dear_mun | Jul. 15th, 2013

Jul. 15th, 2013

I'm not going to complain, anything's better than where I'm coming from. But let's get one thing straight, there's one thing I'm not going anywhere without, and I'm damn sure we both know exactly who I mean.

psychometrical

An adventure, you say?

Just promise me there's no evil ghosts planning to sacrifice me and resurrect as the Antichrist, and I'm pos-i-tute-ly on that faster than rummies on a juice joint.

danger_prone

Yeah, I know. Jaegermeister would have been cute but I like this one better. It ties me to Gipsy and that's not a bad thing. I don't mind being bait either, not for this. Hanging around here's not too bad. Let's see if we can find anyone else.

... sure. Even Hannibal.

The underscore? ...nah, I like it. It's functional and separates the word well.

Relax. I'll take it from here.

caneattheseapples

So it's not like I'd mind going back to Equestria Prime - you know, if this is Equestria Prime and not some other hooky world/time shit - but it feels like you're kind of fucking with me right now. I'm all up for going back and hanging around in an Equestria where death or stupidity isn't hiding around every corner, but I'm kind of getting the idea that's going to happen here anyway.

Okay so what am I even supposed to do here? Just talk? Alright.

You're being a dickmunch. I don't know what the fuck you're waiting for because you put me here specifically to go to this game and then you're sitting on it. We both know I'm not going anywhere else so I'm either trapped just bouncing around inside your skull like some kind of orange ass tumor or you can actually do something with me because just sitting around here is fucking boring.

I'm trying to be patient but this sucks.

sneakhugs

You know what? It doesn't matter what kind of game you put me in because you know why?

I have the most dangerous power of them all: [Insert the part where Perry would interrupt me by making a snarky and totally-not-hurtful comment followed by a girl's name here...okaaay, done!]

Knowledge. I know certain secret identities. I know all secret identities! I know who has what power! I know who slept with who!

That, is why I don't fear the games. They should fear me.

[A pause before he speaks again, the following pleading tone rather apparent.]

But wherever you take me, please tell me Turk'll be there. [Not that I can't defend myself, mind you. It'd just be nice to have my chocolate bear watching my back.]

gymnastic

Oi, mun. Why're you so excited about my birthday? S'not like it's yours. [ A pause as she oh so patiently waits for an answer. But after a few seconds of no response, she sighs a little. ]

You're rather strange, you know that? [ thanks, akane. ] But I guess I can't complain. After all... You said you're gonna bake, right? Cake, or something like that.

[ Her mouth starts to water a little. The mere thought of food's got her going now... ] You better save some for me, got it-?! I'm starving here!

((spoilers are fine! just mark for them so other people can avoid them if they want))

flataffect

You've got to be shitting me.

drivinginstructor

Forget it lad. I'm not going to go waltz into one'a these games you keep harpin' on aboot. Final word, end of story, not happening.

[I'm sure there's at least one game who's take a stereotypical Scotsman.]

Ach! Have you got haggis in your ears boy? NO CRUDDY GAMES.

eternalcameo

Well it's about fucking time! Mun, don't give me any of that "it's probably another prank" bullshit; it's my 10th anniversary! It's gonna be big; you'll see!

heartofsnow

To my writer, Miss Mundane,

I preferred being left alone in your mind, Miss. I cordially request your sincere reconsideration of this situation before it escalates. You have not written out the bulk of your head canon for me, and you would likely not be able to find a place that would take an OC for a web original series. While I am honestly a touch flattered by your interest in me, the fact of the matter is it is a far easier task to take up a canon character from a recent movie. That all but ensures success, Miss. I don't wish to disappoint you, but we must be realistic.

Besides, if there is one thing that I know, it is that I cannot escape the reach of the Slender Man. He will never catch me, possibly because it amuses him not to. But the idea of a game or world where there is no fear or pain isn't possible for me. I have grown to accept it. If anything, life is routine as it's set now, dark as the routine is. There is no part of me that would hold it against you if you used another muse for your plans.

Kind regards,

Peter H. Quinlan

bladestorms

So it's my turn to complain about what they're doing now, right?

inkslinger

So you're sending me from space... to space.

Gee, thanks. Just when things were starting to get dull.

sideswiped_innocence

Dear Mun. Or whatever you like being called.

Yeah. I'm getting tired of you dicking around on doing anything with me. You listen to the little red guy with the spikes. You listen to the purple floofy "cat" thing. Ya listen to that strange, grey-skinned girl with horns that says "r4d1c4l", whatever that means.

Whaddabout me?

[He paces back and forth.]

You're going to do more than just "meeting up with my bro", right? I kind of wanted to make a base. Call it "New Cybertron"...you'll do that for me, RIGHT? [He leans in threateningly.] Sorry about that.

Wait, what am I saying? No, no, I am not sorry for getting frustrated! I just want a little attention. Is that too much to ask?

-- Private Side Swipe, Cybertron Army Communications Officer

hatesgoodbyes

Ok, enough is enough you can quit now.

You don’t need to get everyone and their fucking brother into this. I guess it’s cool or something that you are but it’s getting out of hand.

Stop.

Now.

Fucking enabler.

And don't think I didn't see that reserve, we're gonna talk later in your head.

psimera

...

Your struggles with motivation are irrelevant. The only one who may command me is Master Porky.

...

Given your track record, I expect to be back to pulling Needles within a week. Please do not drag it out and delay me any further.

whoistorule

Let me tell you a story. It is not a happy story. Like all great stories, it is filled up with sadness like an old dying man with vodka on a cold winter's night.

Once there was a girl who saw the world naked. She wished to be naked too. She would strip off her ordinariness like feathers, like a snake shedding its skin, so to expose her bones to the world. She did not realize bones are brittle things, nor that a heart so exposed is fast to wither.

What happened to this girl, you ask?

What happens to anything that lives?

givesgoodglow

Right....cause this couldn't possibly go wrong.

gleans

Hey, time out. What exactly am I doing right now? Now that this dream shit's over, do I, like -- have control over what dreams I show up in, again - which is gonna be none, hopefully - or am I still generally fucked in that department? Look -- I'd really rather not risk the backlash of what might happen if I start, uh, prodding that wound for round two. I still wanna know why, but not at my friends' expense, y'know? And the dreams around here are an extra fucking special flavor of screwed up, besides. That's like inviting huge problems over to trash your house.

So -- yeah, let's figure out where I'm at, cuz after last week, I'm feeling pretty outta whack. But hey, the diner's done, so that's something. Go from there, dude.

Galen

youmadeitweird

Munnybunch, don't you think you're jumping the gun just a little bit here?

blomkvist

You know it's time to reevaluate your choices when even I think it's a fucking bad idea.

celadon_skin

TO: Mun
FR: Myaxx

RE: Nautilus Application

Oh look. You actually got the guts to put in a reservation for me at

thewake. Congratulations, I guess. You still have the application proper to get through so don't slack off.

Yeah, you could stand to rewatch my canon a couple more times, and you could realize how flawed your interpretation of events are, and you might even be rejected. But unlike hurtling towards a solid cliff-face at breakneck speed, you'll live if you fail. So, you could consider BREATHING.

Current Mood: amused

tidecaller

[Pokes mun with her tail-]

Summoner, this is not the ocean.

This is not the Rift and the League either.

Where am I?

My people are counting on me and you're dwindling down my time.

morethanadream

[Don't mind Sandy. He's just going to float in the air, napping quietly.

Until his mun gives him a nice metaphysical tap on the arm.

He shakes himself awake, then blinks sleepily, glancing around the new place. Huh. He didn't think his mun would actually try playing him, but okay. It's flattering that she wants to try, although it would have been nice if she had dropped him off somewhere near his friends. Speaking of...

Pictures made of golden sand start flickering over his head. An Easter Egg. A tooth. A Christmas tree. A snowflake. All of them are followed by a question mark while he floats around the area, searching for the other guardians. Or anyone at all, really. Despite not speaking, Sandy likes meeting new people.]

inthird

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Seriously, this again? You need to stop being so flimsy with us all, man. It's really not helping with that whole self-esteem shit we've got going on. I'd prefer it if you'd just leave me in the back of your mind to play games, actually.

Ah, shit. I've got stuff to do. Stop bringing me back up and tryin'a find weird ass games for me to join. 'Specially if they don't involve a game console.

pragmaticality

Yeah, yeah. Sorry to be the one to break it to you, boss, but I really don't care if some person neither of us is that involved with throws or doesn't throw in some girl I never met into some place neither of us are in.

But what the hell. I'll play along. So what now?

thehardway

Please. Stop worrying.

Worrying won't change what will happen. That's just the fact of it. Though, I...

No, I don't want it to be taken away, either.

robotfightclub

Let me get this straight. You drop me from one game that happens to have a good chunk of the team there, just to throw me at another that...doesn't.

No, great, thanks. Appreciate it.

father_complex

You think this user name is funny? The only complex I have is the complex that involves me wanting to kill my father.

I don't know what you plan on getting out of this. Throw me in one of those "memes" you so enjoy. Whatever floats your boat, man. Just don't expect any glorious family reunions from this end.

chakotay

You mean he's talking to her without being warned and you want me to follow so she'll have back-up? I'm not the one who will need the second in this case. In case you've forgotten, the Captain is more than capable of handling anything she needs to. She's gone up against the Borg several times. Remember?

Yes, I realize she had the rest of us to help, but you're missing the point. I'd be more worried about Captain Kirk.

[ just excuse the amused look on his face. this whole thing is entertaining him. ]

I'll consider your offer only because my captain is there. [ lies. ] Be careful. You have more than enough going on as it is.

castellan

Dear Mundane,

Where's the glory?

Is there any in being shoved around like a little plaything, mundane? You wouldn't like it if I did it to you. So stop, look at what you are doing and rethink. Putting me in with some weaklings will do nothing — for both me and them.

You act like the gods sometimes, though you certainly aren't as powerful as them. Mostly in the fact as they see me and the other demigods as something to mess around with, to never take seriously or see as human because they have control -- untrue as that is, in their case -- and so do you. Delusions of grandeur, I think they would call what you have, in hoping to see me change. Oh, dear, that's never going to happen and you need to get over that.

As stated before, stop trying to shove me into places where I do not belong, especially if it's away from those I.. rely on.

Yours,
Luke Castellan.

feathershedding

Hey mun,

You shouldn't eat so much pork. And you're using way too much fat for frying, too. It's starting to show.

Friendly advice, okay? It's free - don't worry about it.

Ew.

playgod

It has been a while since you graced my presence, I can only assume you've re-read my nightmare and it's spurred something within you. Whatever it is, I don't think I want to know. I will never understand how you summon such amusement from so many injustices and monstrous acts that have befallen upon my life and family. I know my tale isn't taken lightly by any means but the point still stands that I should best be left alone.

What I did -- I shouldn't of ever done it.

[He pauses, just slightly.]

Still, I do hope there is a purpose to all of this. You have me curious, how couldn't I be? New place to roam and all these ideas. It's all very interesting. Though I would be careful trying to get into my mindset, I can't imagine it's a pleasant place to settle these days. Not with that thing still hunting me.

twisted_paw

Yes, just what are you doing? You know very well that this little arrangement of ours won't last long. Soon, I'll be on my way, and you'll be back to your normal and boring existence.

...You want me to do what? Now? It's not even December! Nor do I have any way of gauging just who is worthy here. I cannot exactly hold my contest without drivers, now can I? But, I suppose I could grant a few wishes, just so long as we're clear that my methods are my own, and not even you can change that.

Agreed? Good.

[OOC: Step up, one and all. Have your deepest, darkest wishes granted... but with a twist. Calypso here kind of prides himself in turning wishes against people, so keep that in mind when talking to the demonspawn.]

wakizashi_straight

[Here's a face that hasn't been here in a while. His gears whirr hopefully.]

It has been some time since we have worked together.

I hope I will get to see my friends again. I wish you luck, handler.

itsnotangle

[There's a sigh as he pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Really, mun, I should issue a formal grievance. This is certainly not funny by any means. I hadn't requested a transfer of any sort and I'm just now getting used to this country town. C'mon!

I don't suspect there hadn't been any murders, have there? It would be my luck.

earnedtheright

You just wrote one thousand words on my history - one, need I remind you, that I would prefer to forget - for what? Do you have any group that you would like me to join, or was it just for the sake of it? Do you have any reason at all for all this, mundane, or is it just for your own amusement? I really do not see what you are planning on doing with a god like me, thinking you have even one ounce of 'control' over me—

Truly, you are one of the most ridiculous mundanes I have ever had. A commoner too, to make things worse - hardly worthy of a god. If you are going to do something, make sure it is worthwhile. Have a reason for doing these things and you will come out better because of it.

[ Speaking from experience, Ayato? ]

Quiet! I didn't ask you to comment! Just heed my words and do as you are told!

—.. Commoners. Tch.

shipurr

:33 < h33 h33!! mun, youre being really funny! you should be a little more confident in yourself, okay??? dont worry about what others may think or whatefur.
:33 > youre pretty new still, but thats ok! you have to stalk befur you pounce!
:33 > and youve got your furiends to back you up if you n33d any help, so just have fun and let loose!! rp's not supposed to be so serious. take it from a natural!
:33 > hey! *ac growls as she stalks over to where her mun hid, dragging her out into the open for all to s33*
:33 > *and proc33ds to pounce on her!!!*
:33 > no hiding!! or w33ping!
:33 > and no sweating, either! let equius handle that part, he does enough of it fur all of us.
:33 > blaaarrghhhrggll!!! come oooon! i wanna s33 my furiends, it f33ls like it's b33n furever!!

boogaroos

Hm? What? It's been how long sinceya made me budge? Oh shittles. Swear it wasn't cos I was bored as tits. You know how time flies when you've got an internet shopping addiction, getting blitzed off my arse while watching Encino Man. ...I didn't do that repeatedly for the past three years did I?

Oh Tank'll give me a good ream.

five_for_fighting

You sure about this? It's been a bajillion years since you let me out to play! ...okay, so maybe not that long, but I'm serious! I don't even remember what we did in that creepy place with the glowing red butterflies, but then the last time I saw anyone I actually knew was back on those MUCK things! You remember what those are, right?

Anyway, don't you have a full roster at the place you were thinking of throwing me?

...but if I could get a chance to talk to Kurei again... And see Yanagi-neechan! You said she was gonna be there too, na?

-oh right. Rekka-niichan too. ...well I guess someone needs to keep an eye on him.

incurable_bev

Hey. Hey.

You still there? 'Cuz you seem bored. Or absent. Or something.

Well too bad! I'm having fun! So you aren't going anywhere! Get moving!

wellendowed

[ annie is staring at her username in absolute horror. and after a few seconds she makes the sound - you know the one, the one. the one that the characters in every single movie she watches make. ]

goingfishing

Pretty sure this is the last thing you should be doing. Not to mention that you have a lot of other things to do.

[he snorts] ...Sure. Like I'd buy that excuse.

[then again.] ...Good luck with it.

hellunbounded

Alright. Okay, can you stop - [winces] - squealing, shit. I get it, I'm excited too, but - [avoids pillow being thrown at him in glee]

See, this is why you should've never joined Twitter, I told you it was a bad idea. [He grumbles as his mun continues to ignore him as she sets off sparklers and hoots.]

((It's this one, btw))

getsallthesex

Yo! Mun! I got some issues here!

One, the icons? Why don't I have a full 15? This is bullshit! I deserve all of those icons. I got the slots, fill 'em up.

Two, that journal name? True but so not cool. If anyone from home sees that...especially Lucy...I am screwed and not in the good way. Mind changing that? Thanks.

Three, what are you planning? You wouldn't do this if you weren't planning something. I want to know. Spill it man!

...Come on! Don't leave a bro hanging!

...You're a jerk.

misperceived

The bat idea isn't funny. Neither is your snickering over Ivan. If I have to bite him for being an ass and he starts following me around like a stray dog...

Just put me in the event already.

I think we have issues.

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