voicetesting!

[allice]

Are these keywords a joke? My line of work isn't funny, it's serious business. I didn't pick this career to have fun and it isn't a game for me! So even if that song is catchy and even if sometimes I like to pretend I'm a much finer version of James Bond--

Look, just get rid of them ok? Besides, I'm sure you can think of better song lyrics to match me. Something more dignified and suitable for someone like me.

[What about this?]

No.

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[sinistrality]

At least yours actually bothered giving you keywords, y'know. My guy just slapped some numbers on mine and sent me on my way.

[Dio sighs halfheartedly, then straightens up. A playful smirk creeps up. Oh no. He isn't...]

'Course, if one of those numbers was yours, then I guess that might not be so bad.

[Yep. He is.]

[allice]

[Ugh.]

I'd rather give my number to Sigma before I consider giving it to you.

[sinistrality]

[Ouch.]

Seriously? That's cold.

[allice]

Even Tenmyouji has a better chance than you, Dio. May as well give up now.

[sinistrality]

Me, give up? Yeah, right.

And here I thought you knew me better by now. Hehe... Guess not.

[allice]

The only thing I need to know is that you're a prick and I'm not putting up with you anymore than I have to.

[gentlepoints]

[I guess an army of Dios is invading your post. Ha! Ha ha! An army of Dios. What a terrible thought, right, no way that could ever happen.]

More importantly, someone might want to pass you two a note that that's not the kind of thing you advertise in your keywords. That's why it's called a secret agent. God, how stupid do you have to be?

[allice]

[Double Ugh.]

Screw off, it isn't like I asked for this! I'm the victim here, so don't lecture me about confidentiality.

[gentlepoints]

I guess you're right. I should've kept my mouth shut! I mean, if anyone's used to being exposed, it's you.

[allice]

I hope that isn't your best come back. Unlike those keywords, I choose to dress this way.

[gentlepoints]

[times Dio is jealous of things like individual choice: not this one.]

You picked that out? Aaaand now you're insulting yourself. I'll save my best comebacks for someone who doesn't do the job for me.

[allice]

How is that an insult? What, you can't deal with a woman who has confidence in her body?

[gentlepoints]

Oi, don't put words in my mouth! I'm dissing your taste in clothes. Pretty sure I'd be just fine with the taste of the rest of you.

[allice]

How about you taste my fist in your mouth when I knock your teeth out?!

[gentlepoints]

What happened to "dignified"?!

[allice]

The only dignity I'm going to give you is burying you six feet under if you keep pushing it.

[gentlepoints]

With violent tendencies like that, I don't know why any country's government would trust you with shit. The more I think about it, the more I just get depressed about the state of the world. That's the difference between us, I'm a peaceful kind of guy! It's hard out there for a gentleman these days.

[allice]

[...

smiles.]

I wonder if I could pull out your tongue as well. What do you think?

[dio she will fuck you up, government be damned.]

[averytinyparticle]

But on the bright side, it makes you sound really cool!

[And no, that wasn't supposed to be an all-ice pun.]

Not that you didn't already, Miss Alice.

[allice]

Why thank you Quark. I'm happy at least someone can appreciate how amazing I am.

[Dio...s]

It's inconvenient that my cover is being blown, but I'll manage.