I regret nothing!

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Well of course, what is there to regret?

Perhaps the only regrettable thing is that you are too cheap to afford "The Great and Powerful Trixie" the icon space she so richly deserves.

And I don't see why you are so insistent on Trixie being stuck in this awkward shape. Where is Trixie's beautiful horn? Why is her most perfect muzzle so small now?

You have much to live up to mun, if you wish to curry favor with Trixie!

You can start by providing me with more of these Peanut Butter Crackers.

Comments

[bestofthebest]

The username's really funny, but...are peanut butter crackers that good?

(Yes, yes they are.)

[elementofpeanutbutter]

You have no idea.

[Produces a package out of thin air. It's like maaaaagic~]

Here, The Great and Powerful Trixie bestows upon you a gift from the heavens.

[bestofthebest]

Ha, thanks Trixie.

(Ooh, it's more than just good! It's great from just the first bite and more!.)

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Yes! Haha! You see don't you? As that salty creamy crunch dances across your tongue you too know the joys of Trixie's new trademark treat!

[bestofthebest]

Hehe, yeah I do! Guess there's some cool things about human food we should get used to, huh?

Any other awesome things you've found besides peanut butter crackers?

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Fingers are of particular interest to Trixie, as are the colors Fluttershy has painted her nails.

Trixie has much more to explore however. But heed this warning that in time Trixie will become the greatest most powerful human of all!

[bestofthebest]

...She painted them pink, didn't she? (Nothing against the color, just one Rainbow figures Fluttershy would use on herself.) The fingers are real easy to get used to, and so are the...thumbs?

Hehehe, the greatest, most powerful human of all?!

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Of course! If Trixie is stuck as a human she will adapt.

...speaking of adapting. Apparently Trixie is losing her magic. But Fluttershy was allowed to keep her wings. This is irritating to Trixie.

[bestofthebest]

...Ehehe, yeah; that's what it's like at the game Fluttershy's at. I'm trying to get my mun to take me there but I'm also having a blast at the one I'm in now too! We don't have our wings or magic here, but we're together. Three of us, anyway.

And Twilight's here.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Stiffens, obviously interested, cheeks pink as she tries to fake disinterest]

Oh yes? And what has she been up to?

[bestofthebest]

The usual: being an egghead, has a whole library of books at her fingertips, keeping me and Applejack in line while we travel to cool towns and have fun. I'm sure we can make room for a 'Great and Remorseful' mare in the group.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Her whole face goes red at that crack]

Yes well...if Trixie's mun were more co-operative she would be there in an instant. But he insists that two games is his limit. Weak and worthless.

[strengthinkindness]

O-Oh...so your mun is keeping you as a...h-human too?

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Hmm? Oh yes. Much to the Great and Powerful Trixie's dismay she will be trapped in the form of this awkward two legged creature. Human did you say?

Well...at least it has some benefits.

[Wiggles her fingers dramatically. She likes fingers]

[strengthinkindness]

Y-Yes...that's what this form is called. It takes some...getting used to, but it's...not so bad.

[A smile and nod.] Oh yes...fingers are very useful.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Her curiosity is peaked, and she does sort of feel like she owes Fluttershy some kindness given how things shook out last time]

You seem to have more experience with this then The Great and Powerful Trixie...perhaps you could offer some pointers.

[She points when she says that, and then chuckles to herself easily amused by her own brilliant humor]

[strengthinkindness]

W-Well um...my mun does seem to do more things as a human...than my pony self...I guess...

Uh, well...is there...anything in particular you're having difficulty with?

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Hmpf, The Great and Powerful Trixie does not have difficulties. Only challenges.

...but now that you mention it.

[She pulls her boot off and then her socks wiggling her toes]

What is the purpose of these smaller fingers? I haven't had nearly as much luck picking things up with them.

[strengthinkindness]

Oh, those are toes...They aren't meant for picking up things. They're mostly used for balance...humans can't walk they way they do without them, I guess...

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Hmm...

[She wiggles the toes a little more before pulling her sock back on.]

I suppose if they refuse to walk on four hooves like civilized ponies, Trixie supposes they must compensate somehow.

[strengthinkindness]

It's not so bad, though...It can be fun to paint fingernails and toenails, like when you're at a slumber party.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Painting you say?

Trixie does enjoy artistic pursuits...

[strengthinkindness]

W-Well it's...not really that kind of painting...it's just...uh....here...

[She shows her hand to Trixie, and the light pink nail polish that decorates her fingernails.]

[tinybookworm]

[I bet you were expecting human!Twilight weren't ya?]
...You have a horn?

[elementofpeanutbutter]

I...

[Stops mid sentence, stunned by baby Twilight]

...of course The Great and Powerful Trixie has a horn...or had a horn.

[Self consciously rubs her forehead where it should be]

This will not stop me from becoming even more Great and Powerful however.