Jul. 6th, 2013

...So that's your decision? Instead of getting to - and I use the term loosely, "Heal", you're going to just take me off the island and bring me back as a younger version of myself?

Because facing the consequences of what you and your buddies have planned without knowing why I did it is going to give me a chance to defend myself how exactly?

[he pauses] "That's not me. I wouldn't do that." yeah okay. Here I thought you were super excited about this opportunity.

[No Lindsey. not with what you want to do right now, what the writer wants. He sighs.] You know losing but Eve and Darla and Sookie and everything else is going to hurt like hell right?

How the hell is that supposed to make me happy?

riverdaughter

My dearest mundane, perhaps you should consider the size of this so called "muselist" of yours before you get it into your head to add me to it. Though I am pleased that you have spent such lengths in doing so -- and I am rather fond of being called a "pretty lady" I must say!

Still, perhaps it is a good thing you have widened your sights and added more than dwarves to your ranks. May I perhaps convince you to add a hobbit or two? They are rather charming beings, truly! Even if my Tom has had to save them from Old Man Willow on occasions, but it never dims his joy and dinner guests are rare to come by and doubly blessed.

Now, if only we could speak about the lack of water-lilies......

allnerves

They did warn you.

Don't do anything rash. Your concern is appreciated, nonetheless.

hasmultitudes

I get that the word 'unmedicated' makes you nervous - and yes, before you say anything, I know that that's, uh... mostly with good reason, though we can discuss exactly what that's supposed to mean another time - but really, I'm fine. [Yeah? Even though, statistically - because the mun knows how much you love statistics, Daniel - 'I'm fine' is purported to be the most common lie people say to each other, followed by 'it wasn't me' and a rousing chorus of 'we're just friends'?] Really. No, really!

[...]

[...]

Okay. Alright, I'll think about it. I'll get Max to set something up with my shrink and I'll let Kate know. So, now will you get off my back?

[No.]

Terrific.

Current Mood: irritated

laylaknowsstuff

Fun facts: A butterfly on a gravestone is a symbol meaning the soul leaving the body.

thedefinitionof_insanity

'ello, my little Mun - My clever little Hermana. You did good, you know...making this journal...making all my pretty pictures..you did very well-

Are you fucking listening? Eh? Good. I do not want to repeat myself, I do not like repeating my fucking self, comprender?

You did very well, and as a reward, I would like to offer you some advice. Hm? You want to hear it? Well that's good, that makes me very happy, I'm very pleased that you are listening now

Listen close..very close..

Do not fuck this up. I'm telling you now, do not fuck this up - you fuck this up, and it will not end well for you. That is my advice, I suggest you take it but then again..you could always not. I don't know. I do not control you, only you control you, which..depending on how well your ears work..could not be a very good characteristic

ophiovacca

So, that's it~? The game collapses and I'm relinquished to being your "porno muse"?

Well~ there are worse fates.

[A bit of her usual demeanor fades, along with her smile.]

... I guess it's for the best. Hearing about all those plans you made for me was bad enough. Now I don't ever have to actually live them. Right~?

[I wouldn't say "not ever."

Her gaze snaps up, something urgent in it.]

Please don't. I-I like things as they are. It's fine, you told everyone about my story. They know. You don't... have to play it out. Please don't do this.

[Is that some panic? You bet.]

onen

Do not be a fool.

Charles Lee could not have named all of his dogs after his master. It is a terrible name for a dog.

intellective

O-Oh... you've taken an interest in me?

(Ami fidgets with the book in her hands for a moment, a modest smile pulling at her mouth.)

I'm very flattered, Mun-san! Really! And... I truly hope you won't think of me as ungrateful when I say this, but... I have so much to do at home, with my studies as well as my duties as a Senshi. I could never leave Usagi-chan and the others behind. It would be irresponsible.

Please, I hope you understand.

nooniensingh

Oh, this is going to be rather interesting, isn't it? Well, then, for the record, my dear, the second you veer from my purpose is the second I abandon you. I have more important things to do than listen to you mewl and bleat. I aim to conquer, and you will do as I say.

You always did have a soft spot for "villains," didn't you? Quite the moral failing. I believe there's an apt quote; "And so at last, in your despair, you turn to me."

You're on your last chance. Don't make me destroy you.

hajokesonyou

Glad ta' see you haven't forgotten me entirely under that pile of boys you have huddlin' around up there. It's been a while for old Harl', but you bet your boots I'm ready to rev up and see just what these places have to offer!

Whaddya mean you're not sure where to stick me? A little bit of Harley goes with anything!

jammin

No. No no no no —

Bad idea, bro!

rotwood_reaper

BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!

[The above said while whapping heibon-kun about the head and shoulders with the flat of an unreleased Sode no Shirayuki. Oif! Oif! Oif! Oif! Oif!]

Do you see? Do you? This is why you need to check your secondary email accounts!

[It's not my fault! I could've sworn somebody had taken over her account!]

Don't give me that! You asked in your chat at least once if anyone remembered who, and nobody seemed to know! Now all the work you and Matt-san did, reenacting Ichigo's battle with Acidwire, is lost forever! BAKA! *BAP!*

[You never know. Maybe someone saved a copy. In any event, the story still exists; we can do it again. Or we can just skip it, of course.]

As long as it gets me played, do what you like.

Current Mood: frustrated

zauberer

When I requested discretion, this was not what I had in mind. We will discuss this in detail when you return from your real world obligations. In the meantime, I suggest you give your motivations for this some thought. These are not the types of games I like to play. You should know that. It will not be easy on either of us.

vexappeal

Well, well. I suppose I can't complain much, can I, love? Lying low somewhere for a little while might be a good idea, actually. I will have to do something about that "only place for a bloody series of drinks with company is a karaoke bar" situation, but that sounds like fun. A nice little challenge.

And the sex part? Well. When do I start?

futamura_neo

...no, you do not need to start your own sex game! I've said it before and I'll probably need to say it again: try having sex before you RP it!

[But the name is just lying around unused, the same as

ilko_skevuld was. Under the circumstances, I have a moral obligation to claim it.]

No you don't! Any more than you have a moral obligation to do an event where everyone gets turned into nude chûsei and obliged to pair off! The only thing worse than your perversions—

[...is your knowledge that without those perversions, I'd never have given you this journal?]

...mô...

[I'll take that as a hai. ^_^]

Current Mood: annoyed

cosettesdoll

Mademoiselle:

If you say I can find Cosette , I am happy that you decided to bring me here.

Yours sincerely

Catherine.

gluttonous_fallen_angel

Are you just going to sit there and stare at me human? I have better things to do than sit around here--You're having chocolate cake for dessert tonight?

[ pause ]

Well, I suppose I could stay a bit longer. I expect your share of it as payment.

rainbowloyalty

So let me get this straight mun. You want to play me, the best flier in all of Equestria!

[Cue high pitched laughter.]

Well let's just hope you got the guts! You are going to need a lot more practice, not to mention the confidence to lead this pony around! Are you game?

clockworkcrane

As much as I appreciate the thought [the words are, of course, dripping with sarcasm] I have my own war to fight. The state of the Ground isn't getting any better - and chances are high they'll get worse if no one is there to stop it.

I'm not arrogant enough to think I'm indispensable [yes you kind of are] but I like to think I've become a valuable asset. I've even started enjoying working on the dead, instead of the living. [But there's an edge of bitterness to the words.]

I wish this Iniative the best, but I'm sure they can manage without me.

...What do you mean, "my world might be next"?

conjuredskies

I’m pretty certain it won’t get any cooler. Not that I’m against wasting a day sitting around drinking whatever’s to hand. Although last time I wound up covered in brightly coloured moss for a week, so… my point is, you’d better start moving now or the odds won’t improve for the rest of your time here. Speaking as a friend.

A friend who’s, ah, slightly at the mercy of a shapeshifting tiger. Lest you forget.

Come on, it's not that bad. You could be in Bravil.

kleptofaeniac

No.

No, no, no, no, no. No! Nope. Nopity, nopity, no.

Ix nay on the oing-gay.

...That didn't come out right.

Look. Point is, I don't wanna go to boinky-land. 'sides, Bo is way more suited for this kinda joint than I am so just...close the freaking app. For realziez. Literally nothing about this place sounds appealing.

Aside from the gagillion hot guys. But that's not important!

I don't wanna start my wig collection over from scraaaatch.

forcowardice

Uh, hello? Did you forget about me?

Look, I'm all for not getting killed or hurt or chased or whatever, but I don't do bored well, either. I'm naturally curious! Let me roam somewhere, all right? Sheesh.

You can't keep me cooped up in that damned musebox of yours forever.

ex_paradisal142

Why are you so surprised that I'm looking forward to it?

Seriously, mun, I thought you knew me better than that. Yeah, sure, I'm gonna miss the gang, but they'll be there when I get back. We're dead. We're not going anywhere.

...well, except for me.

You can't send Firefly to a game anyway, you know she'll wreak havoc on principle. It'd be a nightmare. (Don't tell her I said that.)

But come on. All that new stuff to learn? I'm gonna to be all over it. Just keep writing that app, okay?

donotsummon

( Cut for Spoilers! )

iownyou

You've been talking about apping me into a game for how long at this point?

Honestly, I'm actually touched that you think you've found the one. Really, I am. But you also said the same thing about how many games over the years? At least three? Maybe four?

Last I checked, you never actually finished any of those apps. What makes you think you're going to finish this one? I'm not saying this to be mean, but...really? I'm not going to get my hopes up.

You might want to do the same.

wildecard

( spoilers for movie inside )

notinfrontoftheklingons

If that will be all, I should return to my consulate.

deserterbynature

'm not sure exactly what you're doin', y'just spent two hours reinventin' everythin' 'n I like it, 's great.

But, 'm meant t'be travellin' 'n y'have plans t'just stick me me into a game where the whole point is y'can never leave?

It sounds fun, I mean, it'll be a way of experiencin' a different aspect of my life. Just, try make sure t'remember I want t'start gettin' on with people, maybe forge some actual friendships for once.

'n I don't like the fact that my powers are gonna be on the fritz, I liked being able to run across the country at a moments notice.

Best get used t'using me again before the 11th comes.

telemysticist

( Cut for Spoilers! )

atouchofstrife

[He will stand there and stare at the mun for several minutes before voicing his concerns over getting into another game.]

Not interested.

[What? Expecting a long list of points?]

eddybooboo

If you're actually going to send me somewhere, might I suggest choosing "the hugging one," as you like to call it. It's the lesser of two evils by far. Of course, that's precisely why you're more interested in "sexy times island." But are you sure you'd be able to handle a game like that? Your libido is fairly low. And you know my...status. But then, again, that's precisely why a game like that holds more interest for you. The idea of pushing me to my limits, making me decide what's more important - my memories or the one redeeming quality I have left... All but assuring I'll end up in Hell regardless, if such a place truly exists... If Hell itself is not, in fact, living a life where I'm forced to engage in these relations with someone other than—...

I can't say I'm surprised. Every other Mundane in this place has the same mentality, the same desire to torture their muses as much as possible. One can't help but become desensitized to the sickening nature of the situation after a while.

But don't misunderstand. I'm still appalled, outraged, so on and so forth. I just know that lodging a formal complaint is the only break you'll afford me, so I couldn't let the opportunity to give you a slight headache pass me by. It's a small consolation.

Please think long and hard about the hugging one. You like fluff. And yes, slice-of-life gives the distinct impression it will be about as exciting as never-ending high school, but you can make me ill, so when the mood strikes there's potential to make me suffer. You know, from something other than boredom.

[occ: uh so I accidentally tagged hollyheights and it won't let me remove it so...to any HH people who see this, I'm sorry!]

ex_vocal737

While I understand your desire to find a game for me? I think of what we have no as more like a one night stand — fun while it lasts, but not particularly permanent. If you want more, you're going to have to demonstrate your ability to commit.

Let's start with spending some more time together, get to know one another. That means giving me things to do every day, not just an hour on the couch on Mondays. We'll demonstrate your newfound knowledge with a thorough app — but go easy on the analysis, you are not my therapist. You can also take the time to do some research in my fields of interest: chemistry, physics, languages, mathematics... the list goes on. Most importantly? I'm going to expect you to start paying for my account. All one hundred icons, please.

What the hell is with that face? Oh please. You didn't actually think I was going to be a low maintenance character, did you?

(( comments may contain spoilers through 3x05. ))

infernalis

I know how much you like pulling out your Sam collection. But I'm not the self-righteous, broken guy you're used to yanking around. I'm stronger. New and improved, Sam 2.0.

... It always had to be this way. What can I say? It's in my blood.

a_relative_hero

Listen, mun. I appreciate being remembered and all...not that I minded the headspace with those other guys around...but are you really going to send me somewhere? Alone?

The last place wasn't ideal but I got powers there. It probably won't be the same in other places, right? I'd do my best to help out however I could but don't you think there are better options? Like that big green guy or Impulse's clone. And besides the fact that I wouldn't be too much help in a fight, I don't really want to be away from my family.

alovelychild

Um, are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, you're really, really tiny, and I'm a little bigger than you probably realize. It's really sweet that you're interested in playing with me, but I dunno if someone so short can really get me, y'know?

No, it's not silly! Take me and Frost - she's kind of cool now and then, but we're not really close because I'm tall and she's a midget - oh, wait, was that offensive? My bad. She's a little person, then.

Anyway, if you could grow, that'd be really good for our relationship. I don't hate small people, but you're just so delicate and easily stepped on and I'd worry that if I even bumped into you you'd fall over and die, which would be really gross and hard to clean up.

darknessandlight

Amusing. I see you are ever resourceful when it comes to be an annoyance to me and my counterparts, Mundane. I thought you were a fool when you had my alter-ego disguised as the man you call Santa Claus, but I realize we had yet to see the true extent of your idiocy.

Your kind is truly an interesting yet foolish one. You keep playing with forces you cannot even comprehend and unavoidably walk to your own doom. I do not know if I should commend you for your reckless courage or curse you for such a pathetic display of ignorance. But know this: no matter the vessel, the hatred that inhabits me remains unchanged and the battle I have waged for ages shall continue.

Now stop wasting both our time and finally get to assist my counterpart in taking over the world he currently resides in. The time so long awaited to fulfill our destiny is growing close. Most importantly, avoid playing tricks on us again. You may regret it.

ontheotherhand

Miss, while I'm flattered at the attention, I can't help but believe you've got better things you could be doing than pulling me from my life. Not that I prefer Whitechapel, mind-- I do appreciate the certain hygienic advantages of living in this...meta-space, as you call it-- but I do find my chances of both productivity and entertainment severely dampened here.

So, if you'd be so kind as to let me be, I'll gladly repay you in kind.

spurius

Are you sure, Mun-san? I'm okay being homeless if that means one of the others get placed somewhere.

athousandenemies

Hey Mun,

I don't mean to sound ungrateful. I really do appreciate the renewed attention, honest! But this whole idea of sending me into a game? I don't care for it. Matter of fact, it might be the worst idea you've had since you thought it would be okay to have spaghetti sauce with ramen noodles.

handsoffmyskirt

I want Kaito.

northrend

No, girl. As a matter of fact, I cannot say I approve of any of your scheming. Past, present, nor future.

Your will is weak -- a dangerous trait to have in my presence, as you are well aware. Were you truly never taught to leave a sleeping dragon lie? Perhaps you were dropped on your head one too many times as a child.

I think we have issues.

Jul. 6th, 2013

Jul. 6th, 2013

BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!

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