2top droppiing me iin tag2 ii have no bu2iine22 beiing iin.

[apocalypticduality]

2eriiou2ly.
ii mean iit2 not liike ii dont appreciiate that youre tryiing to get me iinvolved.
tryiing to make that gho2t kiid feel a little better about hii2 lot wa2 pretty ok.
but 2eriiou2ly?
iim ju2t here to keep an eye on the myriiad 'ver2e2 weve found our2elve2 priivy to for whatever rea2on.
maybe chiill out with diib.
dont drop me iinto prompt thread2 to fend for my2elf.

Comments

[fearofpiggies]

You know, if I made a post like this, my sister would somehow appear out of some ephemeral shadow and call me a whiner?

[apocalypticduality]

hone2tly, iim 2urprii2ed 2piiderbiitch ha2n't done exactly that.

[fearofpiggies]

They should hook up.

[apocalypticduality]

and ju2t watch a2 the uniiver2e iimplode2.

[fearofpiggies]

Yeah, okay, that's not up there on the list of best ideas I've ever had.

Memes aren't so bad.

[apocalypticduality]

iif you 2ay 2o, broham.
ii have yet to run iinto anyone actually worth the tiime put into typing anythiing iin the fiir2t place be2iide2 you and a dead kiid.

[fearofpiggies]

Yeah, I don't really go in looking for people. I figure it'd be an inconvenience. Maybe it's mun's performance anxiety, I dunno. Eventually, they'll just toss me at someone that isn't handled by muns they know.

[apocalypticduality]

not really 2ure ii approve of beiing left 2omewhere at 2ome other mun2 mercy.
but ii gue22 iitll get ea2ier wiith tiime.

[fearofpiggies]

I hear ya. Not that leaving it up to my mun is much better. They're not exactly the nicest person in the multiverse.

[princeofmelodrama]

you clearly havvent made any effort in convvincin your mun to be more casual wwith you
just convvince him that hed be better off payin more attention to gam or kar

[apocalypticduality]

uh huh.
and exactly HOW much play do you get?
or ii2 thii2 about the potentiial publiic a22 grabbiing wiith the clown?

[princeofmelodrama]

as a matter of fact i get exactly as much play as i wwant
i refuse to dignify that wwith a response sol

[apocalypticduality]

whiich tran2late2 iinto 'yes sol, i wwant to get in some hearty fuckin snogs wwith gam wwhere evveryone can see'.

[princeofmelodrama]

at least i dont havve to go lookin in different dimensions to find someone to fuck

[apocalypticduality]

really.
youre really re2ortiing to that.
you are 2uch a fuckiing wriiggler.

[princeofmelodrama]

it seems as if i hit a nervve

[apocalypticduality]

can you ju2t.
not.
before ii drop you into the neare2t 2iinkhole.
ii may drop you iin one anyway and tell GZ you ran away.

[princeofmelodrama]

id just lovve to see you try sol
you havvent showwn me a single reason to be intimidated by your bravvado

[apocalypticduality]

iit2 not bravado.
tone of voiice ii2 really fuckiing hard to convey through text-ba2ed communiicatiion what you would be heariing ii2 beiing completely uniimpre22ed by your attempt to fuck wiith me.
ii could ju2t make hiim paranoiid.
let iit 2liip you have 2ome kiind of plan to 2end hiim off or 2omethiing equally fucked up.

[princeofmelodrama]

you knoww fuckin better than to get someones matesprirt into this shit you underhanded fuckin lowwblood
dont EVVER bring gam into this or i swwear on evverything i fuckin hold dear that i wwill string your intestines up for evveryone to see

[apocalypticduality]

yeah ok whatever you say fii2hdiick.
iill beliieve iit when ii 2ee iit.

[princeofmelodrama]

itll be the LAST fuckin thin you see before i grab your eyeballs straight out of your fuckin smug face you common fuckin dirtdwwellin shiteater

[apocalypticduality]

iit 2eem2 a2 iif ii hiit a nerve.

[princeofmelodrama]

_{[No words, just seething anger for a few moments, before he composes himself. Barely.]}

heres this for a raww nervve sol
if you evven let his name cross your tongues evver again and by doin so sully it i wwill cut your tongues out and shove them dowwn your throat and wwatch you die
and evvery time you come back from death ill be there
to repeat the process
ovver and ovver again
youll be beggin for a heroic death

[apocalypticduality]

_{[No words. Just laughter. Smug, smug laughter. And a text to Gamzee that he might want to go give Eridan a hug.]}

[fairy8itch]

Whining, gossip AND hateflirting in the same thread? Wow, look at you multitask like a pro.

[apocalypticduality]

what can ii 2ay?
iim ju2t that good.

[fairy8itch]

At least you're consistent, too.
I have to admit, Captor, your peerless a8ility to infrui8 Ampora like you do never gets 8oring.

[apocalypticduality]

reduciing hiim to a foamiing apopletiic piile of rage hold2 a very 2peciial place in my pump bii2cuiit.
glad to 2ee iim not the only one entertaiined.

[fairy8itch]

You two are the most adora8le little shits in all of paradox space. How WOULDN'T I 8e entertained 8y your constant death threats and 8ackhanded snipes?

[apocalypticduality]

the fact that he completely fuckiing 2uck2 at gettiing under my 2kiin help2.

[fairy8itch]

Except that's not true.
You just need him near you.

[malignantrage]

MUNS ARE ALWAYS LIKE THAT.
THEY GET YOU INVOLVED IN A BUNCH OF SHIT THAT YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING IN.
AND SOMETIMES IT'S NOT SO BAD
BUT OTHER TIMES IT'S HORRIBLE.
THE WORST PART IS THAT YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SAY IN THE MATTER.
YOU CAN RAGE AT THEM FOR DAYS AND THEY'LL STILL DROP YOU INTO THREADS YOU DON'T WANT ANY PART OF.

[apocalypticduality]

oh my fuckiing gog KK you dont even know.
fiir2t he2 fuckiing terriifiied to even poke hii2 head iinto a thread then he2 dumpiing me all over the place liike what the fuck.
make up your miind fucker.
am ii actually goiing to 2iit anywhere or not.
chrii2t.

[malignantrage]

IT'S INFURIATING.
THEY ACT ALL SCARED AND CONFUSED
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE CHATTING IT UP WITH SOMEONE.
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE TYPE OF THREADS THEY CHOOSE.
IT'S LIKE THEY INTENTIONALLY PICK THE MOST AWKWARD SCENARIOS AVAILABLE
AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT
AND MAKING A COMPLETE FOOL OF YOURSELF IN THE PROCESS.

[apocalypticduality]

and then they call iit character development.
motherfucker ii dont need any gog damn development.

[malignantrage]

I'LL GIVE THEM CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT RIGHT UP THE FUCKING BONE BULGE
OR WHATEVER HUMANS HAVE THAT PASSES FOR A NOOK.