dear_mun | Jul. 29th, 2013

Jul. 29th, 2013

Sugar...

If we're going to do this you need to step up to the plate. Few men have been able to handle my charm before so you'd be lying to yourself if you think this is anything other than a challenge.

And remember, right now I'm technically a free agent, find me a nice little niche somewhere and nobody has to get into trouble.

~Emma

snowwhitewarrior

( SPOILER WARNING CUT! )

oftheflowers

Well, I can't really fault you for your choice in.. well me. The house of Tyrell is quite the welcoming place for those who chose it. Though, with recent events and certain..weddings coming up. I admit my...attitude might be lacking. "Growing strong" indeed. Your desire to see me fight the kingslayer something I admit I must admire. Anything is better than attempting to actually hold a decent conversation with the Queen regent.

Oh, if you could.

Find my sister.

broken_chains

I don't know who you are.

I want to go find Alibaba-kun and Aladdin.

I still owe them so much.

selfmadeprincess

I certainly hope that your failed plans, plans you made at my disapproval, have taught you a valuable lesson, Mundane.

I am not your puppet. I will never be your puppet. You are my puppet.

Now let's carry on with things correctly, shall we?

thecenter

My cher, really? You suspect that I will be upset with you and hurt, and jealous of Enjolras of all people if you choose to pull me out of a place that has increasingly made me unhappy, caused me pain, and been a source of great annoyance for you for several months now? You suspect this after finding me a wonderful new home where I will be fully happy once the enabling process has been completed and more of us are together? Why should I WISH to stay somewhere like that when I've been given so much better?

I am almost insulted, darling, that you feel you need to worry about such things with me. Dramatic as I appear, I can and do see sense, and there is none in keeping me in a place where my life has become stagnant and repugnant and I am nothing but a parody of myself at twenty one. I am not so vain of a creature as to insist you keep me rooted somewhere simply because I can be adored and loved there. Wonderful as it is, I need far more than that, and you have found it for me now, and we'll discover it together as the months go on.

If Enjolras yet has opportunity for advancement there, or some amazing bright new purpose, provided the moderators agree to your request for him, then naturally he should take it and another chance at being happy. God knows that between both of you, he's gotten little chance at it before. But please, do not consider for a moment I would be upset with you on that matter, knowing everything you've done to make me happy and content again.

...Take care of him, and should there ever be another version of me there, see if you can talk him into being nicer to the poor fellow than he was to me, and I will be content to carry on where I am happily settling in my new life and liking it.

The only thing that you've remotely done to upset me this week is allowing a certain Marquis a home of his own when he deserves nothing but the blade that he so narrowly avoided, but as we will never be resolved on that point, dear, I will not mention it again.

It's not as though I will be far, at any rate.

-Your Courfeyrac

jaegertaxi

"Jaeger Taxi"? Seriously? That is the best you could come up with? Well...yes, it does make sense and is relevant to my job description but...eh. What's done is done. I'm sure that it won't be the worst thing you'll ever do to me.

Speaking of which, how did I get volunteered to babysit the new arrivals once the game is up and running? I get that the twins probably aren't the best people for the job (in fact they'd probably start an unintentional fight) but there has got to be someone besides a Jumphawk pilot that can keep an eye on them. What am I supposed to do with a bunch of Jaeger pilots that drink to forget that they have suddenly lost their Drift partners?

This is a fine mess you and the other muns have cooked up. You know that, right?

blackflamed

Did you look under the bed? That's where most lost stuff ends up, you know?

utter_marty_stu

Mun,

You want me to thread with my parents? Why? I mean, Dad's cool and all but he's got the Institute to run. He can't drop everything just so we can chat for your amusement. And Mom isn't even here that you've seen. I don't get the point. I'd much rather be working on my music right now, to be frank. But I'm glad to be out of your head again, I will admit. Just wait until you've found a place to put me before you get too excited, okay?

Bored but yours,
Jacob Charles Xavier

Current Mood: annoyed

realmenknitplushies

What's the hold up this time?

Yeah. It sucked about the camp. But it wasn't your fault. We just got there at a bad time...

But you've been pretty much promisin' me that we're gonna go to that other place, so why're you slacking off on getting it sorted? Come on! Start working on it! Otherwise it's gonna be like the reserves at the camp all over again! And you've talked to the guys there, so why're you worrying about visiting that chat?
This one ain't gonna end as soon as I get there.

... Uh. Unless they're planning endgame shit that you ain't heard about. Like that one place you were thinking of taking someone. But that'd just be unlucky.
Hey. Speaking of endgame, you've gotta stop obsessing about that one tower place you already know I can't go! Getting jealous ain't gonna do us any good.

Yeah. That's pretty much it for today. Just finish watching that guy's LP and we'll be good... uh. One last thing.
... why did, um, robot me get his own journal, anyway? And speaking of 'other me's...

[Pause.]

...why won't you stop thinking about how a girl version of me might work?!

the_balls_are_inert

Look, just because I spent most of that fight faking my death does not make me look pathetic. I totally had a plan to save the day at the last possible moment.

...

I don't care if Vegeta is now a super Saiyan, he's still short.

...

That's true. At least I didn't get Yamcha-ed

afflictthecomfortable

No. Absolutely not. I'm not interested in making a mockery of my life so that you can enjoy a game. My life is not a game, and if it was I have lost over, and over, and over.

Human nature never changes, does it: there will always be bullies, always be those who think that they can get away with something means they should do it. Well I'm done enduring it. Just - leave me be. It's better for us both.

likesprojects

You're thinking of sending me where?!

Oh, no. Mm-mm. Repeat after me, mun: not going to happen!

crimson_sonar

So that's your idea. Send a blind man to a game with either collars that choke you to death should you not participate, a game with seemingly relentless gods who forces a tattoo onto you which releases an aphrodisiac should you not participate and... another which doesn't state any punishments and yet participation is part of the activity check.

I know you're not that dense, mundane. You know exactly what I mean by participate. And I do not want to get any others involved in your little plan here. Not Peter, not Frank, not Hank, not Natasha, not Elektra, no one.

Please don't get me wrong, I appreciate the time, effort, and devotion to do your reading and I have to admit that you're pretty much there. I just don't appreciate all this crap you're planning on doing with me.

shititsashark

[There's a lot wrong with his current situation that he can touch upon. The fact that the name in the name field reads Rin "Sharknado" Matsuoka [松岡凛]. The fact that his username could be read as 'shit it's a shark' or 'shit tits as a shark'...and the fact that was the point.]

What are you trying to do, mun? [Insert some kind of annoyed noise - like tch or hmph - here, and given the username + name + keywords thus far combo he's aware that he's probably lucky that the aforementioned mun just didn't go all out and have him say, "Gao." Or make an insert insertion joke- wait.] This is a waste of my time. I've got other things I need to do.

skinnydipchamp

Ehh? Me? You're really sure about this?

All right! Me and you, mun-chan, we're going places! We're gonna do stuff, check out some of those games, and maybe even meet up with everybody else! (I wonder if some of these game places have swim teams?) I know you're moving in a few weeks so you won't have much time, but I can wait, promise! I'll just... sit here unit you get back! Yeah!

...

...maaaan, I'm bored already...

impossiblethings

Why, hello!

[She's a pretty, smiling child, and is already quite excited by the attention.]

It's been a very long time, hasn't it? I thought you'd nearly forgotten all about me! But, I'm very glad you haven't.

Are you ready go go on more adventures again? I'm very good at making friends, you know.

[After a moment, she frowns.]

Why did you come and get me if you hadn't decided on what we were going to do? That's quite rude of you, I'll have you know.

30thcenturyrabbit

Mun-chan!

My first job! I'm pretty excited about it. I get to dress up as a bunny and hand out fliers! I hope it's a cute bunny~♥ I want to make enough money to buy Usagi and Minako-chan something nice for helping me out so much. I'd like to buy Madoka-chan something too. I'll buy some more art supplies with whatever's left over. Or video games. I really hope to find the Sailor V game!

xoxo Chibiusa

Current Mood: excited

smells_like_me

[There's a very perturbed looking kitten.]

Mrow...

I don't like that place. Nothing smells like me and the other people in there are mean. They keep scaring me!

[Chi is not fond of the headspace. Which is understandable, considering there's a dog person in there and several other people who are just not animal oriented.]

You're not nice either! I want to go home to Mommy and Daddy and Yohei! You don't give me milk and there's no place to run outside.

[Chi huffs indignantly and sits, staring.]

Rrroowww...

I WANNA GO HOME.

apocalypticduality

2eriiou2ly.
ii mean iit2 not liike ii dont appreciiate that youre tryiing to get me iinvolved.
tryiing to make that gho2t kiid feel a little better about hii2 lot wa2 pretty ok.
but 2eriiou2ly?
iim ju2t here to keep an eye on the myriiad 'ver2e2 weve found our2elve2 priivy to for whatever rea2on.
maybe chiill out with diib.
dont drop me iinto prompt thread2 to fend for my2elf.

Current Music: MSI - If

besttwooutofthree

Hmph! Why am I not surprised that One fell so easily? He was always the weakest of the three of us.

Perhaps this time around you will appreciate me more rather than mock me for my attire!

blasthearts

Hey, look. The first time around, ya had a lot on yer plate -- and it kept you from doing what you wanted to, for a while there. Wasn't your fault, though; so there's no reason for you ta go and get all apologetic on me.

[ And then he'll shoot his mun a goofy-looking grin. ]

Anyway. As for where you're gonna take me this time, I've got just one, tiiiii-ny request: take it easy on Ol' Raven, wouldja? Y'see, with all the time that I've been cooped-up, my back's gotten all outta sorts. My joints're pretty achy too, in case you were wondering --.

[ No, she wasn't, and now you're getting a funny look. Cue a sigh. ]

.. Just -- don't go throwin' me anywhere with too many shenanigans, is what I'm trying to say. I know how much you tend ta gravitate to stuff like that. You understand, right?

pommesfrites

[ Yawwwwwn. ]

Really took you forever to get around back to me. Meanwhile, you've been focusing all your attention on Gloomy Grayson and that version of me from an alternate universe.

Just remember, if you start messing around, I can clock you quicker than they can. That means you better think twice before you put the phrase "Jumping jets!" in my mouth.

replayed

Don't push yourself so hard. If you overwork yourself, we won't be able to find Kaname Madoka. Nor will you be able to do anything else. You've already completed some of the application already, haven't you?

Now get some rest.

killerempathy

You do know that this is a, um, an incredibly bad idea, don't you? You [ deep breath ] You don't want someone like me inside your head.

in_my_mind_palace

[C'mon Sherlock this is your opportunity to properly live off the grid. What with that nasty fall. . .

YLOUTTOHMNTXUAUMLOWVCYEXIEHLPOLSFLEX

-Mommy]

Don't be ridiculous, Mundane. [He absolutely refuses to refer to her as Mommy. That's entirely distasteful and she hardly displays the characteristics of any sane mother, for that matter.]

This can hardly be considered a place of relaxation. I won't tolerate your abhorrent draw to expose me to the 'finer things in live', as you put it.

[Don't be unpleasant, Mr. Holmes. Take this as an opportunity to broaden your horizons. You can finally rid yourself of that cute little nickname Moriarty gave you. What was it again? Ah, yes. The Virgin.]

Are we finished?

( The answer for the puzzle )

confertiflora

[Mrr...]

Mun-san...! You can't just up and decide to bring me to some strange new place! I want to hurry up and get reincarnated! Otherwise I wont be able to play with everyone again.

Everyone worked really hard and we already finished the game of hide and seek. There's no time for detours. You can't discard how hard everyone worked to see me off! I'm still a super peace buster, and I refuse!

I don't want to go! I don't want to go!

notadetective

Miss Mun, I'd be more than willing to cooperate with you if you didn't have such cruel intentions behind your ideas. While I was pleased to see my son doing well, I was aware you had an ulterior motive behind our meeting.

I'm not here for your entertainment and neither is my son. Are we clear? As long as you understand that, I'll continue to work with you.

needsmoarbombs

( Potential Spoilers Here )

john_mitchell

Are you done? See? I told you you didn't know what you were getting yourself into.

.... Why are you still so cheerful about having me around?

erza_scarlet

Mun... I can appreciate the paid account, I can appreciate the work you put in to put all of my icons together, but what I most certainly do not appreciate is your laziness! I've been one of your most consistent muses for nearly three years now, and you have never once written an application for me to be put into a game.

If that was the only problem I had with you I might be able to forgive you, but your callousness does not end there. You've dropped many of your tags you've had with me in the past simply because of your inconsistent lack of drive. Not only that, but the only comm you've been willing to put me in of late is

the_love_hotel of all places. How can you ever hope to improve yourself if you are only going to write romantic drivel and smut!?

Where is the mun who once wrote of great battles, adventures, and friendships? What has become of the mun who wouldn't back down even if a history section in an app took seven pages?! What has become of you mun to let your pride as a writer, an actor, and a human being to fall so far? Get your act together and app me somewhere, or so help me I shall teach you the meaning of pain far worse than Natsu or Gray have ever dreamed of receiving from me.

[Someone save me ;;]

crossformingraccoondog

So you chose that username in the end? I think I like it, considering it says a lot about who I am.

I mean, crossforming is a pun on crossdressing and transforming, tight? And I'm a tanuki.

It all does make sense.

[ Nod nod. ]

alephbet

( Naturally, spoilers. )

carefree_persistence

[ Nagisa's just helplessly listening to his mun going NOOOOOOOOOOOO ]

Mun-chan-- [ butkjadsfkjnakdsf dfkjafsdnfas ]

Mun-chan--- [ asdkjfnawekjfnad ;;;; ]

MUN-CHAN! [ .... what ] I know you're sad-- I'm sad too- but it's only one week! It'll come in no time. Right? [ No 8| sob ]

desertedheroics

So, you decided to stick with this name after all. Took you long enough.

Just don't make me that Edward. I got enough on my sentence as it is with murder, escape, and attempted murder. Don't want to think what joining Ouroboros would do to it. It was bad enough have that bunch of fakes running round.

[ Another reason why it's okay for people to hate certain somones. ]

And tell Ivan to stop screaming about what happened in the manga. Can't a guy get some sleep here?

bokukotantei

Mundane, this is hardly the time for you to reconsider all of the career plans that you've entertained for the last three years. Chasing after dreams isn't productive when the simple fact is that you need a job that will give you immediate benefit, not something that you would have enjoyed doing as a kid. This is a time where you need to think rationally about your current financial state and not solely focus on the steps you want to take for a later goal.

I'm not a good example to look to in that regard. I've had years of training, unlike you, and it's not an easy field for someone who can't keep a clear head.

...Not that I'm berating you for having the same dream as me.

pinkfluffypony

pffftftpfpfffttff

pft ffft

phhfft

drivememercury

No, it's not that I find it funny, Mundane-san. I'm honestly quite flattered that I still manage to maintain your interest after all this time. After all, it's been well over a decade now...getting closer to two, isn't it?

N-not that I meant to comment on your age! Please excuse me, I didn't mean--it's just, outside of Usagi-chan and my friends, I don't think I've seen such dedication from someone.

...you know, I sincerely believe the feeling may be mutual at this point. I know we've been through a lot [More like she's been through a lot.] but we've always come out stronger in the end, and that's what's important, isn't it?

I believe in you. I know we'll do well wherever we end up in the future. Though perhaps...well, if we want odds to be in our favor, finding some teammates at least would be beneficiary?

theprimerprime

Listen up, mun. I thought you and I had an understanding. You don't bother me, I don't bother you. But now you're thinking about sending me back there? For what, so you can spend another couple of years laughing at my expense while I'm being insulted, blown up, manipulated, turned into unnatural things, having my career ruined and being forced to deal with organics? Just because you were talking with your friends about it? For spark's sake, if your friends decided that jumping off a space bridge was a good idea, would you go along with that, too?!

And while we're at it, I know you're in cahoots with that Starscream and his mun. Don't even think about it. I made that mistake once, and I'll be scrapped before I make it a second time. But you're twisted enough that you'd probably like that, wouldn't you?

I am only going to say this once. Don't you dare send me back to that place. Don't you dare force me back into that flimsy, stupid-looking human body. Is. That. Clear?

...

...And no,

re_alignment is NOT an acceptable compromise!

thefirstblood

What do you fucking mean, you're "not sure about my face"? It's my face. Get sure about it.

lefthandedgenius

( Spoilers for Episode 3.9 )

bonni

What's with that look?

[ You with the shirt and the bfghshshsdf ]

Hey, leave my shirt out of this. What a girl does in her alone time stays in her alone time. No judging.

[ gdfsnghifsdhbfsdhadhda ]

...What the cabbage is that even supposed to mean?

famished

I suspect there was a certain inevitability in this instance. You think the name charming, too I suppose. Your expectations, are as always, much too high - my role is never the puppet.

thethird

So, soon you'll be returning to the great halls of learning and wisdom. It's been a long enough wait, hasn't it? This time around. Don't worry, Fräulein, I won't scold you in that regard. It's been... and will continue to be quite the process without my adding to it.

A process that you should look forward to, really. You're sure to learn from it.

Gruß
Florian

sanitizes

I don't know what makes you more stupid besides this entire situation as a whole, except maybe the fact that you think you have the right to direct me around. [Although he supposes this name is acceptable.] It isn't as if you have even the slightest clue about where to "place" me, if at all. [Even though, maybe (maybe) just a small part of him, doesn't mind entertaining the thought of a free, even peaceful world. However that thought slips away just as soon as it surfaced, gone and discarded.]

I don't have time for this. Seeing as you apparently do, then leave me be and go take your childish games elsewhere.

destage

May I have a word, mun-san? I plan to keep this short and sweet, so please listen carefully.

You are not putting me in that game. I believe that our time in Prayer's Pass was more than enough time for you to meet your 'sadism quota', as you refer to it--haven't I suffered enough for your amusement?

...No, don't answer that. I know what this is to you--it's all a game, right? You're just going to keep doing this until something breaks. That something, in your best case scenario, being me.

...I don't think I like you, mun-san.

hypercompetent

( spoilers! )

battleheart

You referred to the trials to pick a champion to visit man's world as "Paradise Island Idol."

Forgive me, no, I don't think you're taking this seriously at all.

unbenign

You're a right tosser for this, you know? Making some joke out of my cancer-- hey, my act was funny about it. Who doesn't love a snatch joke or two? But this? It's just low. Even for you.

[She scowls before putting her cigarette out in her drink.]

childofthewickedday

Mun, will there never be any more of my people in the city?

sangreporsangre

Miss?

[He's all gentle smiles and saintlike patience, without a hint of insincerity.]

While I am very flattered that you're so excited to "voice test" me, as you call it, there's no hurry at all. You aren't quite ready yet, are you? As they say, patience is a virtue; taking a little time to adequately prepare oneself is often the difference between success and failure. And you are fortunate enough to have all the time in the world. You wouldn't want to rush this and portray me inaccurately, would you? [A weighty pause.] No, no: of course not. I'm sure neither of us would enjoy that.

Please, do remember to pace yourself.

throughtyranny

((OOC Note: the mun is not caught up with season 3, please no spoilers! <3))

My, are you bold. Or incredibly foolish. It takes a certain... gall for someone like you to not only insist on controlling me, but to lock me away for months at a time, and think that you can allow me freedom?

[Megatron simply stares for a moment, then chuckles deeply.]

You are fortunate that you do not exist on the same plane of existence as I.

andnowfor

Good evening Mundane. Yes you, listening in on your couch, trying to drown out the empty echoing silence with the soothing sound of my voice. This is Cecil Baldwin, talking directly to you from Night Vale Community Radio. This is a broadcast about you.

You may be feeling a sense of deja vu, a prickling on your skin, at the base of every hair on the back of your neck as they begin to stand on end. Perhaps you've heard this all before, or perhaps the angels are looking over your shoulder, breathing into your ear. These are the same angels, of course, that may or may not exist and whom we know nothing about. Be assured that it's probably not the angels. You probably have heard this before.

Now, you know me, Mundane. I would be the last person to object to having someone planning out every detail of my life. I'd say relax, enjoy the relief from that endless anxiety that comes from making decision after decision. Let someone else take on your burdens and suffer your slings and arrows. What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, nothing at all.

I would say that, if it weren't for beautiful, perfect Carlos. My majestic Carlos, who might worry if I were to give over my...inalienable rights to an all-seeing, all knowing cosmic being without so much as a scientific inquiry.

[ a chuckle, one that ends in a giddy, affectionate sigh. ] That is just like those scientists, with that classic comedic wit.

We'll continue with this story after a word from our sponsors.

yamagishi

Miss Mun,

It has been a while since I've been in a game and I'm really happy about that but...

I'm not too sure about the idea of being placed somewhere such as Haven! I still don't know the details but it sounds similar to the dark hour. Although it does sound like it would be a lot scarier than I thought.

At least I'll still be able to have Juno's abilities with me right?

...

I'm afraid I don't have much of a choice do I?

canny_tod

Ye think yer talkin' sense, ye great nit? Ye think yer th' bonniest, yet yer bluidy up an' muddy up aroond th' damn place. Mind, if ye go nearby an' canny bit mair effort, an' ye might be gettin' somewhere. Peep an' creep an' there ye keep, an' Ah'll be here an' not a peep.

icebreaking

The recruitments were convincing... as much as I don't condone to being put in a situation such as that, I will admit that I'm mildly intrigued as well. And with them already there...

Regardless, you should carefully think this over. I'd rather you not make a hasty decision and end up fumbling when push comes to shove. [ like Junpei, right....... ? ] If we're going to do this, I'd prefer if you were behind it 100%. I don't want to be disappointed. [ so much pressure... ]

I think we have issues.

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