Boredom makes you do weird things.

[shititsashark]

[There's a lot wrong with his current situation that he can touch upon. The fact that the name in the name field reads Rin "Sharknado" Matsuoka [松岡 凛]. The fact that his username could be read as 'shit it's a shark' or 'shit tits as a shark'...and the fact that was the point.]

What are you trying to do, mun? [Insert some kind of annoyed noise - like tch or hmph - here, and given the username + name + keywords thus far combo he's aware that he's probably lucky that the aforementioned mun just didn't go all out and have him say, "Gao." Or make an insert insertion joke- wait.] This is a waste of my time. I've got other things I need to do.

Comments

Heeeeeyyyyyyyy /stalks

[carefree_persistence]

Wow, Rin-chan-! Your Mun-chan's so creative!

Oh god, why. Also, start;

[shititsashark]

You're...hmph.

Seriously, why.

[shititsashark]

finish;

[shititsashark]

[^ see that? That's all the fucks he's got to give for you, Nagisa. Just look at them all!]

Haru finally ditched you? [Because of...the tag and the fact Haru's not around (ignore the two below) or something. IDK.] Nice to see he's learned something.

1/2 Heh. Btw could I have your aim handle or plurk or any way of contacting you Cx?

[carefree_persistence]

[ ....... Rin you're so mean.. ] R-Rin-chan..

[carefree_persistence]

[ .... Can Nagisa think that you're just in a grumpy angry mood? He wants to think that.. ]

Are.. Are you okay? [ What happened to you.. The last time he didn't get to ask properly too ]

That depends. Do I get a t-shirt or some sort of membership discount?

[shititsashark]

[He can, but denial is an ugly, ugly thing.]

...I'm fine. [He's just got a new nickname and a new username and a lot of angsty manpain. Why do you care so much?]

You'll get a cookie and a pool of Free! Muses!! Omg I just made a pun.

[carefree_persistence]

[ he cares because you're his friend, duh. and yet when you get back from Australia you treat us like this 3:<

Nagisa stays silent for a while, thinking of how to phrase his words properly. He doesn't want to step on a landmine (again). ]

You're having a hard time dealing with your Mun-chan, right? Why doesn't s/he listen to you? [ Un yeah Nagisa not every mun's as nice as me /shot ]

I'd ask water you thinking but I sea what you did there. :|a ...

[shititsashark]

Are you serious? Despite what they might let you think muns never listen to us. [There were several perfectly decent usernames with some dignity but no, now taking care of his tags is referred to as 'motorboating the shitty shark tits']

OOC /Nagisa-mun here

[infrozentemporal]

SOOOO-----

May I hydro contact info pleasee? If you're uncomfortable with typing here you can pm to Nagisa! /stares at you.....

[onlyfree]

They don't listen.

[ Have no eye contact. Just a grumble. Because he knows. ]

[shititsashark]

[Fine by him. His street cred as an angsty badass lone wolf swimmer with a strong shark motif would be ruined by another angsty manpain staring contest. Tch.] What's yours done that's so bad? [Almost accusingly.]

[notagirlswimmer]

Your teeth...

...your mun must have noticed them.

[shititsashark]

[.........]

You really piss me off. You know that?

[notagirlswimmer]

[Maybe]

No.

[shititsashark]

[Maybe?]

You're the same as always. [What are you doing here? You should be off training so they can have a totally dramatic and/or mangsty swimming race. >:[ Not just chillaxing in d_m] I'd challenge you to a race but knowing my mun the pool would be filled with actual sharks.

[notagirlswimmer]

[MAYBE]

[He thinks about it for a bit like always. You said the magic word Rei, "pool] We can swim faster than sharks can.

[brandnewday]

H-hold on a sec.

Shit...tits...a shark? Are you some kinda pervert? That's definitely not okay.

[shititsashark]

[Oh Jesus H Dick, it's like the username chummed up the waters and now they're swarming like locusts across time except...I lost control of the metaphor there. Fortunately, ICness isn't expected from the omnipresent square bracket box god so this works. This can-

No, I shouldn't kid myself. It's screwed. Quick, shift to dialogue to ignore the morass of fail that's here!] It's not like that.

[brandnewday]

[Why are this strange pervert's brackets taking so long? What's his deal? The teeth are nice but everything else about him is really twisted. He just looks like that kinda guy.]

Don't lie to me! It says right there, shark and tits! You're that kinda person who does gross things to animals, aren't ya?

[...tempted to call the cops tbh.]

[shititsashark]

[They take so long because they're dramatic and angsty! You can't rush manpain. That's how 26 episodes gets cut down to 13!]

I'm not! Sharks don't even have tits! And why are you so interested in what I do or don't do with sharks?

[brandnewday]

It's not just about sharks, it's about all sortsa animals. ...Are you doin' weird things to other animals, too? Why do you keep talkin' about what parts they do or don't have?

[shititsashark]

I don't do anything to any animals! [And that was nearly an awful icon choice, random icon button.] Tch, you're some kind of weird voyeur, aren't you?