I cannot believe I'm doing this.. canon is Far Cry 3

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

 'ello, my little Mun - My clever little Hermana. You did good, you know...making this journal...making all my pretty pictures..you did very well-

 

Are you fucking listening? Eh? Good. I do not want to repeat myself, I do not like repeating my fucking self, comprender?

You did very well, and as a reward, I would like to offer you some advice. Hm? You want to hear it? Well that's good, that makes me very happy, I'm very pleased that you are listening now

 

Listen close..very close..

 

Do not fuck this up. I'm telling you now, do not fuck this up - you fuck this up, and it will not end well for you. That is my advice, I suggest you take it but then again..you could always not. I don't know. I do not control you, only you control you, which..depending on how well your ears work..could not be a very good characteristic

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[devil_within]

[Have a very dry tone from what appears to be an average businessman.]

For someone who doesn't like to repeat themselves, you seem to do it with some regularity.

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

[Tone even, he only glances over at the stranger before smirking and looking away again]

Was I fucking talking to you? No..no, I do not think I was.

[devil_within]

Saying anything here opens it up for public conversation. If you don't want people commenting on your stupidity, don't open your mouth.

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

This [He motions - somehow - to the original post] Is not stupidity. It is an introduction

And you know, calling a perfect stranger stupid..that's pretty fuckin' rude, hermano

[devil_within]

No, it was a threat.

[He scoffs.]

If you think something sets you apart from the rest of the world, you're welcome to try and do something about it.

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

[Shrug]

Subjective.

Oh I know what sets me apart, hermano - question is, do you? Or are you perfectly fine with letting your, ah..little mun person pull the strings?

[He either doesn't quite grasp how this works or he's choosing to ignore it.]

[devil_within]

To be perfectly honest, as far as I care you're nothing more than some two-bit punk with a big mouth.

Oh, and I'm the one pulling the strings.

[OOC: Feel free to have him pull a gun or something. Kazuya is extremely durable.]

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

[Slowly getting to his feet]

You think so? You really think so, yeah - fuck you. Fuck. You. Big man, coming up here and thinking he can talk to anybody any way he fucking wants toFUCK YOU

[Right now he's just going to settle for getting right up in this guys face. After minute, he gives an indignant smirk, backing up a step or two with his hands out at his sides]

It's fucking cute, you know - you don't pull anything. Just living in a little little bubble [He makes an 'O' shape with his thumb and fingertips]

How long do you think it'll be before that little bubble..[the 'bubble' then bursts with a splay of his fingers, accompanied by him making a popping sound.]

[devil_within]

You sure talk a lot, but all I hear is a little dog yapping for attention.

[He doesn't so much as bat an eye the invasion of his personal bubble.]

Many have tried to break me before. None have succeeded.

[justkeepmoving]

And how would they fuck this up? [ It sounded, to Lara, that his mundane had a very thin path to walk on--and it was quite possibly invisible, as well. ]

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

[He considers the question for a minute, as if he hadn't actually thought of the answer till this point]

That's a good question..there are lots of ways

Making me sound not like myself, that would not be good...ignoring me, eh..that'd be a bad move as well

[justkeepmoving]

Are you telling me you actually want their attention? [ Her tone pitches high in confusion, brow furrowing. Lara has seen few people who would want this sort of thing, if simply due to the fact that most of their time in the "spotlight" tends to leave its scars. ]

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

And why wouldn't I, hermana? I'm here, in this funny little place. The frailty of genius..is the need for an audience

[A moment later, and he suddenly laughs, as though he's been holding it back]

I don't even know where that's fucking from The point is, why be here and hide away like mice. There's no point. No fucking point and what's worse, the other fuckers here are okay with it. [Tsch]

[justkeepmoving]

[ The sudden laugh is mildly startling, and Lara tenses slightly, fists clenched, but it takes less than a moment for her to relax again. She could understand, at least in some small way, why this man would feel the way he did, but at the same time it was hard to comprehend when she knew the things they, as muses, went through for the sake of another's enjoyment. ]

That's a refreshing way to think, [ a moments pause, and she lets out a heavy sigh as she shakes her head ] but most here want to hide away because they don't wish to go to some game, or be tortured with horrors or oddities; they don't want to be a toy.

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

[Your jumpy, tense body language has been mentally noted, Lara]

Then they are missing out. How the fuck are we supposed to grow and learn if we do not experience life - all with it's tortures and games. I tell you, you come to my island, and you let half these fuckers loose, they'd be eaten alive. Natural selection, but, alas..that is not what you mean.

[It's hard to tell how much is serious and how much is jest.Getting to his feet, he approaches the girl slowly, motioning to her weapons]

You're not talking about all that. Where were you, hm? To need all these toys?

[justkeepmoving]

[ He had a point--people needed to overcome adversity to grow, but, for most, that adversity was nothing more than illness, or hate; it was the adversity that came with living in the modern world, and for the most part, it was nothing compared to the obstacles that came with the Charon, Yamatai, or even the Rook islands. Most people, even herself, were unprepared, physically and mentally, for real horror or adversity.

It was normal, human, not to want to deal with those things.

As he motions towards her weapons, Lara unconsciously brushes her fingers against the pistol attached to her side; just touching the cool metal brought back a feeling of fear, and control. Her expression tightens as she removes her hand from the weapon to cross her arms--her voice is kept tight, and controlled. ]

A ship, the kind of ship you never want to get on. [ it was straight out of a horror movie. Yamatai had been one thing, it had opened her eyes, but the Charon was worse, far, far, worse. ]

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

[There's a long glance from where her hand is going back to her face as she talks, a subtle smile spreading across his face. She's starting to remind him of 'Snow White'.

He nods approvingly at the idea of a scary, learning-curve ship. He likes ships, boats..yachts full of rich, shallow Americans..almost as much as he enjoys having groups of spoiled teenagers falling onto his island.]

Sounds like a big adventure for a damita*little lady, eh [There's a low chuckle]

What's your name, hermana?

[Oddly enough, he actually means that in a good way..]

[perfect_king_il_re]

I have found that mundanes rarely listen to us.

Save your breath, your incessant barking is grating.

[He sounded all too much like Gunzi from back home. So why was he even bothering with this one? If he was anything like Gunzi he'd be just as idiotic.]

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

[He looks from Shiki, to the empty space around him, to Shiki again, as though double checking that it's possible for yet another person to comment his post and be this rude]

You know you're the second motherfucker to come up to me and say something like that to me? S'fucking rude, amigo. My first time here, and this is the welcome I get.

[Sometimes, Shiki - your words? They hurt]

[perfect_king_il_re]

[His brows raise and gives a disproving little 'tch' noise. Petulant little mongrel.]

Call it free advice.

[Shiki's expression shifted to one of patronisation, his chin lifted haughtily and continued to stare down at the bizarre man. Perhaps he did have more sense than Gunzi.]

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

Yeah? And who are you eh? A psychiatrist - a fucking mind analyser

[Corkscrewing one of his fingers into his temples]

You know..what I find about advice is it's only really welcome..when it's asked for. And I don't remember asking you for shit

[perfect_king_il_re]

Nothing of the sort.

[Far from, and yet he was convinced he knew how people worked better than they did.]

And yet your mundane didn't ask. Forcing your 'advice' like that upon them can be burdensome. A hypocritical double-standard. Typical of a runt like you. Barking loud to be heard above the others.

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

[He just laughs, not appearing to really be paying Shiki much attention any more. It was almost adorable how he kept talking down to him as though he was just going to take it]

Ah, ah okay, I see, I get it now - it's perfectly alright for me to be brought here, against my will - forced to do whatever she wants.

But I tell her not to fuck up and suddenly, I'm the bad guy - ME! [Jabbing himself in the chest, as if 'ME' wasn't clear enough]

You know something gilipollas *asshole, fuck you - fuck you I didn't fucking come here so that motherfuckers like you- you think you're better than me, eh? FUCK. YOU

[Quick Shiki, fetch your fazed face - for there is now a gun pointed at it]

You wanna keep calling me names? Keep going, motherfucker - see what happens next

[perfect_king_il_re]

[Shiki didn't appear to be all that phased, just clicked his tongue and remained rigid. Red eyes staring into Vaas', almost unfeeling, it made him look a little like a mannequin. And yet deep within him, his own bloodlust was beginning to rise.]

Pathetic.

[Within a split second his katana's drawn, the blade pointed at Vaas.]

There's no skill within use of a gun. Are you sure you wish to play within these flames? Your opponents may feel fear when they see you in your own home, but all I see is a puppy having a tantrum. Bark loud enough and everyone will hear you will they not? Everyone shall respect you.

Think twice before you start what you cannot take back.

[thedefinitionof_insanity]

[And holy wow, that was fast. Even Vaas has to admit, this particular asshat may not be what he seems. Not backing away just yet, a smirk unfolds across his lips as he lowers the gun, but just a little.]

That's a pretty big toy you have there, hermano..

[One step at a time, he begins to circle Shiki, smile still plastered to his face, though he's now actually weighing the con's and pro's to fighting this clown.]

..careful you don't cut yourself eh