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dear_mun2013-09-21 08:18 pm
apocalypticduality) wrote in dear_mun2013-09-21 08:18 pm
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Yeah, I give up. You're homeless again.
called iit.
next tiime you try two app me two 2omethiing, make 2ure that the people around arent goiing two diick you around yeah?
iit would 2ave everyone a lot of trouble.
next tiime you try two app me two 2omethiing, make 2ure that the people around arent goiing two diick you around yeah?
iit would 2ave everyone a lot of trouble.
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Wait, did you actually want to get in the game?
If not it's a good thing you didn't.
But your mun sounds frustrated, and that's never good.
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networkiing opportuniity, you know?
but after a week of con2tant communiicatiion wiith mod2, reworkiing, and heariing 2ome iin2iide tiidbiit2 about the 2tate of the game iit wa2 ultiimately deciided well be better off thii2 way.
mun beiing fru2trated ii2 2ome combiinatiion of thiing2, not ju2t thii2 whole thiing.
he2 not the mo2t 2table guy ever.
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I don't want to get apped into a pokemon game or sent to a place where everything is made of pillows.
But either of those things would be better than nothing.
Sometimes a guy just needs to break out of his headspace and do a little socializing.
And muns are a bunch of unstable motherfuckers.
Why else would they need a bunch of other guys in their heads?
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at the moment, thii2 head2pace ii2 occupiied by at lea2t one ver2iion of the followiing:
me.
zahhak.
karkat.
tavro2.
gamzee.
kurloz.
the 2iignle22.
john.
dave.
you, and occa2iionally bro.
ii dont have any fuckiing elbow room here, man.
and then there2 the OC2.
holy je2u2 fuck the OC2.
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Man, how do you even breathe?
I don't have to put up with that many, not from my universe anyway.
There are a lot of guys from other places though.
There's a gun-toting monk.
His weirdass sidekick.
A crazy guy who stays hidden in the shadows. He's probably some kind of serial killer.
A bitchy guy who throws dynamite all over the place.
A nerdy guy, who's supposed to be some sort of genius engineer. He's okay.
Another creepy bastard lurking in the shadows. He's probably also a serial killer.
In fact, a lot of guys here fit that description. We're full up with creepy bastards who are probably serial killers and I'm not about to let the mun add Gamzee to the list no matter how fun he thinks it would be to play him.
Just no.
Oh, and there's some dude with a boomerang who makes lousy puns. Almost forgot about him.
The only people from home are me, Karkat, and Kankri.
No OCS yet, thank fuck.
If it gets any more crowded in here I'm going to flip my shit.
But I've heard some talk of fan trolls.
Fan trolls, dude.
What the fuck?
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at the moment, there are three here, one of whom ii2 defiiniitely dead but 2tiill hangiing around for the 2ake of her very twiitchy moiiraiil.
the guy2 alriight but chrii2t he could u2e a chiill piill or fiive.
the OC2 here are mo2tly quiiet, but there are 2ome that are alway2 here.
We have an a22hole iin a blue 2uiit and a red tiie that ju2t love2 makiing people jump and iim pretty 2ure he ii2 a 2eriial kiiller.
a2 ii2 the ma22iive dude wiith the BD2M 2ymbol on hii2 riing.
ii dont even know WHAT the fuck ii2 up wiith the paiir of brat2 that never fuckiing 2iit down.
then there2 the drunk, ber2erk woman and the mo2t nervou2 2urgeon iive ever 2een.
and oh my fuckiing god the 2houty-a22 2oldiier. iim pretty 2ure he2 actually certiifiiably iin2ane.
the only one that2 even remotely tolerable ii2 thii2 goddamn tree of a man wiith the biigge2t 2miile anybody ha2 any riight two po22e22. he ju2t 2iit2 out of the way doiing...whatever the fuck iit ii2 he doe2.
thii2 place ii2 two fuckiing cluttered.
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Do you think of them as friends to socialize with, or view them as interlopers?
Karkat seems to think they'd be cheap knockoffs of the originals while Kankri is just sort of like, all the more people to indoctrinate or whatever.
I feel sorry for any fantrolls that find their way into this headspace, and not only because Kankri will be anxious to lecture their goddamn ears off.
One of the serial killers in here will snap eventually and I'm not going to be the victim when it happens.
Karkat is the best shouty guy.
I don't think anyone could create a character, troll or human, that's so much fun to tease.
Other shouty dudes can't even compare.
And what's up with all the crazies?
Do muns ever think what it says about them that they've got a head full of crazies?
It probably doesn't even cross their minds.
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ii mean, the twelve of u2 obviiou2ly werent the only troll2 on alterniia.
the2e guy2 are pretty normal compared two a LOT of the fantroll2 wanderiing the net, anyway.
the OC2 dont really bother wiith all of u2 and we dont bother wiith them.
iim pretty 2ure my mun know2 there2 2omethiing wrong wiith hiim, but iit2 the harmle22 kiind of wrong rather than the 2mear2-2hiit-on-the-wall2 or burn-all-the-ant2 wrong 2o we really dont care.
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The only trolls I've talked to besides the Vantas brothers are you and Equius.
None of them seemed to want to talk about their past much.
You were half of Erisolsprite, right?
I knew him longer than anyone of the trolls here, but he never said anything about his past either.
Not that I blame him.
Who'd want to share a sprite body with some dude you don't even like?
I got the feeling he was hating on himself most of the time.
I'd be more worried about the guy with a bunch of serial killers in his head than the one with a bunch of drunk and shouty people.
That's pretty normal.
More than one serial killer is a bad sign though.
I'm sure most people have at least one, but no one needs three or four.
That's just fucking excessive.
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Suck it up, Captor
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It'd be wicked as fuck to get that all underway
Alternatively: you're right
I can think of other things to be sucking