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[thugseme]

Aw yeah, Motherf[Dolphin noise]r! You best believe I kept pictures of that time we was high as balls.

Y'know the one where I road Haru's di[Penguin sounds]ck across the pool like it was some-kinda whaked out x-rated Sea World type shit.




Makoto was so jealous he cried himself to sleep for a week, the pus[Whale noises]y!

...Man. That reminds me of prison.

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[tepids]

That never happened.

[thugseme]

Bitch, I got the hemorrhoids to prove our sweet-sweet lovin' is forever engraved on my as[dolphin screeching]shole.

[tepids]

[ Calmly calls the police. ]

[thugseme]

Hey mange, you gonna call up Makoto so we can hang and get wasted, or do you two need some alone time? So you can...

[Vigorous fisting motion.]

Pound that fat blubbery ass? Cause damn, bitch be thirsty as hell!

[giancarlo]

Dolphin Boy?

[thugseme]

'Bout 5'8, always wearing gay-ass purple swim trunks, jerking off in the pool and screaming about water when he comes?

[Not that you mentioned any of that.]

Sounds like him.

Due has some serious issues, man! Thinks he's a fuckin' dolphin or some shit.

[sharkinthepool]

...hah?

[ He seriously doubts that happened. ]