That's an understatement if I ever heard one.

What do you think you're doing, just dragging me away like this?! I've got half a mind to just knock you out right now!

[Provided he could actually see his mun, of course. That seems like a pretty significant barrier.]

You can't just take me away from my duties. Who knows what could be happening to the Emerald without me there?!

Besides, it's starting to get a little cramped in here, if you know what I mean. So why don't you just put me back where I belong and go play with all the other crazies you've got yourself busy with, huh? I've got some important things to take care of.

[You know, like that wellspring of cosmic power that's currently just sitting there unprotected? That's a pretty big deal.]

dustheiress

So, you couldn't find a handle for that child Ruby that you liked, so you settled for me instead. Do you have any idea how insulting that is? I am the most promising student that Beacon Academy has to offer. Why should I give you my voice, when you aren't even smart enough to realize that!

surpassedjupiter

I thought you said this wasn't really your thing--you should know it isn't really mine, either. Or maybe you need to run through the game again for a refresher? Better you than me, at any rate.

Still... It was getting pretty boring, not even having an account to my name. I guess I owe her thanks.

[Which isn't the same as actually thanking her.]

...Don't you have any work to do?

presa

I wouldn't advise it, not one bit.

[ What?! There's no shame in throwing you around some memes or tagging castmates. ]

You have work to do and I have work to do. As much as playing make-believe sounds, I'm less inclined to get involved since I keep running into them.

[ Sorry, Presa, but the Xillia reunion is going to keep on going. ]

Although, these 'ship' memes do seem interesting...

justspeed

H-hey, hey, hey! Don't go around showing people my face when I look like this! I'm skin and bones! A shell of my former self! I can't even fight properly with this body, and now you're teasing me about it... What's wrong with you, you ass?! Don't you have anything better to do than kick a man when he's down? Get a hobby or something, damnit, just leave me alone!

Why couldn't you play me back when I was in my prime? This isn't cool...

ed_emylove

:ED-E makes beeping sounds, looking about at the area:

...

:More chirps:

...

upyours

One demon infested shithole to another. Cool beans.

Mind giving me a heads up next time? I was kinda' busy with a few things, like, saving humanity comes to mind but hey. I guess playing dress up with a bunch of strangers takes priority.

Tell you what. I'll give 'em two days to give me my stuff back, then I'm going all out.

Actually, nah. Fuck it. I'm gonna go all out anyway. Seeya on the flip.

[whooaoooaohhhhhHHhh rook out]

jotunblooded

Why are you so surprised? Everything happened exactly as I planned it to. Odin's plans for me are well and truly ruined. If victory is impossible, sometimes smashing the game board is an acceptable alternative.

I am even back home at long last! Or at least until he decides that trading me away to my old masters for the good of Asgard is one way to be rid of me without upsetting moth- [Loki bites off the word and hastily corrects himself.] without upsetting the Queen unduly. I would live for a long while yet, if he did, after all.

And as for her... [Loki's jagged smile falters at the edges.] Well, in the end, she is only making things harder than they have to be. At least death would have been a proper end to it, making us free of each other for good and all. But she persists in her affections, all the same. I suppose it must be a hard habit to break, after all this time. Truly, Asgard is stronger for her. I know that. And...whatever happens in the days to come, I wish her well.

...he called me 'Laufeyson'. I would rather be no one's child at all. I killed Laufey by my own hands, for him, so I suppose that I am now. Please don't make that face. You're only making this harder than it has to be, too.

lie_ren

[Sighs.]

the_stupidhead

No. We are not doing this.

["But--"]

I am a patient man, but one thing I do not abide by is having my time wasted, and this most certainly qualifies. So, we are not doing this. Capisce?

["Okay, but--"]

Good day.

["B--"]

Good. Day.

naturalblondyouknow

Huh-- Oh-- Hi there, Mun. ... Wait, you chose me over Ren? Really?! [Ohmygooodddd]

I mean- Well! It's nice to meet you, Mun! I'm sure we'll make a great team! I don't think we've got anymore room on JNPR though... buuut I could always pull some strings and maybe--

What? Why are you laughing?! And what was that 'dork' comment for?

lovescaf_pow

[Abby is casual as can be, sipping her Caf-Pow and all smiles, conversing either with the denizens of Dear_mun on a whole or with her mun. Take it as you will.]

Can you imagine if McGee came back? Seriously I think his face would get so red a vessel would burst. Or Jimmy. That would be pretty hilarious.

[Sluuurp and then her free hand goes up!!]

Oh no- wait, wait, picture Gibbs here for a second. Atia would probably actually enjoy making him mad though. At least I wouldn't have to talk to pictures of him anymore?

rocksthemabel

Ain't ya got better things t'do than dealin' with me?
Ya could at least wait 'til all the icons are done...

Be patient and go worry 'bout my younger self. He's still gotta lot t'learn.

bohemian_rhapsody

It's quite a different ball game having me around instead of the dear detective, isn't it?

[Yes, but at least you have a better username than he does. Irene just smiles, tilting her head to the side.]

You just think you're so clever, don't you? Mr. Holmes hasn't worn off your mindscape. You're both so keen to impress a girl.

lustily

Oh, Munnie dear... Are you really so distressed about this?

Really, I appreciate you trying to get me some more action, but... if it isn't the player's cup of tea, there isn't much you can do, is there?

...Now, now, Munnie dear. Please don't worry. I'm sure there are more than two players for that character, right?

... even if one of the players is you.~

ohimesama

WHAT IS THIS?!

[ i think she's mad. ]

You just dump me for however long then think you can just toss me willy nilly into whatever games and memes you feel like? THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I don't want to be stuck in any of those stupid places you picked out!

...

YOU ALREADY APPED WHERE?!

[ Miku makes a noise akin to a kettle steaming. yep. she mad. ]

lightningwitch

Sugar - [ One hip cocks to the side, hand planted on her hips in those oh so conveniently fluttering bats. ] - are you sure you can handle me?

[ Her head tilts with that wickedly playful smile curving wide. ]

You're devious, but honey, you're no Sparda - Father or Sons.

laystation

MORON! Miscreant! Malicious... doer... person!

There's no way I'm going there! It's absolutely out of the question! So just forget it, right now! I mean it! I... I'll... uh...

Crap. How is it even possible for a girl to be this perverted? Are you in league with Vert? I mean, no offense, but you've got, like, half her cup size, so I don't really understand! Not that I want to understand, it's just—

[Too much information, Noire. Set the tsun meter down a few notches.]

Ugh. Even that creepy dude with the god complex was better than this. And what's with the username? When I said "at least take my station into account", that's not what I meant! Seriously, you're hopeless.

big_badass_hero

You really are a Bitch you know that? Update me to THAT point?

alwaysbeloved

Why does it surprise you? I knew you would come back to me eventually.

Just like Ritsuka. He won't be happy with that thing for long.

apocalypticduality

called iit.
next tiime you try two app me two 2omethiing, make 2ure that the people around arent goiing two diick you around yeah?
iit would 2ave everyone a lot of trouble.

thepeterpiper

What do you mean I'm probably the least know version of me? There's only one Peter, doesn't matter the time or place-

Because I'm not in green tights? That settles the whole matter, then. You're just plain mad. Not even the tree spirits dress like that.

speedandweight

Heh... So you've got a little crush on me, huh? Can't really say I blame ya, kid. The perfect body doesn't come around every day, and now you've got it all to yourself. Just be nice to me, 'kay? I can handle the rough stuff, but it ain't all I'm into.

Hey, calm down, I'm just teasin'. I prefer brunettes, anyway.

[Like Julia and Miguel?]

...I didn't say that. Keep your mind outta the gutter, kiddo.

bladefans

You would dare try to keep me here as your prisoner, Earthrealmer? I will not tolerate such dishonorable slights at your hand.

Release me at once!

nofury

The world watching even more of Fury's half-trained pet projects run around isn't something to be excited over. So the show starts in a few days. Stop trying to turn something into nothing. S.H.I.E.L.D hasn't change, you're just getting a closer look at what's been happening all along.

reramakiri

Good.

Though I do wonder how you missed it, as it was right there all the time. Sometimes I think you're completely blind, instead of just needing glasses.

loveandbeautyshock

Wasn't I fabulous?! Of course I was, you wouldn't expect anything less!

And of course everyone else was too! I was getting there, shush!

[Pause.] You can stop squealing about Mamoru-san, mun. I thought only Usagi-chan did that.

superkampfroboter

Yeah, we both know this isn't gonna end well. Go back to your chimera kid. Besides, I kind of like the whole free will shtick I've got going on.

...and what's with the username? You tryin' to be Wily, or what?

humanhero

'Was wonderin' when you'd brush off the old cobwebbers and let me do my hero-thing again, mun! Gotta say, it feels nice to be back.

...And uh....I know you're still upset with me about....what happened with me and FP. Which is cool, I get it. I messed up hardcore. ...But....I'll fix it somehow. I mean she's got the entire Fire Kingdom to run now, so it's gonna be pretty hard...but at least I know she's not upset with me anymore.

I just gotta tell the truth! Then maybe she'll wanna go out with me again..

But uh....'bout um.....that city. .....

I'm not goin' back, am I?

[...]

You just....better make sure I get to still see my friends from there, yeah?

I'll kick your butt if you don't.

chronograph

I really can't go anywhere, because I'll just start jumping to the past like whoa and there's no way that will ever work in a game, and you know it.

Specially if it is a game about time traveling. I think you need to rethink things, mun.

Or just drop them. Do drop the things, please. Right now.

No?

Very well, but I tried.

I think we have issues.

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