The result of randomly indulging.

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

Good morning Mun!

I am Joo Dee. But you already knew that didn't you?

It is an honor to serve you, as former Supreme Bureaucratic Administrator of Ba Sing Se I boast an extensive record of providing loyal and dependable service for as long as I can remember.

I am sure there are plenty of games that can find a way to make use of my services.

If there's anything at all I can do for you, please do not hesitate to ask.

Comments

[notbloodylikely]

Wow, you're a very helpful lady, ain't you? An' that is one heck of an impressive title!

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

I thank you for your considerate words. I was honored to serve as Supreme Bureaucratic Administrator. It is a position of great responsibility and importance where I was tasked with making sure that everything remained perfect and peaceful in Ba Sing Se.

[notbloodylikely]

Geeze! Everything?

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

Oh yes sir. Everything in Ba Sing Se must remain peaceful and in control so our people can live happy and free. There is no trouble to be had in Ba sing Se.

[notbloodylikely]

... Okay, well, I think I know a lady who needs a holiday. Maybe you should consider using this to take some time off, before you go using those skills of yours again.

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

That's very kind of you, but after I was relieved of my position as Supreme Bureaucratic Administrator I was sent on a vacation to Lake Laogai.

[notbloodylikely]

You can call me Feda if you like. Anyway, if you're properly unemployed it's tradition to slack off for a while anyway!

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

Oh no, I could not possibly.

[A polite chuckle]

I am happiest when I am seeing to every other little need that others need assistance with. Slacking off is helping no one.

[notbloodylikely]

Aww, c'mon! It always breaks my heart when beautiful women are formal with me! Consider it a little need that needs seeing to, if it'll make you happy.

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

Hmm...I am not entirely sure how I would go about seeing to that need though...I am terribly sorry.

[notbloodylikely]

Easy. Call me Feda first, then we'll see if we can find something pointless you'd enjoy. I'm in the business of that.

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

Of course Feda. I am happy to refer to you by whatever title you are most comfortable with.

I am curious to know more about your business.

[notbloodylikely]

Heh, that's better. What was yer name again? Cutie? [He gives a short laugh-his voice isn't too deep but his laugh is ridiculously so.]

Anyway, I'm a professional adventurer. Problem solver for hire, treasure hunter, bounty hunter. That sort of thing.

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

I am Joo Dee, thank you for asking Feda.

That lifestyle sounds very active and exciting. You must need some time to relax.

[notbloodylikely]

Sometimes I do. You thinking of suggestions, beautiful?

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

Oh, Ba Sing Se has a great many number of entertainments and recreational activities. Perhaps you'd like to take a luxurious dip in one of our spa bath houses?

[notbloodylikely]

...Actually, that sounds pretty good. That wouldn't happen to come with good company would it?

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

Of course! The charming locals of the cities upper rings are full of wonderful stories and polite conversation. Any number of them would make a fine partner to explore the bath with.

[Oblivious? Who can tell the way she smiles.]

[notbloodylikely]

[His entire subspecies of humanity is made up of weirdos. Her eternal Stepford Smile?

He thinks it's cute.]

Yeah? Can I make a request for one in particular?

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

Oh of course. I can submit a formal request to the object of your desire and do what I can to encourage them to join you.

[notbloodylikely]

...Okie dokie, hold on a second...

[Rule something of being an Adventurer; always carry a pen and a notepad.

He writes away then tears the page out, folding it in half to act as its own envelope and holds it out to her. It's addressed to Joo Dee. And in Chinese and everything!

Within;

'For the sweet lady, darling Joo Dee,
Immortal words I cannot provide,
For I am a poet of no note,
So in the words of a common man,
You are pretty and your smile is cute,
How about we get naked and bathe?

-Feda "Of The Compas" Gandamak'

He waits until she looks at him again so he can waggle an eyebrow like 'yeah I just wrote that and you just read it. That actually happened.'

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

[Her smile twitches and some rose floods her cheek]

Oh...well...I suppose if that is what you desire...

[notbloodylikely]

...Hot damn, ain't I just the luckiest man alive?

[He makes a small fist pump of victory.]

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

[A polite chuckle]

In Ba Sing Se, all our dreams can come true.

[notbloodylikely]

...Note to self, visit Ba Sing Se. Several times.

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

[Have a sigh.]

Decades later and you are still one of the creepiest people I've ever met. Right up there with Azula. You should be proud.

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

[stabby smile and bows politely]

Thank you Toph! I am very proud of being so useful to the wonderful city of Ba Sing Se as well as you and your friends. Is there anything I can help you with today?

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

[Yeah, Toph's going to just take a step back.]

How is telling us to stay in our little house and mind our own business when the Fire Nation is knocking on your front door being a "help"?

Augh... there's a reason I hated staying there...

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

[The smile wavers a little as that deep brainwashing wall takes a hit]

We all must work together to keep the peace in our beautiful city.

I'm sorry for your dissatisfaction in your stay. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?