on sky witch (spoilers?)

[bonni]

What's with that look?

[ You with the shirt and the bfghshshsdf ]

Hey, leave my shirt out of this. What a girl does in her alone time stays in her alone time. No judging.

[ gdfsnghifsdhbfsdhadhda ]

...What the cabbage is that even supposed to mean?

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[650nmivore]

[innocent whistle]

Apparently not. [stays in her alone time, that is]

1/3

[bonni]

[ ...THE ONE PERSON WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT SHE DOES IN HER ALONE TIME ]

[bonni]

[bonni]

No judging.

[650nmivore]

[casual shrug]

I didn't say anything. [...grin]

[bonni]

[ Oh. Well. Then. ]

....Okay. Good.

Because that's not allowed.

[650nmivore]

[that grin only gets wider]

So about that thing you do...

[as if she'd drop the topic. Please.]

[bonni]

That thing I do in the privacy of my own bedroom? [ Said like come on marcy you probably do worse let's not go this route. ]

[650nmivore]

[aw, her emo song wasn't that bad]

Hey, you're the one worried about being judged. [lazy handwave]

[bonni]

Glob, it's embarrassing okay!? People aren't supposed to see that junk!

[650nmivore]

[that gets an outright laugh. Just gonna float on over and sit next to you.]

Yeah, you're right. [not-quite-so-innocent-smile, but hey. She tried.]

[bonni]

And they're already made a gif of it!

A gif! That'll be immortalized on the internet forever!

[650nmivore]

They make gifs of everything.

[...snickering]

[bonni]

I can't really argue with that. Even I do it. [ Science dancing in his new sweater was totes gif-worthy, okay? ]

[650nmivore]

But hey, at least this one is way more interesting than the one where Pep But slaps you.

1/3

[bonni]

[ Peebs was just pulling out a nice, soothing cup of chamomile tea. To calm her nerves.

She takes a sip- ]

[bonni]

[ -AND IMMEDIATE SPITTAKE ONCE SHE HEARS WHAT MARCY SAYS ]

[bonni]

The fandom... they gifed that, too!?

[650nmivore]

Uh, yeah? Where have you been?

[bonni]

[ Mumbling- ] Not paying enough attention to the internet, clearly.

[650nmivore]

[snickering and leaning in, hand on yours.]

You need more down time.

[wizard_eyes]

Y'know, I could probably get it back for you if you asked real nice. I mean, Maja was pretty whacked out and all, but nothing can stop me and my army of Penguins and other more intimidating icy minions!

All I'd ask for in return is engagement, nothing big.

1/2

[bonni]

[ Well, Peebs seems to consider it for a minute. ]

[bonni]

Could I then immediately break it off with you?

[wizard_eyes]

Well, normally I'd say no, since it's a lifelong commitment that we'd make before Glob... but considering how rocky our dating has been lately, I'll take it.

...Just please don't tell Finn and Jake. I don't think they understand our love~

[bonni]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.....

I dunno. The thing's probably full of magic cooties now or something.

[wizard_eyes]

Pfft, if it's magic cooties you're worried about, I can always pop over to Wizard City. They've got a great Magic Laundromat there. Guaranteed to dispel all curses in under an hour or your money back.

We could pick out wedding attire while we were there!

[bonni]

Nah, by that point it would already be called off.

[wizard_eyes]

[His face goes from elated to the most pitiful wibble-face ever in less than a second.]

Oh come on, baby! Don't be like that! At least let me dream a little...

1/2

[bonni]

No. No dreams for you. They only turn into delusions.

[bonni]

But I guess I can let you go get it.

[kittycatbug]

...That was a nice shirt.

[bonni]

Yeah. It was totes my favorite.

[ Talking cat bug thing? Totally normal. ]

[kittycatbug]

[As is a living person made of bubblegum, the universe is a wondrous place isn't it?]

I know, Wallow made me a shirt once, it was reeeeaallly comfy.