Muse re-awakens- Canon: Tank Girl

[boogaroos]

Hm? What? It's been how long sinceya made me budge? Oh shittles. Swear it wasn't cos I was bored as tits. You know how time flies when you've got an internet shopping addiction, getting blitzed off my arse while watching Encino Man. ...I didn't do that repeatedly for the past three years did I?

Oh Tank'll give me a good ream.

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[madcapmarsupial]

Wish I could count the times I got shit-faced...

[Wait a minute.]

Jesus. So should we start with the obligatory wanking-versus-gay debate or some other clone-related bullshit?

[Important questions.]

[boogaroos]

[ The most important question, obviously ]

Must be shitty right now. When did I get a clone?

[a pause ]

What a handsome fucker.

[madcapmarsupial]

And who had the balls to clone us?

Not that I'm objectin'. I mean, just think of the things we could do with Tank.

[boogaroos]

It could happen, mate. You don't know that it couldn'-

Right! Whatever the cause, I'm sure Tank would be downright giddy in the pants.

Till then. Always wanted to get stoned with a clone. Shall we?