Being slim is suffering

[justspeed]

H-hey, hey, hey! Don't go around showing people my face when I look like this! I'm skin and bones! A shell of my former self! I can't even fight properly with this body, and now you're teasing me about it... What's wrong with you, you ass?! Don't you have anything better to do than kick a man when he's down? Get a hobby or something, damnit, just leave me alone!

Why couldn't you play me back when I was in my prime? This isn't cool...