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[earnedtheright]

You just wrote one thousand words on my history - one, need I remind you, that I would prefer to forget - for what? Do you have any group that you would like me to join, or was it just for the sake of it? Do you have any reason at all for all this, mundane, or is it just for your own amusement? I really do not see what you are planning on doing with a god like me, thinking you have even one ounce of 'control' over me—

Truly, you are one of the most ridiculous mundanes I have ever had. A commoner too, to make things worse - hardly worthy of a god. If you are going to do something, make sure it is worthwhile. Have a reason for doing these things and you will come out better because of it.

[ Speaking from experience, Ayato? ]

Quiet! I didn't ask you to comment! Just heed my words and do as you are told!

—.. Commoners. Tch.

Comments

[leadthebeats]

Looks like you're the same as always.

[earnedtheright]

As if I would be anything less than I already am!

[leadthebeats]

Right, right. Says the guy who has a thing for Otonashi-kun.

[earnedtheright]

It's not a thing! Otonashi-san is just superior to all of you commoners. He is someone to look up to!

[leadthebeats]

So you're looking up to somebody who's under me?

[ Have fun with that, Naoi. ]

[earnedtheright]

Status in a group full of morons means nothing.

[ Apart from Otonashi-san, of course. ]

[trainwrecking]

Oi, oi... Whether we like it or not, our mundanes do have control over us. It's not always fair, but you probably shouldn't be too disrespectful.

Besides, it might work out better than you think.

[earnedtheright]

Of course, Otonashi-san! I'll make sure that I am kinder to my mundane in the future! (Even if I disagree with her decisions completely.)

.. I doubt it.

[trainwrecking]

That would probably benefit you too, right?

Ahh... I can't really tell you not to be a little wary, at least. Mine seems to have a sick fascination with torture...

[earnedtheright]

Not in the least. Mundane doesn't much care for niceties.

More than a little wary, Otonashi-san. Completely. For that reason exactly. Mine does too.

[trainwrecking]

S-seriously... It doesn't make sense. How can anyone get so much pleasure out of others' pain?! And she seems so eager to please otherwise...

[earnedtheright]

Hypnotism doesn't work on people I can't see, so I can't force her to tell me why. They all do. They're evil on the inside.

[trainwrecking]

Ah, I get the feeling that if you could hypnotize her, you'd try to do more than just get answers...

I don't know for sure, but I wonder if they're just trying to run from the frustration of their own lives too.

[earnedtheright]

—.. [ /shifty eyes. ]

Of course I wouldn't do more! She is my mundane and could do worse once I've released her.

Perhaps. How deep. Mundanes do seem to do that a lot with various others.

shall I go enable a Hinata in here somewhere? up to you!

[trainwrecking]

As long as you know that...

[Just looking out for you!]

It doesn't exactly justify making us stress relief, or toys, but... I guess if it helps her somehow, then I can do it.

of course! the more the merrier. ; u ;

[earnedtheright]

I do, I promise!

[ Careful. His worshipping might get worse. ]

How noble of you! Of course, I'm not as valiant as that and would rather she quit it now, but such kindness from Otonashi-san is to be expected!

so i heard there was a party going on

[frequent_flyer]

Otonashi-kun! Do you want to g-

[Oh. Seems like he wasn't the first to go seeking out Otonashi's attention today.]

...When did he show up?

excellent! <3

[trainwrecking]

[Is that possible?]

I would prefer it if they'd quit, but even if I disagree with their, ah, methods, I want to--

[--Ah!]

Actually, I stopped in to talk to him. Why, what's up?

/totally didn't squeal. nope.

[earnedtheright]

[ .. Probably not. ]

... [ and then the worthless one is there, distracting him from Otonashi. ]

Why did you have to show up? I was here first—!

[frequent_flyer]

[Sorry, Otonashi. He has to chase off the children first.]

Me!? [Here it comes...] Otonashi and I have something important to go do.

[Contrary to popular belief, sandlot baseball isn't actually all that pressing and important. He just thinks it is.] Besides, don't you have to go be irritating somewhere else?

[trainwrecking]

Ahh... Hinata. What do we have to go do..?

[Aaaand they're off, ladies and gentlemen.]

... Why do we always end up back here?

[earnedtheright]

Important—! Like hell it is!

[ Angry Naoi is angry. ] Irritating!? I'm not the one that's being irritating, you worthless commoner! Everything was perfectly fine until you decided to show your ugly mug!

[frequent_flyer]

Ugly!? [Excuse you, Naoi. He's a regular ladykiller! Hinata, why is that what you take issue with.]

[Of course, if he can't make Naoi go away, he can always try and get Otonashi to come with him... He turns to Otonashi, visibly agitated.] I gathered everyone together for baseball, we just need a pitcher..! Are you coming?

[trainwrecking]

No, stop! You both look great today. Okay? Enough...

[Do you guys have to fight all the time, every day?]

Uh... I don't think my pitching is that great, but I wouldn't mind playing.

[earnedtheright]

The ugliest. [ and if his extremely childish retort is muttered under his breath, Naoi isn't about call himself out on it. ]

[ Always. ]

I'm not staying behind! I— [ never learnt how to play- ] I'll sit at the side. Hmph.

[frequent_flyer]

Sorry, you have to be this tall to approach the diamond. [He says, holding his hand up at about Otonashi's height. Short jokes are never not funny.]

[He puts a hand on Otonashi's shoulder, steering him toward the baseball diamond.] Come on, Otonashi-kun..!

[trainwrecking]

Nobody is even listening... [It's said more to himself than anything.]

Ah, yeah, you know what... I'm going to go get something from the vending machine.

[Spoiler: it's coffee and an excuse to leave the bickering. Big surprises.]

[earnedtheright]

I'm not short, you imbecile. This is a perfectly respectable height!

[ So which one today: the usual clothes pin, or an aglet? The latter keeps the shoelace from fraying, after all - an undeniable use. Unlike the useless Hinata.]

Otonashi-san—!!

[ and then back to the other one-] Look at what you did, idiot! So much for your stupid baseball game.

[frequent_flyer]

[Wait. Otonashi was leaving!? But he'd already gathered everyone else! How were they supposed to play now!?]

What I did!? If you'd just let him come with me..! [That's not really a fair accusation and he knows it. Technically, Naoi had been here first, but Hinata wasn't prepared to admit he was wrong to him.]

[trainwrecking]

[He did say where he was going, you guys... And it's not as if he won't be back to check in.

Can't trust you alone with each other anyway.]

[earnedtheright]

If I had let him go with you, then somehow in your endless stupidity, you would have ended up getting him permanently killed!

[ Something which he knows is impossible, but he wouldn't put it past Hinata to enable it to happen. ]

[frequent_flyer]

Permanently-!? [He is just not having any of this. He's not so bad that he can make the impossible happen!]

You- rrgh! [He throws his hands up in the air in exasperation, turning and stomping off to get Otonashi.]

[trainwrecking]

[Hinata won't have to go too far. Otonashi is walking down the hallway at a purposely leisurely pace.]

Eh? Is... everything okay? [He mostly wants to know if Hinata is still himself and not convinced that he's a roll of toilet paper, or an old gymbag or something.]

[earnedtheright]

[ There's a whole lot of smug building up in his expression and he's smirking in that annoying victory way of his—

Until he realises where Hinata as going and damn if he wasn't going to follow, if not just to spite the blue-haired idjit. And of course he's going to answer.. ]

Everything's fine, Otonashi-san!

[I realize this post is old, but AB! muses. Always rare and exciting.]

[clumsyangel]

Naoi-kun, you seem very fond of that word.

... how do you know if your Mundane is a commoner?

it's no problem! though that's definitely true. i wish there were more!

[earnedtheright]

Because everyone is a commoner when compared to a god, Tachibana-san.

[Seriously! ;O; ... happy to see you play Naoi, though, he's my favourite! Such a fun character.]

[clumsyangel]

I see.

Does that make you noble?

isn't he? despite his complexes, he's a sweetie.

[earnedtheright]

I am higher than a noble. As I've told you, I am god.

[He's so helpful and supportive~ even if he's a jerk to most, ffff.]

[clumsyangel]

... nobility obliges, Naoi-kun.

I'd imagine godhood would as well.

[She is so not convinced, but there's no arguing with him: still, wants to get him to behave. Misguided attempt to help!]