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[ankleboots]

So let me get this straight! You decided today that you wanted to create an "account" for me, all on a whim!?

—Oh! Oh, you say partially because of an enabler. [WHAT DOES THAT EVEN] Right, right, that's better!

[She calms.]

Look, this is really nice and all, but I think you and I both know you have some refreshing to do. But hey, far be it from me to tell you not to think about my voice. Just try not to screw me up too badly for now, you hear?

Comments

[5thchild]

I'm sure it's not so bad, Major Katsuragi.

Certainly you will be able to see many people you know.

[ankleboots]

—Including you. [Oops she said that out loud.] That's strange.

[5thchild]

What is?

[fierily]

Oh Misato, you should know better not to go into something when you're not even prepare for it. And here... I was thinking you were better than that, I guess not! [ Really, what does Kaji even see in you!? ]

My mun knows better not to pull that crap on me.

[ankleboots]

[Misato just grins but

inside she's dragging her hands down her face, good Lord, Asuka!!]

Not to worry, Asuka! A good soldier is always prepared to handle unexpected situations.

[fierily]

Hm, Yeah. [ She's totally not buying that. Misato, you have unreasonable grown up written all over you! ]

I am more than aware of that. Trust me. But are you sure you're not just using that as an excuse?

[ankleboots]

I'm sure, Asuka. So how's your game treating you? Must be a piece of cake, huh?

[fierily]

[ ... Did just ignore her questi--...

oh nevermind. ]

Sure is! I'm pretty much the raising star of the game, not to mention that I have a ton of friends. [ Ha. ha. ha... don't listen to her. ]

I'm a pretty popular character there. It was like moving and living in Tokyo-3 all over again.

[reversemole]

They do say spontaneous decisions are always the most memorable, Major.

( SO MUCH HAM, SO LITTLE TIME. )

[ankleboots]

[GROSS GET OUT]

Oh, I've never heard that one.

[reversemole]

Really? ( who's really surprised when you work with so many suppressed anal retentives. who's really surprised ) You'll be amazed to know how much it works for me.

[extradite]

That sort of carefree attitude can't - even if you're an adult, it's... Misato. It's serious. It's the sort of thing that's — serious.

[ankleboots]

It's what, Shinji?

[extradite]

You know what it is.

[littledevil]

Well now, have fun getting put into all sorts of uncomfortable situations courtesy of your player.

[ankleboots]

Oh, tell me more!

[No really she wants to know]

[oldmanstriker]

Don't say that. You might give your mun some sort of bloody complex.

[Like his.]

[ankleboots]

Well that's just what we need, more people with more complexes.

[oldmanstriker]

Maybe they'll all cancel each other out if we get 'em in a room together.

[ankleboots]

[AW now she feels kind of bad :(]

I don't think it works like that. Nice try, though!

[crownless]

Oh, don't worry, your voice sounds fine. Clear as a freakin' bell!

[ankleboots]

Glad to hear it! Can't let these pipes get rusty anytime soon.

[pilotedmymother]

Misato-san...you should be careful. Mundanes aren't...they...sometimes they do things and...

It's good to see you?

[ankleboots]

Uhuh... Is that a question?

[pilotedmymother]

N-No! No! It is good to see you! S-Sorry...

[redheadcarrier]

You mean that's not Kaji's job?

[This particular version of Asuka clearly isn't bitter at all.]

1/3

[ankleboots]

[WHAT THE—]

[ankleboots]

[GIRL YOU'D BETTER CHECK YOURSELF]

[ankleboots]

Asuka, that's ridiculous!

1/2

[redheadcarrier]

[It's too late, she's already wrecked herself.]

Oh, sorry, wrong kind of screwed!

[redheadcarrier]

My mistake. Sorry, Misato~

[ankleboots]

[Speaking through her teeth:]

This conversation ends now. [You little brat.]

[redheadcarrier]

What's the matter? Touch a nerve?

[speakveryclearly]

The enabling mechanic doesn't always go hand in hand with stability, ma'am. You should hope you don't get involved with characters played by "flakes".

[ankleboots]

Well, as long as they're not flaking out on anything important.

[like angel attacks idk]

[speakveryclearly]

That would depend on your definition of important.

[agelostdoll]

...Ah, you get used to it.

[miracle of miracles and pigs that fly: an Asuka that doesn't give a shit.]

You've lost your hat.